Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I know I've brought this up before, but those darkened eyelids are scary as fuck.
Ya... I know she has raccoon/sickness eyes, but I never realized that she kind of uses the discolouration as "make-up". All she does for eyeshadow is smudge a darker colour in the corners then top it all with glitter. Why... :c
 
She thinks that she still has time. That's why she's like "at least I'm not 500 pounds" or "boo, I'm 27 and not 30". She doesn't realize that her clock is ticking and if she does - she just doesn't care. Maybe that's why she buys useless junk, stuff her face with fast food and ignores her college debt, she knows that in a few years she'll be dead so it doesn't matter. Yes, this post is autistic.
 
It's cute that she says she doesn't have lymphedema. She hasn't been to a doctor in a long time and therefore no doctor could refer her to a vascular surgeon or vein specialist to get an official diagnosis.

Several of my relatives have/had severe lymphedema. Once you've seen it up close and in person a layman can very easily identify it on others. She has it just like she has diabetes and it's ridiculous to deny it. We can see it on her body. It's not unlike a person covered with chicken pox denying they have it.

Her denial will kill her before she's 35. I can't imagine being so far up my own ass I would try to deny something that was evident to anyone who can see.
 
She's definitely scared of finding out that she has diabetes and other stuff. It's like when people think they might have cancer but they don't go to a doctor because they're afraid of the final answer. Very silly and it will probably cost her life but meh, not that I care about her or her health tbh.
I dont even think it's even that far. I think she honestly believes shes healthy. I really do. She thinks because she is 26 she wouldnt have those problems. I bet people like her think those type of problems only affect "old people" meanwhile her insides are already worse than a person over 60.
 
Edit: So, I might just be nitpicking, but isn't it a little fucking odd that she spent about 25 minutes doing a crappy makeup job, when she could have spent that time doing oh, I dunno, ACTUAL PHYSICAL activity?! Take that shitty, fat, little dog outside for a REAL walk, for once.

Walking the dog requires pants. It might only take you 5 seconds to pull on a pair of pants, but it's several minutes of huffing and puffing and struggling for Big Al. LOL

Seriously, though, you'd think she would want to wear pants. I know she doesn't move around much at home, but fat thighs rubbing together when she does have to move sounds painful. At least pants would make waddling more comfortable.
 
I dont even think it's even that far. I think she honestly believes shes healthy. I really do. She thinks because she is 26 she wouldnt have those problems. I bet people like her think those type of problems only affect "old people" meanwhile her insides are already worse than a person over 60.

I think I just refuse to believe that someone can be THAT delusional at 500lbs. She's dumb as fuck but cmon, you can't barely walk, ofc you have health issues.
 
Walking the dog requires pants. It might only take you 5 seconds to pull on a pair of pants, but it's several minutes of huffing and puffing and struggling for Big Al. LOL

Seriously, though, you'd think she would want to wear pants. I know she doesn't move around much at home, but fat thighs rubbing together when she does have to move sounds painful. At least pants would make waddling more comfortable.
She is so close to being those people who lay there naked because they are too large so they just sit around nude on a puppy pad all day

I think I just refuse to believe that someone can be THAT delusional at 500lbs. She's dumb as fuck but cmon, you can't barely walk, ofc you have health issues.

Welcome to AL's world.

The worst thing that could have happened to her was being told she has a "disorder of binge eating" now she relies on that dx from the therapist many moons ago as to why she cannot stop eating and gorging. She will forever use that as a means to why her behavior and self control are so abhorrent.
 
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"Making soup is really easy; you don't even need a recipe. You can use any leftover meat, vegetables about to go bad, potatoes, beans, what have you." In this case, the "what have you" could be pearl barley, lentils, turnips, mushrooms, canned corn or tomatoes--literally any ingredient that could reasonably be added to your soup pot.

This may be a little off-topic, but your ingredients list reminded me of the stuff AL puts in her "healthy soups" :lol:

The worst thing that could have happened to her was being told she has a "disorder of binge eating" now she relies on that dx from the therapist many moons ago as to why she cannot stop eating and gorging. She will forever use that as a means to why her behavior and self control are so abhorrent.

It's awful that she's using it as an excuse to hide behind. Having a disorder isn't funny, especially not when it's hard to treat. But hard to treat doesn't mean all hope is lost; she can choose to practise self control and she can very easily educate herself on nutrition and a healthy diet.

I can vouch for this. I have many a psychological disorders (some of which will never be properly cured either), but that doesn't mean I can't try and manage my symptoms. It takes time, but it's not impossible.
 
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She looks like a corpse...

Unrelated but I found a picture (thumbnail) of her from just two years ago and it doesn't like she had dark beetus knuckles then. I wonder if she's actually listened to anyone whose said that she's showing signs of diabetes or she just completely ignore them "cus da h8rs!!!". I also wonder when the last time she went to a doctor is (lol do you think she's vaccinated).

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She made a comment several months ago that she hasn't been to a doctor in 8 years. I cringe to think about how long it has been since she's seen the dentist.
 
Walking the dog requires pants. It might only take you 5 seconds to pull on a pair of pants, but it's several minutes of huffing and puffing and struggling for Big Al. LOL

Seriously, though, you'd think she would want to wear pants. I know she doesn't move around much at home, but fat thighs rubbing together when she does have to move sounds painful. At least pants would make waddling more comfortable.

Fat people Big AL's size have to wear pants, otherwise, the general public is at risk of seeing into... the abyss. :horrifying::horrifying:
 
I'm starting to think her income may be from performing as a cam girl on a fat or feeder fetish website.
I thought that too for a long time. She also has said that "many people" have offered her money to watch her eat something like a pizza. I asked her more recently on her ask.fm if she has ever been paid to eat something and she was like "nope" but she's obviously a notorious liar.
Even if AL is just secretly raking in the dough from feeders though, she's only fucking herself over because she's just going to gain more and more weight.
 
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