Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[C3PBRO]

I'm not convinced Al "makes a living" from youtube at all.

I made this 'seed comment' I guess, when I was making fun of Krystles aunt. I am under no illusions she makes a living from YT. She makes some pocket money, and the rest is whatever she can leech from victims. Currently it's the lease holder, Destiny. I am quite sure she will cling to Krystle next, she's already setting up for it with the overly elaborate and whimsical comments she makes about missing her, and VA in general.

 

[VJ 343]

Actually, your math is way off. The venti frapp is 670 calories at base. The caramel sauce is 150 calories per pump. The hazelnut syrup is 20 calories per pump, mocha drizzle is 25 calories and starbucks cream is ~55 calories per 6oz. Venti's are 20 oz drinks.

That's 1880 calories all together.

A regular ferrero rocher has like 200 calories. Good lord.

That doesn't even sound like it would taste nice. Fererro Rochers are served in small doses because their richness will overwhelm just about anyone. These people need therapy.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

I made this 'seed comment' I guess, when I was making fun of Krystles aunt. I am under no illusions she makes a living from YT. She makes some pocket money, and the rest is whatever she can leech from victims. Currently it's the lease holder, Destiny. I am quite sure she will cling to Krystle next, she's already setting up for it with the overly elaborate and whimsical comments she makes about missing her, and VA in general.

Made me cringe when she talked about missing VA sooooo much. Iirc she dissed it before her move to Florida to be with Destiny. She didn't like the weather blah blah blah.........it's like she has a script for every occasion...always the same bs.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Made me cringe when she talked about missing VA sooooo much. Iirc she dissed it before her move to Florida to be with Destiny. She didn't like the weather blah blah blah.........it's like she has a script for every occasion...always the same bs.

"Kuh-rystuhl's pay-ruhnt's* house was niiiiiiiiice, but it dih-uhn't feel homey, yanno?"

(* more like pay-rents )

 

[Chaotik]

That doesn't even sound like it would taste nice. Fererro Rochers are served in small doses because their richness will overwhelm just about anyone. These people need therapy.

They really need therapy. Sometimes I have the feeling that people who are addicted to food don't care about how the food taste, but that they consume as much as possible because I can't imagine that this is tasty as all.

 

[HickoryDickory]

That order would probably make a normal person puke, tbh.

It reminds me of this lady that sometimes worked at the grocery store. I was behind her at McD's one day and she ordered a McFlurry... I swear the cup was half-full of nothing but chocolate syrup before she was satisfied with the ratio. The poor employee looked worried and had a time trying to use the mixer... It was gross.

 

[tarni]

Oh my goodness...I just had to share.
Extracted from Shrek's snapchat. How can someone not go into a diabetes coma after this?

That is some #intuitiveeating #unluckygenetics #evilpatriarchy #haes #cheatday right there

 

[Ambaby]

Made me cringe when she talked about missing VA sooooo much. Iirc she dissed it before her move to Florida to be with Destiny. She didn't like the weather blah blah blah.........it's like she has a script for every occasion...always the same bs.

Right? That's how I remember it. She hated it there...I love how the pay-rents just happen to be on a cruise. My guess is Krystal's parents were like NO, she can't come here, but came to a compromise with Krystal that she come when they are out of town. I mean, the trip is at a completely different time (I think she originally said it was going to be May 20-something) and the plan is completely different than how she first described it. IIRC, she said Krystal was going to come to KY, stay for a while with AL, then they were going to go together back to VA. I am trying to remember what video it was in...

 

[Bustcakes]

The caramel sauce is 150 calories per pump.

This may be the most terrifying post I've ever read here. Good grief, how is that even possible?

 

[Ambaby]

Right? That's how I remember it. She hated it there...I love how the pay-rents just happen to be on a cruise. My guess is Krystal's parents were like NO, she can't come here, but came to a compromise with Krystal that she come when they are out of town. I mean, the trip is at a completely different time (I think she originally said it was going to be May 20-something) and the plan is completely different than how she first described it. IIRC, she said Krystal was going to come to KY, stay for a while with AL, then they were going to go together back to VA. I am trying to remember what video it was in...

THE POWER OF MAKEUP video, February 25, at about 5 minute mark, she says Krystal is coming to stay for a bit in KY on May 21, then together they are going back to VA to stay for a while, then Krystal is coming back to KY to stay for another while. That is totally not what went down. Wonder what happened there...It's also kind of funny because AL blathers on about how she hopes now that she's "known" Krystal will feel comfortable being in her vlogs, lol.

 

[haygurlhay]

I want to see a "my afternoon/evening routine" video from AL.
4 p.m. - wake up for the day.
4:15 p.m. - tweet something incredibly vague in order to get people to ask me questions and act coy when presented with said questions.
4:30 p.m. Waddle into kitchen. It's time to feed.
8:30 p.m. Look at my bank account and decide I should get on YouNow to get some money. Hum and check my phone when presented with questions I don't want to answer.
9:30 p.m. Call Dustin and whine that I'm starving.
9:45 p.m. Slowly waddle into Dustin's car to be driven to IHOP. It's time for another feeding.
10:30 p.m. Cackle while taking snaps of my special needs ex.
10:35 p.m. Manhandle about 5,000 calories worth of food.
11:45 p.m. Have Dustin take me to Walmart to gather some evening snacks. Ride around in my favorite scooter because my feet hurt.
1:30 a.m. Make Dustin carry in my bags and then film a 3 minute video when he leaves. "Hey guys. I have been busy adulting all day but I wanted to quickly show you some things I got at Walmart."
1:35 a.m. Open a bag of hot cheetos and fall back onto the couch to watch Netflix.
6 a.m. Wake up with hot cheetos dust all over my face. Waddle to kitchen for just a few last minute snacks before it's time for bed. zzzzzzzzz.

 

[Tazz]

I would love to see her real emotions when next months yt check is $50. September is only a few more months and dustys half rent payments are going to be over.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

THE POWER OF MAKEUP video, February 25, at about 5 minute mark, she says Krystal is coming to stay for a bit in KY on May 21, then together they are going back to VA to stay for a while, then Krystal is coming back to KY to stay for another while. That is totally not what went down. Wonder what happened there...It's also kind of funny because AL blathers on about how she hopes now that she's "known" Krystal will feel comfortable being in her vlogs, lol.

Wonder when Krystle and her girlfriend became a couple. Maybe having this girlfriend is complicating BigAl's plans. Why would the gf be tolerant of Krystle traveling with Al and staying in KY for an extended period of time? Is the girlfriend intelligent enough to "smell a rat"?

 

[Tazz]

I hope krystals girlfriend did a little digging the seen amberlynn for what she is.

 

[Awkwafina]

This may be the most terrifying post I've ever read here. Good grief, how is that even possible?

It gets worse. When I looked up the individual nutrition info for everything in her drink I found out that one pump = 2 tablespoons. 6 tbsp is like 3/8 of a cup iirc?? She literally almost got 1/2 a cup of caramel sauce. Sometimes I can't even drink a medium frapp because the barista just shits all over it with the sauce and it's so cloyingly sweet. Holy shit.

 

[Country Matters]

It gets worse. When I looked up the individual nutrition info for everything in her drink I found out that one pump = 2 tablespoons. 6 tbsp is like 3/8 of a cup iirc?? She literally almost got 1/2 a cup of caramel sauce. Sometimes I can't even drink a medium frapp because the barista just shits all over it with the sauce and it's so cloyingly sweet. Holy shit.

I once got a medium caramel frapp with a shot of chocolate in it, and it was way too much (tbf the size may have something to do with it, and may have been good to go with a large)

But she got a chocolate chip frappe (which is already very sweet- tastes kinda like chocolate pudding with some chocolate chips in it) with 6 shots of caramel, 6 shots of hazelnut, heavy cream and extra drizzle.

I guess it must be one of those things where your palate starts to adjust to your diet- like how some people eat so much junk something like a strawberry tastes bland and not sweet or tart in the slightest. I genuinely can't imagine anything else that would make something like that palatable.

 

[Dozaemon]

I think the reason why they don't feel ashamed is because they're already getting attention for their size anyway. People are staring at them and thinking "wow, what the hell," and they realize that. They already got over their self-consciousness because people would still stare, no matter what they eat in public.

Fat people at the gym get made fun of, too, so whatever, right?

Edit: Removed quoted post and powerlevel. Felt it wasn't necessary to add afterall. I have revealed bits of my mysterious self... ain't nobody got time for that

 

[Awkwafina]

I think the reason why they don't feel ashamed is because they're already getting attention for their size anyway. People are staring at them and thinking "wow, what the hell," and they realize that. They already got over their self-consciousness because people would still stare, no matter what they eat in public.

Fat people at the gym get made fun of, too, so whatever, right?

Didn't AL make a video making fun of someone fatter than her and saying "Wow why is she here she should be eating healthier??" The disconnect is real

 

[EH 110]

Didn't AL make a video making fun of someone fatter than her and saying "Wow why is she here she should be eating healthier??" The disconnect is real

Yeah, I remember an older video where she went out to eat and talked about staring at a person who was bigger than she is, judging them.

 

[Awkwafina]

Found it. This is still so surreal. Does anyone know how tall AL is? I know a girl who's about AL's starting weight back when she started her channel and she doesn't have a double chin or the moon face that AL had, but she's like 5'7.