Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hotcheetospuffs]

AL wants to be normal so bad she adopts the narratives of regular people, things she has never experienced, and convinces herself they are her reality. If you're a normal sized petite woman being referred to as "a cute lil shorty," or whatever, is just an aspect of life that you experience sometimes. AL has never ever experienced that. No one has sincerely thought of her that way.

It's like how AL has claimed to practice "moderation," how she pretends she eats like a dainty little bird when she isn't gorging in front of the camera. Eating like a normal person, feeling full like a normal person, having days where you just don't eat because of stress or commitments or laziness, AL has never experienced that. You don't get to 500 pounds ever having genuinely experienced a day with indifferent feelings towards food, and forgetting to eat. But she likes the idea of that aspect of normal personhood, so she's adopted it and perpetuates this idea that she has ever actually experienced it.

Don't forget about this gem, it shows animals not fixed, another missing puppy, and admitting to being almost 500 lbs, the struggle of stairs and the stairs struggling back, as well as the feet (drink), how did I miss this ??!! Destiny's parents were going to have to install a hand rail for her!

 

[Dozaemon]

How do their animals keep going missing?!

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

How do their animals keep going missing?!

Big Al probably wanted a snack and was too lazy to waddle into the kitchen?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Seriously tho, where's the pitbull, Chloe, or her puppy? Maybe some of them died of old age, but this video was less than a year ago...Density comes from a long line of people who don't give a shit about their pets, and AL comes from a long line of people who don't give a shit about their children. Scary and sad. Here's an idea Amberlynn, sue Destiny's parents for injuries you sustained on the stairs from them not having a handrail for you. You hate Destiny anyway...

 

[Awkwafina]

Her shelf butt is so prominent in that video. Also, they can't use a regular bed frame? Did she say they had mattresses holding up their actual mattress?

Edit: bruh

 

[wheelpower]

So apparently Krystle's new girlfriend (Nena) used to date Becky who is now with ALR. What the fuck...

 

[Broken Pussy]

So apparently Krystle's new girlfriend (Nena) used to date Becky who is now with ALR. What the fuck...View attachment 210130 View attachment 210129

Okay, so who is who and why is everyone so unfortunate-looking? Is giant blue blob Becky?

 

[Awkwafina]

Okay, so who is who and why is everyone so unfortunate-looking? Is giant blue blob Becky?

I think that's Krystle's new girlfriend?

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Isn't she the same one in the back in this pic as in the pics above? It looks exactly like her

 

[Broken Pussy]

I think that's Krystle's new girlfriend?



Isn't she the same one in the back as in the pics above?

Okay, so Nena the Butch Blob and Becky the Butch Blob decided to uncouple and somehow ended up in relationships with the two halves of another previous couple? Intriguing. Do they look alike to me because all Butch Blobs look alike or do you think they were attracted to each other out of a combination of desperation and narcissism? Also, exactly how fat is Krystle?

 

[wifflypuff]

Okay, so who is who and why is everyone so unfortunate-looking? Is giant blue blob Becky?

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[Sports Casual]

Okay, so who is who and why is everyone so unfortunate-looking? Is giant blue blob Becky?

The girl in yellow is pretty cute. Who is she? I feel like she's the equivalent of the normal character in a sitcom that the audience identifies with.

 

[Awkwafina]

Also, exactly how fat is Krystle?

Surprisingly, she appears to be of relatively normal weight

Edit: saw this in the sidebar for rec'd while capping that just now. I'm naming this, "Why angles matter"

She's literally half of that big ass mirror yet looks just a teeny bit chunky in the snapchat pic. I'm convinced she's sold her soul for the ability to work these angles, I've never seen someone do it so perfectly like she does.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Surprisingly, she appears to be of relatively normal weight

Edit: saw this in the sidebar for rec'd while capping that just now. I'm naming this, "Why angles matter"

She's literally half of that big ass mirror yet looks just a teeny bit chunky in the snapchat pic. I'm convinced she's sold her soul for the ability to work these angles, I've never seen someone do it so perfectly like she does.

I joked earlier about her putting her camera in space, but I was partly serious. If you hold a camera up above you, you're going to look slimmer because of the distortion. She's basically putting the camera on the ceiling in order to look smaller. It doesn't require much effort or talent, but it's why people look thinner in selfies, a lot of the time, because no one else is going to hold a camera over your head at an angle like that, and nobody looks good when the camera is coming from an angle below their face. When I shoot people taller than I am, I like to use a step ladder.

 

[EH 110]

It looks like her butt starts at the middle of her back. LOL

 

[PiggyPie]

Jesus, why does everyone in Kentucky look so fucked?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Jesus, why does everyone in Kentucky look so fucked?

Honestly, you have towns and rural areas all over the rust belt and appalachia where everyone who could got the fuck out 25-30 years ago when the coal, metal, lumber, furniture, etc..industries went tits up for better opportunities. Many who stayed were doomed to a repeating generational cycle unemployment, bad choices and bad diets.

I had a friend who did an VISTA year after college to help adolescent girls in a Eastern KY town like this and it was just so sad what these kids had never been exposed to in life - really normal things like libraries, museums, parks, art classes, structured activities of any kind, anything outside a 15 mile radius of their home, etc...then add to it most had grown up in houses where poverty, physical/sexual abuse and drug addiction were the norm. It's as bad as any kid growing up in a shit inner-city housing project.

Kentucky actually has some great cities and towns, Louisville is awesome and the natural beauty is everywhere, but there are pockets all over the state (and TN, OH, WV, IN, etc..) that are snake pits of poverty, meth and misery.

 

[Dovahshit]

Motherfucker, drink a glass of water when youre hungry 3 hours after you last ate, water will fill you up and your brain actually confuses hunger and thirst since the same mechanism controls them both. Nobody normal should be hungry 3 hours after you last ate. Eat some foods with dietary fiber and protein, and just a tiny amount of fat. The FDA Pyramid as far as Im aware, is a decent diet if you slice off the bottom portion of 6 servings of bread/grain-based carbs. Normal fruits and vegetables already have carbohydrates in them.

Also AL, coffee is an appetite suppressant if you drink it black! You could also pick up a cigarette habit if you don't want to care about your health, cigarettes suppress appetite too.

You guys I think a guide to understanding Amberlynnisms would be so helpful for new viewers. I started off with a few below but I know there are plenty others!

pitchers = pictures
jewree = jewelry
propogonda = propaganda
wheel = will
aags = eggs
raped = not raped
on my own = currently in search of next caretaker

gorl = girl
i lost 20 pounds = i lost fuck all
liderelly = literally
YAAAASSSSSHHH = yes
i love her sow much = she enables me without complaining

 

[haygurlhay]

First off, I love whoever found that AL and her inner circle lesbian squad just pass each other around.
Secondly, what the FUCK? So Becky with the butch hair used to date Krystle's CURRENT gf?
And no wonder Krystle's aunt was dying to be on camera. She probably feels like a high end fashion model around those girls.

 

[Poison_Apple]

Seriously tho, where's the pitbull, Chloe, or her puppy? Maybe some of them died of old age, but this video was less than a year ago...Density comes from a long line of people who don't give a shit about their pets, and AL comes from a long line of people who don't give a shit about their children. Scary and sad. Here's an idea Amberlynn, sue Destiny's parents for injuries you sustained on the stairs from them not having a handrail for you. You hate Destiny anyway...

those are Destiny's family pets I'm pretty sure

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

"If it can't be eaten, it probably raped me" I fucking love you!! lol