Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It appears that Beckys not even on good terms with her ex, Nena. Her mom posted the same pic with Nena cropped out and Becky thanked her for it.
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That video was such bullshit. She's known for like a week now that her scale hasn't been working correctly and now it's because the batteries are low. She can't get to the store to buy any. So? Fucking order them from Amazon if you're so "obsessive" about having the scale for your "journey".
It's also surprising that someone who will show every single item of cheap Walmart jewewlry she buys won't share her "meal plan" on camera. Uh-huh.
Come on gorl, stop even trying to convince us.
 
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Yet another weight loss video where she refuses to show that she actually lost any weight.
I'm starting to find the few amount of fucks this chick gives genuinely impressive, she's literally digging her own grave with her fork and spoon and cares not a jot, long as she can lie about trying to save her own life for youtube asspats. Fucking amazing.
 
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Toxoplasmosis said:
"I haven't really been caring about what I've been eating or what I've been putting inside of my body."
And it shows! :lol:

Did anyone hear her say that water keeps you dehydrated? Um.
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I heard that lol.. also who is this bitch trying to kid? The scale isn't haunted, low on batteries or what the fuck ever she tries to convince us.. its BROKE... the maximum weight limit is 550lbs sooo
 
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If we played "count the Amberlynn lies" drinking game, we'd all be shitfaced after watching that.

She has been eating terribly and drinking a lot, and she's "swollen" but she knows she lost weight.

She said weeks ago the batteries were dead on her scale, shoots a zillion shopping vids, then pretends like its news and it's suddenly hard to get batteries. She even put on socks for us, y'all.

She appreciates all the comments she gets.

She has her meals all planned out (but not calorie counting).

She has been successful at losing weight, yet January was her highest weight ever. (She and I have a different idea about what success means).

She LOVES to move. She's going to dance the night away, because she loves it so. (Then why you so fat?)

She's only going to have one soda a day. Okay, maybe two..

]Soda is the worst thing for your body and weight. It has no redeeming qualities. Nobody needs soda every single day, and it's been at least ten years since I had one and I'm thin, it is SO bad for you. That and fast food is what's contributing to obesity and the super morbidly obese, like AL. I think soda affects your gut flora, which is what they try to fix when doing a bypass. Plus people drink it all day when they should be drinking water

That's just what I can think of having seen the video an hour ago. I'm pretty sure that if she said it, it is a lie. The biggest being that she's under 500 lbs. nope, gorl. Nope. We know you over 500 lbs. we have eyeballs.

Why can't she just admit she fucked up royally, eats too much, hates to move, has a mental problem that contributes to over eating, and honestly start a weight loss plan? Post the foods, post the diet and get a real weight and be sincere?

Because, she needs a way to back out when this fails too.
 
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I think it's funny that there's no mention of therapy on her "weight loss journey". There's no way in hell she'll be able to stick any plan if she's not getting to the root of the problem. The amount of mental gymnastics she had to do in that video was absurd. She has an addiction to food and that does not go away over night, especially when she's had so many of these "come to Jesus I need to lose weight" moments. I mean she still thinks she can have cheat meals and dessert when she's at least 500 pounds. Nothing ever sticks and she's going to fail again and again and die before she ever reaches 30.
 
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I'm surprised her Walmart sells so many chokers, but no batteries. The real problem is that she keeps buying scales that are meant for humans. It's got to be hard to find one that goes over 500 pounds. I Googled "scales for people over 500 pounds" and found these:

http://www.oldwillknottscales.com/bathroom-scales-capacities-600-800.html

One goes up to 700 pounds and costs $89.90, which surprised me; I expected it to be more expensive. The other one goes up to 750 pounds and is much more expensive at $204.40 (on sale). Most of the Google results I got are for scales that go up to 400 or 500 pounds.
 
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