Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[C3PBRO]

Okay so this angle is actually cracking me up right now. Okay this is the angle I have for you guys for today. This angle's hilarious.

This angle though like what the fuck... I don't know if I like this angle. Do you guys like this angle? I don't think Twinkie likes this angle. I'm not too sure.

For someone who finds "this angle" so hilarious and ridiculous you sure do use it in every single fucking Snapchat ever.

 

[Rotogravure]

Homegirl bought pre-packaged hard boiled eggs. Pre-packaged hard boiled eggs. I'm out.

Carbs are not the enemy for WHO exactly... cuz GORRRRL.

 

[Calling]

Oh, my god. A giant jar of calorie dense peanut butter? Chicken cutlets that can serve three meals in each package? Family size box of Wheat Thins?

I can't wait to read the YT comments.

 

[pozilei]

I am so confused and dumbfounded. Can she really (dare I say: literally) not buy one item at a time? 3 packs of god knows how much chicken, several packs of tuna, cans of the same veggies. Does she realize being on a diet doesn't automatically mean you have to eat the exact same thing every day? Or is it just the same compulsion that makes her buy not one or two chokers but 10 in one go?

 

[FatFuckingClown]

I LOVE that she slipped up and saw the Dr. Pepper box then tried to babble out of it.
She sounds like a kid getting caught hiding drugs, "Those aren't mine, they're for a friend!"
Like, how stupid does she think her viewers are? For ruuulllll....

 

[EH 110]

I bet the grocery store doesn't sell batteries for her scale, either.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

A bag of frozen mixed vegetables is fairly cheap depending on the size and brand. But that would require physically steaming them and that's effort.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

If that's all she's got to eat all week(I'm assuming she has some basic stuff like oatmeal, etc) she's gonna get bored unless she gets creative and I don't mean by dumping pepper, Italian seasoning, ketchup, etc all over the stuff. How can she stand her own cooking now. It must all taste the same. Maybe that's why she has to eat out so often. I'm waiting for the chicken, rice and canned vegetables to all become one of her delicious soups.
I think this is doomed.
Also, I don't think she sounded gung-ho about it at all.

 

[BubbaGumpShraaamp]

Why is this gorl so obsessed with getting her protein? 3 ginormous packs of chicken breasts and then peanut butter because "it could be a good way to get in my protein".
Is she secretly training for Mr. America or something?

 

[Country Matters]

Why is this gorl so obsessed with getting her protein? 3 ginormous packs of chicken breasts and then peanut butter because "it could be a good way to get in my protein".
Is she secretly training for Mr. America or something?

It's probably just her repeating health stuff without really understanding it

It's clear she doesn't really know what she's doing, but every health guide or guru out there stresses the importance of protein- how chicken is a good source, how different vegetable are good for that, etc.

She just wants to sound knowledgeable

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

She has some kind of freaky obsession with protein, most likely because all she ever eats is carbs and knows protein is important, but not why or what would be an adequate amount.
But then maybe it's better she doesn't follow up with some nutritional education because then she'd be obsessing over the amount of protein in a carrot.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Y'all need to just stop talkin' so much shit, homegorl knows sooooooo much more about nutrition and proteehn than ehny of you fuckin' hay-uhrs.

 

[ADHD]

It's so cute how she always makes a point to say how she hasn't eaten anything yet today, as if that somehow means she won't consume a surplus in calories between the time she says that and the time she falls asleep.

 

[tentacake]

Amberlynn's Grocery Haul

- 3 packages of chicken breasts (so 12~ chicken titties total)
- bag of apples
- instant brown rice (because waiting 20 min for rice to cook is so hard)
- 2 cans each of corn, green beans, and peas (she's planning on having a can each night... hello salt)
- 7 (?!) packages of tuna
- avocado oil mayonnaise
- whole grain wheat thins
- jar of pickles (more salt)
- green olives (even more salt)
- 2 packages of pre cooked hard boiled eggs
- extra crunchy peanut butter
- 2 packages of celery
- a package of baby carrots

This is the most random assortment of foods I have ever seen and it's definitely not a sustainable way of eating. She shops like a college student who hasn't figured out how and what to eat yet but she's like 26...

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I can't even believe "pre-packed hard boiled eggs" exist. Who thinks dropping an egg in boiling water for 10 minutes is too much effort? Big AL, obviously, but I can't believe there are more.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Not gonna lie, I get them in bulk for major holidays. We have giant potlucks with the whole family (over 100 people) for big holidays, and I make 10-12 dozen deviled eggs for every party. I make desserts for them too and I ain't got time for all that shell peeling. I imagine most hospitals and places like that use them for a similar reason, and are the major buyers for them.
Just for daily life, though? I can't imagine anyone besides disabled/elderly people buying them, or other people who absolutely have to. They taste fine for deviled eggs and egg salad where you add stuff to them, but they aren't very good for just eating.

Big Gay Al is pretty damn disabled, so I guess it's okay.

 

[Xenomorph]

Homegirl bought pre-packaged hard boiled eggs. Pre-packaged hard boiled eggs. I'm out.

that poor dog in the background in the video is appealing for us to save it also she got caught with orange soda in her fridge, I saw it when she got her carrots and celery

Also did you notice in the VA video she spoke normally? What a fake fucker she is

 

[Poison_Apple]

Amberlynn's Grocery Haul

- 3 packages of chicken breasts (so 12~ chicken titties total)
- bag of apples
- instant brown rice (because waiting 20 min for rice to cook is so hard)
- 2 cans each of corn, green beans, and peas (she's planning on having a can each night... hello salt)
- 7 (?!) packages of tuna
- avocado oil mayonnaise
- whole grain wheat thins
- jar of pickles (more salt)
- green olives (even more salt)
- 2 packages of pre cooked hard boiled eggs
- extra crunchy peanut butter
- 2 packages of celery
- a package of baby carrots

This is the most random assortment of foods I have ever seen and it's definitely not a sustainable way of eating. She shops like a college student who hasn't figured out how and what to eat yet but she's like 26...

this is pretty bad lol. but brown rice actually takes super long to cook. I usually have to wait like an hour for it. white rice takes like 20 min

 

[pickleniggo]

I don't know if it's ever been pointed out, but AL's nearly constant interruptions of her own sentences get on my nerves. It's almost like she's subconsciously telling us that the next few words out of her mouth are going to be a lie.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

that poor dog in the background in the video is appealing for us to save it also she got caught with orange soda in her fridge, I saw it when she got her carrots and celery

That was probably for a friend as well...