Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Insulin reid]

I mean maybe? Stranger things have happened.

But. It could just be fake news and I'm retarded lmao. But I feel like it's a little too on the nose, especially with the fat fetish stuff.

The oak and other wood names with little creativity align with this, and the timeline. Emily strikes me as the type of Italian American who does the 23 and me or ancestry shit and finds out there like some percent European mutt and is at least 25% italian so they make it a fraction of their personality. The "oh is anyone in my family a mobster, gab-a-gool- ayyy *hand gesture* spa-GH-ETTi--uh." Italian. Not like a real italian who fucks off to Italy to live on a farm and learn how to cook for a while kind of italian.

Her and amber probably got in a fight, amber found a main account and after the circular fight and her promising to never look at sexy big women besides amber, she probably got a little horny a couple days after and started another account again. I assume the italian Google translate "untitled" shit Emily probably thought it was clever.

 

[Gumming3082]

Of course of the dozen people left on Tumblr half are feeders and one of them would be fuckin' Emily.

 

[VitaminSiobhan]

Emily Instagram post for archive.

Caption text: I'd like to put these rumors to rest. That is not my tumblr account. I haven't had an account since November of last year. It's honestly wild that people are assuming it's me just because the username includes the word "Oak." That's a reach. Also for the record I'm not Italian. Im 98.6% German according to my DNA ancestry. That is all.

 

[General Woundwort]

Unless they're just caps of pictures or videos she's publicly uploaded, that could be the smoking gun on if this account *does* belong to Emily.

Even better if the account belongs to Alexis, since Amber was basically 'dating' them both for a time.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Nothing makes me happier than the fact that Amberlynn has officially let "porkahontas" slide as permissible. She's losing control. It used to be whispering about wiping her ass or mentioning the 20 piece McNuggets was almost a fireable offense.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Nothing makes me happier than the fact that Amberlynn has officially let "porkahontas" slide as permissible. She's losing control. It used to be whispering about wiping her ass or mentioning the 20 piece McNuggets was almost a fireable offense.

She’s fine with any amount of humiliation now so long as Emily keeps slurping up her many yeasty folds.

 

[FatalTater]

I love seeing how many people hear or read the words of a known liar and are just "Welp, she said the thing so it must be true."
It's funnier than the shit the cows are getting up to lately.

 

[Major Pain]

I love seeing how many people hear or read the words of a known liar and are just "Welp, she said the thing so it must be true."
It's funnier than the shit the cows are getting up to lately.

People still believe the media and governments, every day.
People are retarded.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I assume the italian Google translate "untitled" shit Emily probably thought it was clever.

If I'm remembering correctly, some Hamber content (the cookie video I think?) got leaked via some throw-away account that used some random non-English language. I'm still convinced it was Hamber and Emily who deliberately leaked it to stir up fake and gay drama. If I am correct, that indicates it might be a standard Emily move to change an account's language settings and larp as ESL to throw everyone off when she wants to deny that it belongs to her. The Italian might've just been picked at random, it may not have any significance. By the standard of Hamber's orbiters that actually is an Isaac Newton-level genius tactic, to be fair. I tend to believe the fetish tumblr is her. I can't see an impersonator being so dedicated that they spend months curating disgusting porn images of giga-obesoids in the hope that someone familiar with Amber happens to come across this coom blog and pin it on Emily for no real reason.

 

[junkiemoth]

Amber, if (when) you're reading this: even if the account isn't hers, don't you dare feel vindicated, because the contents of that account are still similar to what Emily's account would be (and even slightly less shocking, because there is a percentage of non-morbidly obese conventionally attractive women with big butts on there).

Imagine this account as an actor that plays out a crime in a documentary. It's not the real criminal, but it gets the point across.

 

[kawaiikat420]

Amber is A COW. YOU DON'T NEED A REASON TO POINT AND LAUGH, JUST LOOK AT HER!!!

You and I understand that, and so do most people here, but the majority of people that follow certain reaction channels (or even channels that source all their crap from KF w/o giving credit) find themselves unable to admit to themselves that they can be a bit of a bully. They need the people of whom they make fun to be "bad" people, because they see themselves as "good" people, and "good" people never make fun of anyone unless that person is a somehow a villain.

Emily Instagram post for archive.
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Caption text: I'd like to put these rumors to rest. That is not my tumblr account. I haven't had an account since November of last year. It's honestly wild that people are assuming it's me just because the username includes the word "Oak." That's a reach. Also for the record I'm not Italian. Im 98.6% German according to my DNA ancestry. That is all.

What a weird retard she is. You can tell she's loving the shreds of attention and that she feels like a celebrity. The random throwaway about her ancestry is a pure narc moment. When retards like this insinuate that they're reading their KF threads, it's like they want us to feel intimidated or something. It's not intimidating though, it's just pathetic and cringey.

 

[_scythe_]

If I'm remembering correctly, some Hamber content (the cookie video I think?) got leaked via some throw-away account that used some random non-English language. I'm still convinced it was Hamber and Emily who deliberately leaked it to stir up fake and gay drama. If I am correct, that indicates it might be a standard Emily move to change an account's language settings and larp as ESL to throw everyone off when she wants to deny that it belongs to her. The Italian might've just been picked at random, it may not have any significance. By the standard of Hamber's orbiters that actually is an Isaac Newton-level genius tactic, to be fair. I tend to believe the fetish tumblr is her. I can't see an impersonator being so dedicated that they spend months curating disgusting porn images of giga-obesoids in the hope that someone familiar with Amber happens to come across this coom blog and pin it on Emily for no real reason.

Extremely possible, whenever her account lacks views, she immediately gets into drama. However, Porky's a whore. Anytime her current girlfriend ignores her, she texts someone on Instagram/Tiktok right away. Multiple people who haven't even met her irl have her nudes. Also, didn't Porky send the cookie video to people who weren't Emily? I remember Porky saying it was one of her friends who leaked it. One of my theories is that Emily got the video and sent it to some feeder groupchat/forum, where it got spread. If it was Emily who leaked it, that means she or Porky have an exhibitionism fetish, not shocking tbh.

Also, that account is 100% Emily's. The content is very Emily themed, and "italianoak" sounds very trying to be poetic, aka Emily something. More so that some women on there were somehow bigger than Porky, matching Porky's description perfectly.

 

[Gumming3082]

If I am correct, that indicates it might be a standard Emily move to change an account's language settings and larp as ESL to throw everyone off when she wants to deny that it belongs to her.

Yeah, I think so too. Throwing out a completely unneeded fact like her DNA German heritage or whatever is the dumb liar equivalent of Hambo recording herself opening Emily's screen door to show how a door could be left open and how a cat could walk through such an open door.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Caption text: I'd like to put these rumors to rest. That is not my tumblr account. I haven't had an account since November of last year. It's honestly wild that people are assuming it's me just because the username includes the word "Oak." That's a reach. Also for the record I'm not Italian. Im 98.6% German according to my DNA ancestry. That is all.

LMAO she and Porkahontas really are cut from the same cloth aren't they? Addressing roomurrrs and spekkalashun with a smug "ummmm acksholleeeee no " and sharing something with absolutely zero substantiation other than Trust Me Bro. Wtf is "98.6%" German" anyway??

Edit to avoid double post:

I remember Porky saying it was one of her friends who leaked it. One of my theories is that Emily got the video and sent it to some feeder groupchat/forum, where it got spread. If it was Emily who leaked it, that means she or Porky have an exhibitionism fetish, not shocking tbh.

Tin foil hats time but I find it hard to believe that someone who craves admiration and validation as much as Big Stinky WOULDN'T have dabbled in fetish forums by now. There's no way she would willingly deny herself such a rich supply of dopamine from weirdos telling her how much they love her leaky laaeeyrgs and Peter Griffin ballsack chin. Even if she is letting someone else upload the content herself (so she can act like a shy retiring gorlypop who has no idea what a fetish site is despite larping as a sexy sex kitten who has lots of sexy sex) Amber is too much of an attention whore to just steer clear of these people entirely.

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

That is very informative thank you. However, why would Emily delete everything to just go on liking and sharing posts of the same stuff ?
Is there a way to see how old the account is besides the reblogs?

I don't think there's a way to see how old and account is aside from its earliest posts, so its possible its a new account she made to avoid Amber (iirc she hasn't used Tumblr in ages), or if it's an old account with deleted posts, its possible there was content on it she wouldn't want haydurs to find (like becky's fiancé being a creep to teenagers on her Tumblr account).

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

Just got off from work and I'm pmsl at some of these comments that Emily is posting.

I've attached for your viewing pleasure.


Confirmed that Emily is German, not Italian, thanks for clearing that up pookie

But this is fun to do

I fucking told you bitches, Amber is SEETHING at the thought of Emily and QLR. That's the only reason she'd ever post something clarifying this, 'Quirky Rosie' as if she hasn't rubbed one out to all of her content at some point.

** edit, found a couple more of Emily interacting with people in her comments.

Erica leaked crumbl cookie allegedly

Some specifics of heritage for those on here curious

Emily claims they are absolutely not together

Money grab and apparently amber didn't say that they wefre together? idk

the contents of that account are still similar to what Emily's account would be (and even slightly less shocking, because there is a percentage of non-morbidly obese conventionally attractive women with big butts on there).

I also just want to add onto this in agreement, Amber if you are reading this, it doesn't matter if it's her account or not. It's still the content that she is actively consuming. This stuff is probably less severe than what Emily was looking at. You mentioned oxygen tanks and women who were bigger than you. That's still unhealthy, that's still embarassing, and that's still disrespectful of a partner to do to you.

Also please release the BPD rage video <3 ty

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Emily Instagram post for archive.
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Caption text: I'd like to put these rumors to rest. That is not my tumblr account. I haven't had an account since November of last year. It's honestly wild that people are assuming it's me just because the username includes the word "Oak." That's a reach. Also for the record I'm not Italian. Im 98.6% German according to my DNA ancestry. That is all.

Was she born and bred in Wisconsin? That tracks if so. Wisconsin has a high population of Swedish and German immigrants. Lutefisk is popular there because it’s a traditional Scandanavian dish.

 

[FatalTater]

When retards like this insinuate that they're reading their KF threads, it's like they want us to feel intimidated or something. It's not intimidating though, it's just pathetic and cringey.

They seem to think we're whispering at the back of a classroom and a stern "I see you!" will make us blush with shame and clam up.
We are all adults here, speaking our minds. There's nothing wrong with that.

Wtf is "98.6%" German" anyway??

Lies.
I've never seen anyone's DNA profile say 98.6% anything, all our ancestors moved around and partied with the neighbors too much...or is Emily admitting that her family tree doesn't fork? Are her weird looks because of a Hapsburg sort of situation?

As for the tumblr, it's funny to think that Amber isn't fat enough to keep Emily's attention even while she was in the same house with her. I think that may be my favorite part.
Well, that and Amber admitting that she acted like a sociopathic toddler to such a degree that it cost her a relationship. Love that for her.


edit - as far as I remember Amber never admitted that she knew her actions hastened the breakup (that may or may not have happened who the fuck knows) but jfc nobody would want to put up with that shit no matter how pretty they thought the person was.

 

[Tiresome]

So German she keeps "ARBY'S MACHT FAT" painted above her bed.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

LOL @ Justin Feeder acting like she doesn't know who QLR is Emily she's a colossal fat fuck thirst posting on the internet of course you know who she is AND did you forgot your (not) ex gorlfren's previous beepeedee meltdown over you and QLR sliding into each other's DMs/ insta comments? Just because you have a retarded thick as pig shit 600 el bee toddler swallowing (lol) every word doesn't mean the rest of us are as stupid as she is.