Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Off topic....a while back I saw a pic(don't remember where) of Amber at around 13. She was heavy but her face was still defined and I didn't think she was pretty at all. Then in the first film above regarding hospitals she turned sideways and it from that angle she really looks a lot like her dad to me(not an attractive man). So if she loses weight is she just gonna look like her dad more, because at 13 she looked so much like him.
I'm one of those who do not think Amber is pretty anyways, and get annoyed when people keep telling her she is. Sage for OT. (Did I do that right? Basically don't know what I'm doing).

Also, I doubt if the ER docs acted so cavalierly as Al makes out.They have licenses they need to protect.
Want to punch Al in her ugly face when she says"no, no, no ...do test now"...just an expression of her narcissistic entitlement.
Ya, Dustin with her various symptoms is starting to sound a bit like Kaydee(RIP).

 

[Xenomorph]

In other news, Dana is Snapchatting while a friend is in the ER
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Perfect time to take a selfie with your special little guy
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This is typical behavior from narcissists like these. Friend is in the hospital, lets put my fat fucking moon face in my camera and take a selfie as my friend is suffering. Boy, Dana taking lessons from the book of AL. Also this ER abuse makes me very upset. I cannot stand people who clog up the ER with shit they can see a regular doctor about

Also LOL @ AL thinking she can cheat on weekends.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

For someone who claims to know "everything" about nutrition, she should know that you don't eat well for 5 days and then undo your hard work on the weekends. The only reason she lost 89 pounds before was because Krystle's family was making the food and dishing up small portions. I don't know why she can't have fun on the weekends without food and alcohol being part of it.

It's because she has no interests or personality.

The food and alcohol acts as a bandage on those inevitable gaping wounds in the conversation that only come when you've completely run out of shit to talk about, (which is 90% of her conversations, since she is a boring shell of a person), and it also conveniently knocks out that need for activity at the same time.

In short, it fills the very big void in her. She's one of those people who lives to eat, instead of eating to live.
I'd almost feel bad for her, but yannoooooooo...

 

[haygurlhay]

What I find really funny is how lazy she is about filming. She filmed three short videos all in that one day and spread them out over the last week. Isn't YouTube your full time job, AL? She should have absolutely no problem whatsoever filming and uploading five days a week.
Yes, AL. Your life is boring as fuck. But you must have thought you were interesting enough to quit your actual job to do YouTube full time.
Since her income is becoming less and less, I wonder if she is seriously regretting quitting her job. She must be so upset that Becky isn't rushing to move in and become her new caretaker/driver.

 

[liliput]

This outfit again. She's on a weight loss journey "unfortunately for the haters". FOH, her weight loss journeys are the best part of watching her tailspin. Anyone else notice the giant goddamn jar of candy on her kitchen counter? Maybe she's just holding it for a friend.

Dare I say it, she's actually being kind of accountable?

Lesberealtho... who's to say she didn't have a few extra pieces of candy teehee! after filming.

 

[NemmaSis]

Losertown.org has a calculator that shows how much weight you could lose over time (not sure how accurate it is), and I put in her stats as 489 lbs, zero activity, and if she stuck to 1625 calories every single day she could be down 100 lbs by the end of the year.
However, if she gorges on the weekends, let's say 4000 calories Friday-Sunday, this puts her weekly a average calories at 2640/day, she'd only lose about half that. And that's assuming she's super strict mon-thurs. Basically if she wants to lose weight in the long run, she should NOT be planning for any cheat days.

 

[tentacake]

Losertown.org has a calculator that shows how much weight you could lose over time (not sure how accurate it is), and I put in her stats as 489 lbs, zero activity, and if she stuck to 1625 calories every single day she could be down 100 lbs by the end of the year.
However, if she gorges on the weekends, let's say 4000 calories Friday-Sunday, this puts her weekly a average calories at 2640/day, she'd only lose about half that. And that's assuming she's super strict mon-thurs. Basically if she wants to lose weight in the long run, she should NOT be planning for any cheat days.
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Not to mention even if she did stick to 1625 calories daily and got down to a healthy weight, there are still some problems that can't be fixed. She'll always have flat feet, back problems, loose skin, organ damage, bad knees, probably infertility, shortened lifespan etc. And her relationship with food will also be permanently damaged.

She has an eating disorder and losing weight and eating better still won't change the way she views food, unless she gets some hardcore therapy.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Now all of AL & Dustin's trips to the ER make so much sense. The smug look on these idiots faces whenever they visit the ER disgusts me. I think it makes them feel extra special with doctors and nurses running tests on them and people making a big ol' fuss.

I think this might have been said before, but I believe most of these idiots are hypochondriacs or have Munchausen syndrome. Remember when Dusty would have sudden breathing problems for no reason at all? And these professional doctors couldn't find anything wrong with her, but big AL made this whole video about how doctors are lazy.

So apparently she is so much smarter than all these "lazy" doctors, and she correctly diagnosed herself with gallstones.

Another visit to the ER where AL gets pissed off about how doctors are idiots:

There's another video where Dusty and AL visit the doctors and Dusty gets a super "special" happy look on her face as she talks about how her doctor got so mad that another doctor he referred her to wouldn't schedule an appointment with her. I can't find it, but that look on her face makes me believe she has Munchausen.

While hypochondria/munchausen is definitely a possibility, I mostly think for shit heads like Big Al's circle it's a chance to make educated, professional people give them attention. Most people with intelligence that have their shit together (i.e. nurses and doctors) wouldn't ever have a reason to talk to or interact with Big Al et. al, going to the ER forced these people to "serve" these pathetic shitheads and I think they really enjoy it. It's mostly a attention/boredom thing for them. I promise you though that if they had to pay $100, hell even $20, per visit they would not be going to the ER. It's all about doing something that's free for them and forcing non-white trash people to give them attention/serve them they get off on.

It's obvious Big Al has a complex about professionals (or just people with their shit together period) The absurdity of her trying to call doctors lazy or believing her own made up diagnosis are credible just demonstrate she's a fucking idiot and has a well deserved inferiority complex about her life to feel the need to do that. She stews in a circle of fat, lazy, incompetent autists. Normal people (with jobs or education) make her look bad by comparison so criticizing them and making them do things for her give her a false, short term sense of importance/superiority.

 

[Barbarella]

The idea that she calls doctors lazy is laughable. These are people who go to school for ten years, and work 100 hour weeks. In ALS world they are lazy? She couldn't get the grades to even get accepted to Med school, much less do the job. She knows zero about appropriate testing or medical attention. She couldn't go to nursing school either. And while maybe she could be a CNA intellectually (they empty toilets and give bed baths) physically, no way.

Yes, a trained person can come in, look at two hugely fat people and hear their symptoms and rightly assume that heartburn is the correct diagnosis. But nope, because Amberlynn has it and felt it somewhere different, she's suddenly an expert.

Sure, a 19 year old who is fat and has gained 50 pounds this year most likely has a serious heart problem, not heartburn. Right Amberlynn, slay.

Why don't white trash people understand that the e in ER stands for emergency? Is it just that they are so stupid that they think a stomachache is an emergency, or are they, in fact, too lazy to just make an appointment with their PCP? (Which shouldn't cost any more than an ER visit). Why don't they even go to the med 7 type clinics, which are everywhere and are supposed to be for nights and weekend illnesses? No, she has to go to an actual hospital, where gunshot victims, people in serious car accidents, people with sepsis go.

I think whoever said they like the idea of highly educated people paying attention to them is the truth. There is no way Amberlynn would ever have a doctor in her social circle, and so she has no clue that they don't think like hourly wage slaves who do the bidding of the customer. I also think they like the comments they get on the selfies they take while laughing and smiling in the ER, (while waiting to pretend to be ill. ) all those "hope you are ok" asspats are nice.

People I know with real, serious diseases do everything possible to stay away from hospitals. They only go when there is no other option. For white trash fatties, it's like a fun trip to Walmart.

And this diet is a joke. She's already planning how to cheat. Game over.

 

[EH 110]

I just love how she's thinking about restaurants and alcohol on the very first day. There's no such thing as a cheat day, much less an entire weekend, when you're serious about losing weight. That's only for people who are trying to maintain their weight so that it doesn't continue to drop. A small candy bar or one scoop of ice cream is fine once in a while, as long as it's within your daily caloric intake. That can help you from going overboard when you get a craving.

Anyway, I'm wondering if this has something to do with Krystle. Krystle lost weight and kept it off. She was probably disappointed that Big Al gained so much after moving out. I'm sure her parents would be disappointed, too. Does anyone think she's hoping to move back when the lease is up? Things with Becky don't seem to be moving as quickly as Big Al needs them to...

 

[tarni]

Losertown.org has a calculator that shows how much weight you could lose over time (not sure how accurate it is), and I put in her stats as 489 lbs, zero activity, and if she stuck to 1625 calories every single day she could be down 100 lbs by the end of the year.
However, if she gorges on the weekends, let's say 4000 calories Friday-Sunday, this puts her weekly a average calories at 2640/day, she'd only lose about half that. And that's assuming she's super strict mon-thurs. Basically if she wants to lose weight in the long run, she should NOT be planning for any cheat days.
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I'm sure she needs the weekends to take a break from taking a break all week.
Though I'm not sure 4000 kcal is going to cut it for an AL gorge...

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Thought it was interesting that she used air quotes when she said, "Weight loss journey". smh

 

[ADHD]

Thought it was interesting that she used air quotes when she said, "Weight loss journey". smh

Yeah, she's not even pretending to believe the lies she's telling at this point.

 

[EH 110]

Thought it was interesting that she used air quotes when she said, "Weight loss journey". smh

I caught that, too, and then forgot about it. Even Big Al doesn't believe her own lies this time. I wish she'd just admit what everyone already knows: she doesn't care how fat she is and she has no intention of losing weight. For some strange reason, being a burden to everyone doesn't bother her at all.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

I don't know, but it looked to me there was more than one serving of wheat thins (about 15 crackers) and for some reason she thinks a serving of rice is one cup and she was contemplating eating all the rice. So it seems her calorie count is a little off(not that it really matters). I think she thinks people just won't pay much attention and she can keep getting away with her lies.
Wonder if she will put up the video of what she ate on the 25th today. (Videos have a 2-3 day lag...according to the outfit she was wearing she showed what she ate on the 24th).
Also wonder why no weigh -in. She should have batteries by now.
And now the weekend is here.
I bet that box of wheat thins is gone.

 

[Awkwafina]

I don't know, but it looked to me there was more than one serving of wheat thins (about 15 crackers) and for some reason she thinks a serving of rice is one cup and she was contemplating eating all the rice. So it seems her calorie count is a little off(not that it really matters). I think she thinks people just won't pay much attention and she can keep getting away with her lies.
Wonder if she will put up the video of what she ate on the 25th today. (Videos have a 2-3 day lag...according to the outfit she was wearing she showed what she ate on the 24th).
Also wonder why no weigh -in. She should have batteries by now.
And now the weekend is here.
I bet that box of wheat thins is gone.

There are more than 15 wheat thins on the plate, actually. It's kind of hard to see because she kept moving the plate/camera but, it's there. Also there are quite a few underneath these ones on top because of the height some of them have, so she probably had about 2 servings of wheat thins would be my guess. Which, like you said, doesn't really matter and probably isn't a big deal, but it just adds to her honesty and commitment to actually counting her calories and losing weight when you can't even be honest about your serving sizes in the first video.

 

[ADHD]

Also wonder why no weigh -in. She should have batteries by now.

She's probably past the limit her scale can measure (550 lbs).

 

[Barbarella]

She also measured the two cups of rice before she cooked it. I think the calorie count is for two cups of cooked rice, not dry. Rice fluffs up a lot when you cook it so if she was going by what she measured out, she probably ate 4 cups of cooked rice. If true, that's 800 calories right there.

She said that would be a lot to some of us but it wasn't to her. I'm one who thinks it's a lot. I'm not sure how anybody could eat that much in one day, plus she picks high salt and fatty stuff. I also don't understand her need for nightly dessert, which to me is something children have, or maybe a treat to share if you go out to a nice restaurant. It makes me want to see what she actually does eat, if she thinks all that food is a small amount. We'll never know though, she'll never be honest about it.

It's Friday night so has the boozing and meals out started yet?

 

[Bitchboy95]

It's Friday night so has the boozing and meals out started yet?

No, she's doing this

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Well, upload your diet videos nitwit.