FeedMeLobsterNow
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Well, she claims she weighed herself and that will be forthcoming....wait...I can't believe I fell for that.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Where? At the tyre centre? She keeps crushing normal scales
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Where? At the tyre centre? She keeps crushing normal scales
The tire center sent her on to the weigh stations on the interstates. They couldn't handle the weight.
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She was just crying on YouNow. I'm not sure what all she'd been talking about, she'd been streaming for over an hour by the time I saw she was on, and the stream ended just a couple minutes later. She said she sometimes forgets there are people who watch her because they actually like her. Then she left YouNow to go film the YouTube video she still hasn't made.
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She cried because someone sent her screenshots of Becky talking about her ex's smelly panties.
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So it's like she knows the review of her panties is going to be even worse? 
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Omg lmfao. Is this real? I feel like you're joking but I could so easily see this being real...
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100% true. Someone commented about it, AL demanded screenshots and someone sent it to her via Snapchat.
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Can someone post that screenshot here? lol
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^ seconded we need for historical accuracy
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its not like her neck is now almost completely gone
WhoEvenAmI
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I haven't watched a Big AL video in weeks, reading updates here is all my brain can handle. I hate to say this because we know Amy Slaton isn't killing it, but somehow even Amy is putting more energy into her videos than Big AL. I feel embarrassed for our HamberLynne that Amy can wear a cum stained shirt while baking a cake and she's still out more effort into her videos. ComeonGurrrrrl lezzzzbereal, get your shit together.
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It's really hard to make videos when you spend five days a week alone in your apartment doing nothing though.
But Amberlynn, girl, I gotchu. Here are some ideas:
Show us how you shower. You know every 600 Pound Life opens with that scene-it's cuz we want to know how you do it. Throw in some crying too, they all seem to hate to bathe.
Take us on a tour of your fat girl things. You know, bars on walls to hang onto, tools to pick things up off the floor, butt wipers. Really, that'd be a lot more interesting than a tour of your new chokers.
We know you won't show us your real weight, your real eating or your real pantry. But how about your feet? Let's see you give yourself a pedicure and shave your legs, at least to the knee.
Feminine hygiene. Skellies want to know, can you reach to put a tampon in? Are your pads super large to match your tent sized panties? Spill. Well, not literally.
That there is four days of vlogs, things we wanna know. Then comes the weekend and you can scooter around Walmart and eat 4,000 calorie restaurant meals and film that like normal. But here are ideas until you get there.
You're welcome.
But Amberlynn, girl, I gotchu. Here are some ideas:
Show us how you shower. You know every 600 Pound Life opens with that scene-it's cuz we want to know how you do it. Throw in some crying too, they all seem to hate to bathe.
Take us on a tour of your fat girl things. You know, bars on walls to hang onto, tools to pick things up off the floor, butt wipers. Really, that'd be a lot more interesting than a tour of your new chokers.
We know you won't show us your real weight, your real eating or your real pantry. But how about your feet? Let's see you give yourself a pedicure and shave your legs, at least to the knee.
Feminine hygiene. Skellies want to know, can you reach to put a tampon in? Are your pads super large to match your tent sized panties? Spill. Well, not literally.
That there is four days of vlogs, things we wanna know. Then comes the weekend and you can scooter around Walmart and eat 4,000 calorie restaurant meals and film that like normal. But here are ideas until you get there.
You're welcome.
FeedMeLobsterNow
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I want to know...that bed on the floor...how does she get in and out of it?
Is it actually her bed?
Is it actually her bed?
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I've had to sleep on a bed set on the floor for a hot minute because po' college student. It wasn't that hard to get in and out of it, the height was surprisingly okay w/o a frame like maybe up to my knees? In another video that was posted here a couple pages back she said her and Dusty's bed was propped up by other mattresses. I imagine she's not able to buy a frame because she'd break it if she did... so her only option is on the floor. Most of them only hold 350 pounds I think but I could be wrong?
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Her periods are probably really irregular or barely there, only occurring once in a while when the body gets tired of holding on to so much blood.
I doubt tampons or pads are going to be effective against the massive flood of blood she gets when she DOES menstruate, though.
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I think it depends on the bars underneath as far as how much weight a bed can handle. Also it would probably make sense that a frame with a lower center of gravity is more stable than a tall one. A tall bed frame that requires any type of climbing would probably be too much for her. So I get the floor thing.
For space reasons I once stuffed a mattress in a walk in closet and slept in there for a few years. It was super cozy comforting. I really liked how low to the ground it was. It might be just her preference to sleep low to the ground.
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In which big AL is especially boring and spergs about basic bitch programming for 14 minutes.
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When someone asked her about kiwifarms on younow she said she doesn't read here. That's such a lie lol all of her videos where she's defending herself from 'hate' comments are things that are said here. You're not fooling anyone, AL. I noticed that with so many youtubers, they always wanna defend themselves in videos nonchalantly and pretend like they read it in the comments.. just admit you read your own forums. Shit, I'm sure I would if I made videos lol I know it's probably hard to see but some comments are actually constructive criticism. Her idol, trisha, used to post videos of her reading her own thread on gossip guru. I'm a little annoyed by the fact that AL always says 'well don't watch me' and 'if I'm a train wreck stop watching me' um, no? That's the whole point. People wonder how you live the way you do, ITS WEIRD AND ABNORMAL. The same reason her favorite show is my 600lb life besides the fact that it's so relatable for her.
Now that someone brought up her having her period I feel so disgusted at the thought. Even though I'm sure she probably stopped having a period long, long ago. I can't imagine the smell of her house or those poor bed sheets. Where's Twinkie? I hope she's been monitoring her weight lol but who am I kidding. She wants the dog to be obese just like MAMAAAA. *rolls eyes*
Now that someone brought up her having her period I feel so disgusted at the thought. Even though I'm sure she probably stopped having a period long, long ago. I can't imagine the smell of her house or those poor bed sheets. Where's Twinkie? I hope she's been monitoring her weight lol but who am I kidding. She wants the dog to be obese just like MAMAAAA. *rolls eyes*