Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Barbarella]

Boo boo, ALS mom had cancer 3 years ago-what, about the time they stopped speaking? And she didn't say what kind of cancer-it's probably basal cell which is a step from a mole and cannot kills you.

But anything for those golden bars...pray for my family....sure Al. Sure.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Boo boo, ALS mom had cancer 3 years ago-what, about the time they stopped speaking? And she didn't say what kind of cancer-it's probably basal cell which is a step from a mole and cannot kills you.

But anything for those golden bars...pray for my family....sure Al. Sure.

More food to feed Big Al's victim complex.

 

[Dovahshit]

She definitely doesn't get full from one pickle. In one of the videos recently posted on Kiwi she ate out and had two fried pickles, plus chili cheese fries (I think), plus a salmon main, plus a big dessert. It was an older video but she certainly didn't get full eating one pickle that night.

how is fried pickles even a thing?

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

how is fried pickles even a thing?

Blame the South or Scotland. If it can hold up under batter, it will be fried.

 

[Golly]

Actually, she said they literally drifted apart

"Literally" abuse always tickles me. (Wishful and totally no pressure) Request for @FatFuckingClown to draw AL and Sharla re-enacting the "I'll never let go" scene from Titanic.

 

[Calling]

A close family member of mine passed away 6 months after his diagnosis of cancer. I think a lot of people would be pleased with 3+ years after a diagnosis. I do feel bad for her, but she's speaking as if her mom has already passed away. "I wrote her a letter and I never sent it!" Okay, well she's still alive so maybe send it now? Or finish the YouTube video and send it? Maybe don't refer to your mom in past tense when she's still alive and well enough to speak?

 

[Sadcake]

"Literally" abuse always tickles me. (Wishful and totally no pressure) Request for @FatFuckingClown to draw AL and Sharla re-enacting the "I'll never let go" scene from Titanic.

Innacurate. It's more like high speed Continental drift.

 

[NemmaSis]

On younow, Amberlynn said Destiny stopped paying rent, and AL pays the whole thing.
However, ALs also a pathological liar, so I can't take anything at face value.

 

[haygurlhay]

AL clearly gets off on playing a victim. She has played the role of a victim her entire life. In her latest video she wanted to show her sped ex acting like all bitchy just to get several "omg why do you hang out with Destiny?! She is SO mean to you!" comments. AL may have a 3rd grade education but any child would understand that putting a 10 second clip up of someone acting like a bitch is going to cause people to think badly of them.

 

[C3PBRO]

I'm confused, is this the same person who never spoke to her mother, never wrote to her, never visited her, and said quite openly that she "hated her because she chose drugs over me" (one of the more profound things big AL has ever said)?

I find it darkly amusing that just a few days ago she was complaining in her 13 ways tag video about how people only care more about others upon pain of death, and now she can't stop bloo-blooing over someone she didn't give a shred of a shit about the day before.

PS. Bonus Amberism of the day: "luckfully"

 

[wahhhmbulance]

I just about died when Dustiny showed his stank face at the restaurant. I'm team Dustiny & Dana, tbh-- must be annoying to have big AL shove her phone in their faces everytime they uber her to yet another restaurant to pig out.

And you know big AL isn't gonna say shit because (a) look at everyone giving her the sympathy she craves in the comments and (b) she needs the ride

 

[No Morals AL]

I just about died when Dustiny showed his stank face at the restaurant. I'm team Dustiny & Dana, tbh-- must be annoying to have big AL shove her phone in their faces everytime they uber her to yet another restaurant to pig out.

100% agree. I couldn't believe how fast everyone turned on destiny. Don't get me wrong, she's as nasty as they come and dumb as a rock, but anyone with half a brain could see how poorly AL treated her, manipulated her, used her.
She probably guilt's destiny hard for the fact that she moved down there for her and then left her nasty ass.

And true if someone had a camera in my face all the time, was sharing every detail about me and my family to the whole world, I would be fucking pissed too. So good for destiny, sharla, Marry, krystal, casey, and everyone else that was able to escape the clutches of the Evil blob. And the fact that she's using her mother's cancer for pity and views is atrocious, disgustin and show's that she has no respect for herself or her mother.

PS. Just saw Becky for the first time.... my god, I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks!!

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Good god women. Is nothing considered sacrid or private?!

Ya, pretty horrifying she put her mother's health issues on blast. Now, will Hamberlynn whine about she knows she should get tested but she's so scaaaaaared.
Her performance last night I think was typical narc pity party bs. She's just vile.

 

[Tazz]

She is quick to use the drama in her vlogs but doesnt want to put any effort into a relationship if she cant get something out of it for herself. She knows her mom now has a shittier life than alr and she cant get sympathy from her mom, so she cant be bothered. Alr wants instant gratification. She wants to put in zero effort to reap endless asspats.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

There used to be a show called Supersize vs. Superskinny, where they got a fatty and a skinny person to swap diets for a week. I'd love to see a lolcow special where Amberlynn swapped her daily intake with Eugenia Cooney.

Yeah except neither one of them would be honest with what they eat on the daily.

 

[a dinosaur]

A brief look at the whirlwind, jet-setting lifestyle of a human leech:

EDITED to add the humble origin of our story, Key West, Florida.

 

[pickleniggo]

I'm confused, is this the same person who never spoke to her mother, never wrote to her, never visited her, and said quite openly that she "hated her because she chose drugs over me" (one of the more profound things big AL has ever said)?

I find it darkly amusing that just a few days ago she was complaining in her 13 ways tag video about how people only care more about others upon pain of death, and now she can't stop bloo-blooing over someone she didn't give a shred of a shit about the day before.

PS. Bonus Amberism of the day: "luckfully"

You gotta love the clickbaity title to this one too. Wtf ever, Amberlynn.

 

[Bitchboy95]

A brief look at the whirlwind, jet-setting lifestyle of a human leech:

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Supposedly, she was born in Key West.

 

[a dinosaur]

Supposedly, she was born in Key West.

Yeah, shit. You're right. Thanks. She claims to have been born in Key West in "100 FACTS ABOUT ME!!!!" Fixed the original post.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Updated FB pic.