Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hotcheetospuffs]

View attachment 219133 That cheek! I realize it's partly the way her hair is falling, but wow.

Did Dana finally punch her in the face?

 

[Cocco]

ok after reading all the comments about her body smell, decayed corpse, smegma and vaginal stuff I'm about to throw up yet I can't stop thinking how she's able to clean herself down there and if D used to help her? wtf is wrong with me

I've seen few of those people on my 600lb life, they all use baby powder in certain areas where the fat can rub etc and it wasn't only about the smell but something more serious if I remember correctly, it was for some scary shit too that can happen to the skin

 

[No Morals AL]

I've seen few of those people on my 600lb life, they all use baby powder in certain areas where the fat can rub etc and it wasn't only about the smell but something more serious if I remember correctly, it was for some scary shit too that can happen to the skin

I think it had something to do with the skin in-between the folds ripping, and if it get's infected it can be very dangerous.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Gather round as Auntie DP3D shares her insight into the world of super-morbid obesity. A lifetime spent dealing with extraordinarily fat people has given me a repository of information that most would think is useless, but those people don't read here at the Farm.

Spoiler

*I think some shoes w/ a bit more shock absorbency, like Crocs, would help her to move more, those little ballet flats into which she squeezes her walrus flippers have almost no rubber on the bottom.

Her knees desperately need the shock absorption and her ankles could use stability but if you put her in shoes that have traction or anything with a rubber or crepe sole she'll be in trouble. AL moves by swaying her body weight from side to side. She does not pick her feet off the ground in anything approaching a traditional stride. Since she has very little clearance between the bottom of her feet and the ground when she moves, she will catch the toe or sides of her shoes on walking surfaces, especially carpeted areas. You have that level of bulk combined with a traction or padded sole, and she will stumble and risk falling. Shoes with a flat bottom like basic ballerina flats with a leather or slick urethane sole are the best option for a severely obese woman who moves in a shuffling waddle.

I've seen few of those people on my 600lb life, they all use baby powder in certain areas where the fat can rub etc and it wasn't only about the smell but something more serious if I remember correctly, it was for some scary shit too that can happen to the skin

Let me ruin your day even further. All those human landslides who use baby powder in the folds of their skin do so to avoid chafing and rashes from friction and infections caused by bacteria and yeast creating overgrowth on the skin. If left unchecked that overgrowth can kill you. Pathetic YouTuber Nanaluvstrouble died from complications of kidney failure and a systemic skin infection caused by her obesity. Baby powder, for those who are super morbidly obese, may help some but in the end every person AL's size gets a terrible infection in their folds. Baby powder is discussed on practically every HAES/FA site.

What is less discussed or revealed is what happens when a 500 pounder with baby powder in her skin folds begins to sweat.

The powder mixes with the sweat, creating a foul smelling paste that in and of itself becomes an irritant. If it has added fragrance, it can begin to burn in areas that are already abraded or chafed when the sweating begins. Even using medicated powders like Bonds only goes so far in terms of preventing the stench paste. Cleaning that paste out of a skin fold is foul for the caregiver and utterly demoralizing to the fat person. There is literally no way for the most fastidious fat person to escape stinking in some revolting way and even methods used to avoid the problems of fold sweat become problems in the end. I came to believe that using antibacterial solid deodorant in the folds was better than powder but it takes a long time to apply and if the obese person does not have a caregiver or spouse willing to apply the deodorant in hard to reach folds, the only alternative is to swish baby powder around and hope it coats the area enough to suppress odor and chafing for a couple of hours.

Shit like this is why I detest the fat positivity movement. Yes, fight for your visibility as a large and in charge BBW but never mention the pain, misery, stink, expense and humiliation as you slay your way through creamy bacterial infections infused with talcum and sweat.

Seriously, I want to confront every writer of "Tips for Fat Chicks" articles and ask them to tell the audience at home what happens in their crotches when they wear bike shorts over panties in the summer to prevent chub rub. Let everyone know how it feels to have mud butt at work all day because you can't wipe yourself well even with a wand. Tell readers about walking across the room and having a clump of sweaty baby powder fall from your bra underwire to the top of your pants and hoping you can deal with it before anyone notices.

The life of a super-morbidly obese woman is one of small deaths socially each day. Obesity related incontinence, strained seams, thighs worn out of clothes, continual yeast infections, odor, stench, infection, unceasing sweating, but AL's got her chokers and her $40 foundation so when she waddles off a curb and falls in the shower and can't get back up, it's no big deal. Slay, GORL, slay. I genuinely think the stress of knowing how much she smelled combined with the difficulty of managing bathroom issues in a work toilet are why AL quit her job.

 

[SweetBabyJesus]

Gather round as Auntie DP3D shares her insight into the world of super-morbid obesity. A lifetime spent dealing with extraordinarily fat people has given me a repository of information that most would think is useless, but those people don't read here at the Farm.

Spoiler

Her knees desperately need the shock absorption and her ankles could use stability but if you put her in shoes that have traction or anything with a rubber or crepe sole she'll be in trouble. AL moves by swaying her body weight from side to side. She does not pick her feet off the ground in anything approaching a traditional stride. Since she has very little clearance between the bottom of her feet and the ground when she moves, she will catch the toe or sides of her shoes on walking surfaces, especially carpeted areas. You have that level of bulk combined with a traction or padded sole, and she will stumble and risk falling. Shoes with a flat bottom like basic ballerina flats with a leather or slick urethane sole are the best option for a severely obese woman who moves in a shuffling waddle.


Let me ruin your day even further. All those human landslides who use baby powder in the folds of their skin do so to avoid chafing and rashes from friction and infections caused by bacteria and yeast creating overgrowth on the skin. If left unchecked that overgrowth can kill you. Pathetic YouTuber Nanaluvstrouble died from complications of kidney failure and a systemic skin infection caused by her obesity. Baby powder, for those who are super morbidly obese, may help some but in the end every person AL's size gets a terrible infection in their folds. Baby powder is discussed on practically every HAES/FA site.

What is less discussed or revealed is what happens when a 500 pounder with baby powder in her skin folds begins to sweat.

The powder mixes with the sweat, creating a foul smelling paste that in and of itself becomes an irritant. If it has added fragrance, it can begin to burn in areas that are already abraded or chafed when the sweating begins. Even using medicated powders like Bonds only goes so far in terms of preventing the stench paste. Cleaning that paste out of a skin fold is foul for the caregiver and utterly demoralizing to the fat person. There is literally no way for the most fastidious fat person to escape stinking in some revolting way and even methods used to avoid the problems of fold sweat become problems in the end. I came to believe that using antibacterial solid deodorant in the folds was better than powder but it takes a long time to apply and if the obese person does not have a caregiver or spouse willing to apply the deodorant in hard to reach folds, the only alternative is to swish baby powder around and hope it coats the area enough to suppress odor and chafing for a couple of hours.

Shit like this is why I detest the fat positivity movement. Yes, fight for your visibility as a large and in charge BBW but never mention the pain, misery, stink, expense and humiliation as you slay your way through creamy bacterial infections infused with talcum and sweat.

Seriously, I want to confront every writer of "Tips for Fat Chicks" articles and ask them to tell the audience at home what happens in their crotches when they wear bike shorts over panties in the summer to prevent chub rub. Let everyone know how it feels to have mud butt at work all day because you can't wipe yourself well even with a wand. Tell readers about walking across the room and having a clump of sweaty baby powder fall from your bra underwire to the top of your pants and hoping you can deal with it before anyone notices.

The life of a super-morbidly obese woman is one of small deaths socially each day. Obesity related incontinence, strained seams, thighs worn out of clothes, continual yeast infections, odor, stench, infection, unceasing sweating, but AL's got her chokers and her $40 foundation so when she waddles off a curb and falls in the shower and can't get back up, it's no big deal. Slay, GORL, slay. I genuinely think the stress of knowing how much she smelled combined with the difficulty of managing bathroom issues in a work toilet are why AL quit her job.

She did mention her deodorant costing a ridiculous amount of money in one of her recent videos. Perhaps it is the special anti-bacterial kind you mention?
In those leaked texts it seemed that Dana was hinting towards Destiny as having to do everything for AL most definitely including washing her or toilet duties- Destiny does have expertise in that area given her work in the care facility in Florida where "they" worked. Amber did fuck all there as I recall always eating or sitting working on her writing.

 

[Dovahshit]

View attachment 219133 That cheek! I realize it's partly the way her hair is falling, but wow.

she is entering the "my fat cheeks prohibit me from seeing clearly" area soon enough

 

[liliput]

Creamy bacterial infection, yummy.

 

[HickoryDickory]

She did mention her deodorant costing a ridiculous amount of money in one of her recent videos. Perhaps it is the special anti-bacterial kind you mention?
In those leaked texts it seemed that Dana was hinting towards Destiny as having to do everything for AL most definitely including washing her or toilet duties- Destiny does have expertise in that area given her work in the care facility in Florida where "they" worked. Amber did fuck all there as I recall always eating or sitting working on her writing.

Didn't they post a vid of Destiny getting ready to wash Amberlynn's arm wound before? I thought there were one or two vids where that happened.

 

[Broken Pussy]

I think it's more hilariously sad than anything else. She claims to be so poetic and great at writing all the time but when asked who her favorite authors or poets are she can't think of anything. Every. Time. You'd think she'd look someone up by now. She can't even say Robert Frost or Emily Dickinson??? She's so fucking ignorant it's transcended a reaction of confusion and rage and just gone full lulz. I'm not at all surprised she said this.

I guarantee you she has never even read Frost or Dickinson. People like her think poetry is just whatever dumbass feels you spew forth, without any regard to craft. They don't feel the need to interact with words that aren't their own. It's totally ego. Reading good poetry when you're a poet is a profoundly humbling experience. The more you love a poem, the more jealous you are that you didn't write it, and the sadder you are at the idea that maybe you're not ever going to be as capable. People like Amber can't deal with that.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Everything, the good and the bad both, is grossly over exaggerated with her.

Shitty childhood? "I've been through sooooooo much, gorl. I have PEETEEEHSSDEE. I was diagnosed with depression at NINE."

Picks up a pen every so often? "I have TALUHNT. I am a GORATE UWRIDUHR."

It's indulgence. It's all indulgence, and I think she's one of those people who are boring as hell and can't write for shit, but still thinks it's a good idea to write a book about themselves.

 

[DuckSucker]

Gather round as Auntie DP3D shares her insight into the world of super-morbid obesity. A lifetime spent dealing with extraordinarily fat people has given me a repository of information that most would think is useless, but those people don't read here at the Farm.

I totally agree and get where youre coming from but to me, I think that sort of warning is either lost on them or something that they shrug off, or ignore because it hasn't happened to them, and therefore can't happen to them. They don't plan on getting so fat that that's an issue, they're just battling against unnecessary beauty standards, normal people are 250 lbs and up! They aren't fat, theyre just average! It's all muscle! They dont have to worry about fat people problems, they're only plus sized! That dude may be big but he's built like a linebacker! He's husky and strong!

At worst they hear those horror stories and do what Amberlynn does and disregard them and go, "Oh well Im not THAT fat. I can still waddle. I can still open doors. I can still go down a curb, or fit in clothes." There's always someone fatter to compare to, someone else has it worse, someone's got more complications, and they'll go, "Oh well that's not me. Im different."


Somebody ask Amberlynn, since we know she reads this stuff, what she thinks when she sees photos of herself in this thread, like the one up the page. Is she delusional and thinks she's not that big, that it's just a bad angle carefully selected from thousands of frames where she isn't making an ugly face, but she totally hides it the rest of the time and doesnt look fat, or doesn't look bad?

The woman who wrote the line "like a monster truck in the nightlife" is her favorite poet.

I dont see how this is weird, because she probably really relates to that line when she goes out for Girls Night.

 

[Bananasaurus]

It might be that AL really was good at writing at some point (middle school poetry maybe). The thing about hobbies and talents is that very few people are born with savant-like abilities though, you have to put in effort to improve even if you show promise.
She is too lazy to read anything more challenging than dollar store teenage romance, too lazy to regularly write stories, post them and get feedback, too lazy to be active in literature oriented communities and too lazy to even speak like a normal human being.

It baffles me how you can sit around having nothing to do, and yet dedicate no time whatsoever to working out, caring for her animals or even just doing the things she supposedly enjoys. Fuck me, maybe she really IS depressed...

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Another thing that bugs me about her newest vid is that she said she gets that shampoo at Wal-Mart, like she gets it all the time. In her "Get Drunk With Me" video, she talks about how Sharla gave her some argan oil shampoo she didn't want, and AL was saying how much she liked it. Now she's acting like she bought the shampoo because Sharla doesn't like her anymore. She only washes her hair once a week, so she didn't use it up and buy more...What a dumb thing to lie about. She wants us to think she's so fancy. If she was using that Becca foundation regularly it would've been gone by now, but she'll be bragging about that for the next few years, acting like she buys it all the time. I'm sure Destiny and Dana took her to the grocery store when they picked up their baby bed, she was probably holding it hostage. I'm sure they didn't want to be on the vlog, which is why she "forgot" to film at the store. I imagine they rushed her, and she only had time to grab a few things, not enough to film a haul. She was also probably too tear-stained and upset to film, because Dana and her probably had their "talk" as well. Just speculating...

 

[Angry New Ager]

Someone asked her who her favorite poet is and she said "myself". Are you fucking kidding me? What a cunt, goddamn it, man.

Yeah, she's a cunt, but this? This is just because she's mentally lazy and has only the bare minimum of education required to get a high school diploma. She couldn't hack college because doing college Freshman-level coursework was too much for her to deal with.

So my money's on her being her own favorite poet for no other reason than she doesn't know the names of any poets. She's arrogant, yes, but she's also ignorant.

My guess is that she read whatever she was assigned in school, and decided poetry was the "easy" option if she wanted to impress people with her writing, but hasn't read any poetry since, and doesn't remember the names of the ones she read in school. And she's lazy, dumb, and ignorant enough to not see this as a problem.

 

[AlineBawb]

Amber Lynn got cucked by an autist who beats cats, she's a dumb cunt shes an ugly rat, she won't get a job her undercarriage is rank, that moochin' ass tard is built like a tank

 

[C3PBRO]

Amber Lynn got cucked by an autist who beats cats, she's a dumb cunt shes an ugly rat, she won't get a job her undercarriage is rank, that moochin' ass tard is built like a tank

I was reaching for that A-log rating but damn, the beauty of this brought a tear to my eye, like a monster truck in the nightlife.

 

[Dr.Research]

This gif was shared on Discord several months ago when all of the Kasey shit was blowing up. I don't know when it was actually from, but it's pretty shocking.

She looks less steady than a toddler.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

AL is my favorite poet, she inspires me to be a great writer.
Here's a limerick

Amberlynn likes to cook lots of soup
Her butt crack is muddy with poop
Her mom is in prison
The reason she's eatun
And Density just flew the coop

And a Haiku

Must get to Wal-Mart
YouNow is a sea of tears
Wax melts complete me

I would love to see more AL poems y'all!!! She said in a younow that she's posting her writing on some writing website, but wouldn't give her user name. I wonder if some of you KF sleuths might be able to find it. I think the website is called "what" or something like that...I have no idea.

 

[No Morals AL]

"Like a monster truck in the nightlife. "

Someone please Trademark this and start putting it on shirts, mugs, bumper stickers ect. Pleaseee!

 

[angelicbitch]

I think the website is called "what" or something like that...I have no idea.

Could it be Wattpad?
It's where all middle school kids go to write, so it'd be fitting.