Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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In response to her "losing weight is nice" tweet:

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Amy looks almost normal-fat to me in comparison at this point.

Also destinys flippagram is gold. Candid shots of AL really highlight how enormous she really is. And these are from July 2016 (or prior) so it's only gotten worse from here.

I'm sorry.
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Another thing, is this Twinkie? She looks a healthy weight here. Proof that anyone and anything that gets pulled into this gorls orbit gains mass at an exponential rate.
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Omg that poor dog!
 
So, she just made a video about how she's confident without wearing makup..and a few videos ago she was talking about how she's too depressed to brush her hair?
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So I found this picture. I'm pretty shocked, I feel like I've never seen someone this big in person in my whole life. It also makes me sad because I'm 2 years younger than her and I love going out and dancing with my friends. She can't do that, her body is her own prison.
 
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I respectfully disagree. The fat distribution in her legs has caused her to develop lymphedema. She has the classic upper inner and outer thigh bulges that are part and parcel with lymphedema. The body's desire, in most cases, to evenly distribute weight in the extremely obese can actually be the cause of lymphedema because the lymphatic system gets damaged from so much excess weight in arms and legs because the distance the lymph needs to travel is long and the obesity impedes it. AL has classic obesity-induced lymphedema, from the creases in her wrists to the thigh bulges to the fleshy pockets that sag down toward her ankles. I also suspect she has pitted edema in her legs, but that's another post.

Sometimes congenital or trauma-induced lymphedema is mistaken for obesity - you see that in people with obese but proportional upper bodies and massively swollen legs. AL has lymphedema caused by her obesity and dealing with one may help the other but frankly she's probably done so much damage to her lymphatic system she will always need compression garments on her legs, should she ever take her health seriously. But there is crossover that shows you are right in a way- if super obese bodies weren't placing fat all over in places we aren't suited to store it, our lymph systems wouldn't go tits up.

Compare the pics of limbs of people who have trauma or illness induced lymphedema, affected limbs next to healthy limbs. Our gal AL has lymphedema and I guarantee you the reason she will not show her legs is because those thigh bulges full of lymph are even worse now.

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Also, that pic above of AL sitting in bed, hair in a top-knot, surrounded by empty food containers, is total nightmare fuel. An audition tape to appear on a TLC obese freak show could do worse than emulate that photo.
I see what you're saying and you bring up a lot of good points but don't people w lymphedema usually have blood clotting and bruises around their extremities as well? That's what leads me to say it's just because she's fat more than anything else.
 
I wonder how she cleans her ankle roll.

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-asking destiny
-or some other unfortunate human
-she doesnt

this was already discussed but i still dont want to think about the fact that since she doesnt really have anyone now, how she cant reach certain spots. or how she is wiping her butt.
maybe she poops in the shower so its easier to clean.
 
Please tell us more. You seem to be a fount of knowledge except for the fact you keep misspelling laiggs. So what's the edema all about DP3D?
Sorry - "Oww, muh laiggs!" Dude straight up had barnacles.

When I said I think AL has both edema and lymphedema, I was being sloppy. Edema is often benign and we all have days when our feet swell due to eating too much salt or standing all day, or when we get a bee sting or tissue injury like a bad bruise.

Rather, I think AL has edema caused by Chronic Venous Insuffiency (CVI) and lymphedema.

Edema caused by CVI occurs because the legs cannot pump enough blood out of the legs. The blood cannot move out then pools in the lower extremities. All our capillaries leak out fluid between tissues for cellular use and not all that fluid is used and our lymphatic system removes it and returns it to the circulatory system. When CVI causes blood to pool and a damaged lymph system cannot remove the fluid the cells don't need, you end up with legs like AL's.

I base this belief off of a relative whose CVI led to her developing lymphedema. Her lymph system became so overworked and damaged due to CVI, it began to fail as well. Then the thigh pockets of lymph arrived and she stopped walking and wearing pants because it hurt too much. When people have both edema caused by CVI and lymphedema it's hard to treat because diuretics, the first line of defense in edema, either don't affect lymphedema or they can make it worse. I look at AL's legs and I don't see how her blood makes it up out of her legs because that is just too much weight for the circulatory system to navigate. But CVI seldom affects arms and AL's arms like like classic lymphedema.

But bear in mind I'm a layperson medically. I was just the fat whisperer in very fat, very sick family. So take my "expertise" with a grain of salt (and just a grain so your feet won't swell). Also almost all of these swelling conditions have similar symptoms and can occur alone and together. Pitted edema can happen with CVS and lymphedema. They can be mistaken for one another as well. My reaction is a very subjective one.

I see what you're saying and you bring up a lot of good points but don't people w lymphedema usually have blood clotting and bruises around their extremities as well? That's what leads me to say it's just because she's fat more than anything else.
Yep, lymphedema can cause skin discoloration, reddening and ulcers. It can take a while though. Lymphedema has stages and given how AL 's shoes leave dents in her feet (I cannot find the pic of course but I recall a pic of AL after removing her shoes and going barefoot and hours later her feet still showed the indentations of her shoes). Pitted edema - when you can press into swelling and the dent or divot remains for more than a couple of seconds when you release pressure - is in early stage lymphedema. The redness, scaly skin, and such occur later. And yes, she is at risk of clots - if she ever has a red, warm place on her legs I hope she races to her beloved ER.
 
So I found this picture. I'm pretty shocked, I feel like I've never seen someone this big in person in my whole life.

I know this is bad but she always reminds me of the poop emoji when I see her profile with the bun.
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It's hard to know who is winning in the AL/Amy race to the double-wide coffin because that pic of Amy is from the ALS ice bucket challenge in 2015. She's put on a significant and very visible amount of weight since then, I would say at least another hundred pounds. Amy's an apple though and AL carries it it all over and, like you say, is covered more than Amy. We'd have to get them on a scale to know for sure but they are neck and neck - they both are in the low 500s now.

You're right, she has definitely put more weight since that photo but she is one of those people who tends to get more fat on her fupa/arms/face in other words in the upper part of her body instead of Al who it may be hard to believe but is more ''lucky'' than her because with all the fat she has it's distributed better and overall her face isn't that badly transformed. I'm 99% sure she's bigger than Amy.

She's going to post about every video she can before finally posting a "weight loss update." I think she's honestly trying to lose some weight so by the time she posts an update it doesn't seem so bad.

Careful, she's smart, nothing she does is random although it may seem that way. Everything she does has an agenda, in every single video she needs to prove people wrong or to portray herself in some way. Even in her vlogs she does find the right moment where to throw something that supports her case, like when she's out to eat and says ''oh she wanted to go here so we're about to eat here today'', just to make people think it wasn't her fat choice.
I know what she's doing, in the last months people have told her over and over she looks sick talking about her undereyes etc. Since she started putting makeup again these last few months people started noticing the difference even more. She is just doing her usual job, manipulating people, preparing everyone cause she's probably already tired of doing her makeup everyday and also to let us know for the 100 time others have always told her she looks sick without it but she's perfectly healthy. Except for the fact we know what she looked like because when she was at Krystal's and was less heavier she was without makeup all the time and she didn't look sick at all but of course with the weight going up and keeping it and the her going close to her 30 of course what her body is feeling on the inside will show more and more on the outside.
 
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I feel really petty for saying this, but she looks like a snowman in that birthday picture.
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No, snowmen are thinner. (So funny she bought this on the day she wore a white sweater. I wonder if Destiny recommended it to her as low key shade.)
 
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I'm going through some of her older videos. (Not sure why I'm doing this to myself.)

Came across this video from October 2016.

This was back when she was doing ootd segments in her videos.
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EDIT: This quote, though. "I know how to lose weight better than anybody. I just don't do it because I have mental problems."
 
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Amy just looks fat here. I probably wouldn't even do a double take if I saw her in the store. It looks like AL has at least 100 lbs on her. I think people tend to assume Amy is the biggest because she is overall grosser and has more of her body on display more frequently. AL is good at angles and rarely shows her bottom half which is ginormous.

AL once admitted she wears a 2X-3X on top and a 5X-6X on the bottom, I'm sure that's gone up some since, but it makes sense because her lower body is literally the size of a fucking couch.

Also Amy is very facially unattractive. Just not one redeeming feature. The ugly stick fucking went to town on her. AL is plain, but not totally busted facially. With make-up, angles, and filters she can fake cute-ish, which gives people the impression she's "better" and less of a "gross" fatty than Amy is.
 
I'm going through some of her older videos. (Not sure why I'm doing this to myself.)

Came across this video from October 2016.

This was back when she was doing ootd segments in her videos.

EDIT: This quote, though. "I know how to lose weight better than anybody. I just don't do it because I have mental problems."

She just sits there and lets Destiny put all the shit away. That lazy life though, gorl
 
AL once admitted she wears a 2X-3X on top and a 5X-6X on the bottom, I'm sure that's gone up some since, but it makes sense because her lower body is literally the size of a fucking couch.

Also Amy is very facially unattractive. Just not one redeeming feature. The ugly stick fucking went to town on her. AL is plain, but not totally busted facially. With make-up, angles, and filters she can fake cute-ish, which gives people the impression she's "better" and less of a "gross" fatty than Amy is.

Amy thinks she's pretty. She eye-fucks herself every time she does a makeup video.
 
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