Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It's known that she's against medication for mental illness, but has she ever stated that she's against taking medicine for the flu? They're drastically different things; I doubt a pill for the flu has the same side-effects as anti-psychotics, which is usually why people are against them.
At the 1:45 mark, she talks about how she's experiencing really bad heartburn, but she "shies away from any medicine". Maybe she'll take chewy Tums later.

She's mentioned in other videos that she's against diet pills, mental illness, and most, if not, all flu medicine.
 
Four generations of trash.

I do concept makeshift-y plates, too. I mix cream of mushroom with sour cream, chives, olive oil, fresh grated cheeses, and fried (and APPROPRIATELY SEASONED) ground beef. Throw it over bow tie or shell pasta, and I've got "peasant stroganoff." Takes about thirty minutes or less, and everyone gets fed, the dishes get done, and nobody's got mysterious open sores on their arms.

And it actually tastes good, since cooking is something I'm deeply interested in doing and learning how to do.

I think in concept the Grandma's Recipe was supposed to be like a makeshift carbonara, but in execution...well. It was an execution. :cryblood: Bu-dum-tttsss.

And in her newest "Let me just chuck whatever brightly colored, strongly scented shit I can find into a pot and pray that it tastes good" video, she says her "chili" is one of the best things she's ever made. It made me cry on the inside. I'm not saying you have to be a professional chef, but you do need to put in some effort and thought, which she clearly lacks. And always has.

Her food is about as exciting and creative and fulfilling as her day to day life. With just as much salt.
 
I shouldn't have expected anything better from AL. I have no idea if it's possible to become addicted to flu medicine, and it's understandable that she doesn't want to become addicted, but... seriously? She'd be stupid if she would even refuse medicine that could save her life- like, I don't know, for a whooping cough or something.
If a normal-sized person took 2X or more of the recommended dose, they'd get a high from it, but addiction is unlikely.

But Hamberlynn is so fucking huge, the recommended adult dose of Dayquil wouldn't have much more than a placebo effect on her. The same for just about any OTC cold/flu/pain remedy. The last thing she's going to do is get high from it, much less get addicted.

If she wants to turn down meds that would save her life? Fucking let her. I doubt she would, if it came to it, however; her "anti-meds" stance strikes me as just another facet of her combined stupidity and attention-seeking. She doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about and hasn't even begun to deal with her issues surrounding her childhood in a healthy way, but she knows from the TV that being anti-psych meds is controversial, so she'll make squealing noises from her foodhole to that effect, and people will react.
 
Yeah, I've said it before, but it really baffles the shit out of me that she would turn her nose up and scoff, all fat and high and mighty, at Tylenol, but then proceed to drink a whole bottle (or SIX) of alcohol, which IS a drug, actually one of THE most addictive and abused drugs, by herself. :story::story::story:
 

I was just link jumping through some of her videos and at 5:53, Amber says that Cora is a soccer player and how she used to play too...but then Destiny tells her that Cora is a legitimate player and might have a future in it, as she plays in other states and competes on a high level. Amber cannot just accept that and insists she too got to travel with the 'blue team' to different states and play as if she weren't 420 pounds at Cora's age. She can't just back down and looks like a fucking idiot. Ugh I would push her out of the car and never look back, fuck that.

It's just one little moment like that that reminds me that Amber would still be a shitty person even if she miraculously lost 350 lbs. She'd still try to one up her own gf, and just tell lies. There's no fix for her shit personality.
 
It's just one little moment like that that reminds me that Amber would still be a shitty person even if she miraculously lost 350 lbs. She'd still try to one up her own gf, and just tell lies. There's no fix for her shit personality.

I wonder if she would be worse, though. With the confidence of being skinnier, I wonder if she would be even bolder in her attention whoring ways.

Like part of the reason she even might be holding back right now is because she needs to reel people in because she's so big before unleashing the crazy, but if she was skinnier, and in her mind, more attractive, there's a lot of people who'd put up with that stuff because hey, at least she isn't that bad looking.
 
Video of her downing Dayquil and needing to go to the store for more here you go|:
I also just realized that she and Krystle had trouble opening the packets. There's a cut out edge on the side to grant easy opening with... You can clearly see it. Someone's a bit slow.
And those pills aren't easy to swallow like she mentions - they're a bit big so most people have difficulty swallowing them. Her throat must be pretty large.
Now we know why she can easily swallow those taquitos whole. :lol:
 
RE: Road Rage vid
Why does she keep telling Destiny what she can and cannot buy?

Yeah right, like you gaf about the price of gas.

Her feet are stinking up the whole car.

How can she lie like that? Her Dad and aunt and grandma came and visited her "during the days when I had soccer"? It's such an obvious lie, first of all. You don't get impromptu "visitors" when you're in foster care. This video must have been before she spilled all the tea about her parents drug addictions/prison time. And how could it have been true if she was supposedly travelling to all of these different cities?

She can't just show what Destiny bought at the grocery store; she has to diss each item, and then remind us that she only buys fruits and veggies for herself. She's not used to being in a relationship with someone that eats sooooo different from her.
 
Yes, just like she was a championship dancer. I am really beginning to think she does co-opt these stories from the shitty books she reads and makes them her own. She's delusional all the way around.
She is super delusional. Wow. SHE played soccer? And traveled for it? Yeah, right. You could totally tell by the look on Destiny's face that she knew AL was telling another one of her fucked up tall tales. She always always always has to bring the conversation back to her. "I did that" "oh I did that too". It's always ME ME ME!!! And it's always lies, lies, lies. Also, I didn't really need to know that her feet stink. FFS.
 
She is super delusional. Wow. SHE played soccer? And traveled for it? Yeah, right. You could totally tell by the look on Destiny's face that she knew AL was telling another one of her fucked up tall tales. She always always always has to bring the conversation back to her. "I did that" "oh I did that too". It's always ME ME ME!!! And it's always lies, lies, lies. Also, I didn't really need to know that her feet stink. FFS.
I LOLd at Destiny's face that whole time; she's awesome. You can tell she's already fucking tired of AL.
 
Amber says that Cora is a soccer player and how she used to play too...but then Destiny tells her that Cora is a legitimate player and might have a future in it, as she plays in other states and competes on a high level. Amber cannot just accept that and insists she too got to travel with the 'blue team' to different states and play as if she weren't 420 pounds at Cora's age. She can't just back down and looks like a fucking idiot.
She's one of those people who just has to one-up everyone they encounter as some kind of defense mechanism so people don't realize how shitty their life actually is. This just adds to the list of things that must make her extremely annoying to hang around with.
 
I also just realized that she and Krystle had trouble opening the packets. There's a cut out edge on the side to grant easy opening with... You can clearly see it. Someone's a bit slow.
And those pills aren't easy to swallow like she mentions - they're a bit big so most people have difficulty swallowing them. Her throat must be pretty large.
Now we know why she can easily swallow those taquitos whole. :lol:
Some pills do have packaging so that you can pop pills right out the back. And she say that is what she usually does.How did her "I'm so afraid of taking any medication" fat ass know that? Afraid of taking meds my ass.
 
Yeah, I've said it before, but it really baffles the shit out of me that she would turn her nose up and scoff, all fat and high and mighty, at Tylenol, but then proceed to drink a whole bottle (or SIX) of alcohol, which IS a drug, actually one of THE most addictive and abused drugs, by herself. :story::story::story:
Not to mention she absolutely glorifies the use of it as well. Her videos and snaps during the breakup with Dustin were nothing but cliche "drink the pain away" kinda videos but she nonetheless fed into the trope and idealized view of alcohol numbing shit for people - which is the core of any addiction. I really have to wonder if anyone in her life has sat her down and explained this shit to her. You can't turn your nose up at OTC meds or meds for mental illness while your eating disorder slowly kills you and you fuck up your insides with alcohol. I also wonder how well she walks. Every time she shows herself walking in a video she always has some foot injury. There was a gif a couple pages back of her limping and in another video she was using an electric buggie at Target because she hurt her foot. It's sus as hell once you realize she doesn't show her body in every video yet when she does she's limping. It's ironic too because if she were to go to a proper doctor for her binge eating she'd probably get meds to curb her appetite and meds for her depression/anxiety/whatever the fuck she has going on and then she'd actually lose weight.
 
At the 1:45 mark, she talks about how she's experiencing really bad heartburn, but she "shies away from any medicine". Maybe she'll take chewy Tums later.

She's mentioned in other videos that she's against diet pills, mental illness, and most, if not, all flu medicine.

She tried Phentermine for 4 days. She was scared to start it due to the possible side effects of dry mouth, high blood pressure, insomnia, anxiety, mood swings, heart disease, and fluid in the legs. Since she was so nervous to start it, the nurse advised her to start off by taking a half pill. She did that and noticed no changes, so 4 hours later she took the other half. She said if anything she felt hungrier.

The second day she took the whole pill. It was successful in suppressing her appetite, but she felt like she had no energy. She was able to count her calories and stay under the allotted amount. She even filmed a pizza mukbang but she had to force herself to eat it cuz you can't not eat.

On day 3, she was nauseous, which she claims is a symptom of the pill to help suppress your appetite. They went out to Mexican, she forced herself to eat, cuz you can't not. She is very emphatic that you can't not eat. Despite having gone out to eat, she claims she hardly ate anything on that day.

There's some nurse in the family who also takes Phentermine who told AL to constantly monitor her blood pressure. Being told she needed to monitor her blood pressure scared the shit out of her. For day 3, she had a bp of 149/69 and her pulse was 100. The nurse told her that was a normal range for people on Phentermine. AL was still noticing the pill wasn't giving her any energy, and the nurse said that it's possible AL has undiagnosed ADD.

On day 4 she took her bp twice, it was 153/80 and her pulse was 88. This made her feel very uncomfortable. The second reading it was 179/76 and her pulse was 96. She knows her blood pressure taking gadget isn't super accurate but she claims it is "accurate enough". The nurse suggested she not take the pill the following day and monitor her blood pressure to see what it was when she's not taking the pill. AL made the decision to ignore that suggestion and to just stop taking the pill altogether.

She did another blood pressure reading on camera, 182/90, pulse 102. She said her blood pressure has never been this bad before starting the pill.
 
And IIRC, Destiny's mom paid for this weight loss treatment from a fancy clinic, which AL also poo pooed, saying the nurse didn't believe she is 5'3 or some shit. AL was in there crying because she wanted to do the program so badly, but it was expensive. I can't remember if this was another program or the same one where she got the pills. Perhaps someone can enlighten me.

Here's some Islamic Content just for kicks, from an old weigh in vid.
 

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I was just link jumping through some of her videos and at 5:53, Amber says that Cora is a soccer player and how she used to play too...but then Destiny tells her that Cora is a legitimate player and might have a future in it, as she plays in other states and competes on a high level. Amber cannot just accept that and insists she too got to travel with the 'blue team' to different states and play as if she weren't 420 pounds at Cora's age. She can't just back down and looks like a fucking idiot. Ugh I would push her out of the car and never look back, fuck that.

It's just one little moment like that that reminds me that Amber would still be a shitty person even if she miraculously lost 350 lbs. She'd still try to one up her own gf, and just tell lies. There's no fix for her shit personality.
In this vid Destiny kinda lets slip that Amber was a part time PCA when she was saying she was full-time. Notice how quickly she changes the topic. She finally admits nearly a year later in the vid "Confessing everything I lied about" she only worked part time. In this same vid she also admits she had "borderline high blood pressure".
 
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