Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[SailorJupiter]

I'm hoping for more content at the level of exposing her, like Dana's private messages or Kasey's rape accusation stuff. Something that shows all the new viewers and lurkers that she's not just a "hot mess, gorl," but a truly awful person. I'm talking about a real falling out.

Dana, Sharla, Rafe, if you messy queens are reading this... GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT.

I'M LIVING FOR THE TEA.
Dustin and Dana stopped talking to her pretty much. There's going to be a falling out with Nena and Krystle for sure (nudes drama). Sharla doesn't talk to her anymore (claims they grew apart). Mary hates homos. Rafe is stealing her thunder. And only a little while left till Becky gets a sniff of that fupa and dumps her.

 

[No Morals AL]

This Big AL(Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!) thread has grown to epic proportions(Pun intended). I think it's time for some sub-threads, A photo gallery(where everyone posts the biggest and best pics of hamber and her goon squad), AL Fan Fiction, and possibly more. Just a thought though.

 

[SailorJupiter]

This Big AL(Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!) thread has grown to epic proportions(Pun intended). I think it's time for some sub-threads, A photo gallery(where everyone posts the biggest and best pics of hamber and her goon squad), AL Fan Fiction, and possibly more. Just a thought though.

Someone make one please. I have so many screenshots of her ugly faces.

 

[Queen Doris]

This Big AL(Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!) thread has grown to epic proportions(Pun intended). I think it's time for some sub-threads, A photo gallery(where everyone posts the biggest and best pics of hamber and her goon squad), AL Fan Fiction, and possibly more. Just a thought though.

Someone make one please. I have so many screenshots of her ugly faces.

We need this!
It was especially easy to get horrid screenshots from some of her early thumbnails. They were either really derpy or her mouth was open while she was shoveling food into that black hole.

Guys, check out the poll. As of me typing this, Amberlynn only needs five more votes to be ahead. Let's do dis.

 

[BiggayAL]

Welp, after months of lurking, I finally done did the thing and here I am, waiting with baited breath for the next literary masterpiece. Fucking stellar work, guyse.

 

[Kyserino]

Big Al has been exceptionally quiet the last couple days.... I need another lolcow to follow. She and Kai have gotten real boring.

I checked the site that xbrittney89 cam girls on and Amber hasn't joined it yet lol (but jessicateacakes is on there, if any of you have seen any of her videos)

 

[Entertained409]

The face you make when you read all of the creative work dedicated to your fupa.

 

[ChocolateGravy]

You guys are killing me with the stories! I want AL to read these so bad.

Oh, she will girl... she will.

I'm hoping Hamber will go on YouNow with Rafe and someone will link the fan fiction in the comments. I'm pretty sure Rafe would read them out loud without a second thought. Hamber wouldn't just be salty; she'd be enraged.

I have a dream. Rafe, please make it a reality.

 

[m3m3queen3000]

Big Al has been exceptionally quiet the last couple days.... I need another lolcow to follow. She and Kai have gotten real boring.

I checked the site that xbrittney89 cam girls on and Amber hasn't joined it yet lol (but jessicateacakes is on there, if any of you have seen any of her videos)

What is the site? I thought Britney just did nudie photos not feederism. Is that a recurring theme on there? I know FatGirlFlow does porn stuff too. Becoming a fat youtuber cliché. I wouldn't be surprised if AL was doing something similar but I reckon she's doing it privately through Skype or something. (maybe with My500lbLife?? Conspiracy GORL)

 

[SisterChristian]

What is the site? I thought Britney just did nudie photos not feederism. Is that a recurring theme on there? I know FatGirlFlow does porn stuff too. Becoming a fat youtuber cliché. I wouldn't be surprised if AL was doing something similar but I reckon she's doing it privately through Skype or something. (maybe with My500lbLife?? Conspiracy GORL)

Bigcuties.com

Many of the sets the girls do there feature food. FatGirlFlow is officially retired from there. Her sets are still viewable, but no new content.

 

[Clown Doll]

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but can the fan fiction go somewhere else?

Sectioned into it's own thread. A lot of these works were really creative and I'm sure they're a blast to read for a lot of ALR enthusiasts, but considering there was a lot of submissions, I think it'd be best for both those enjoying reading and writing the fanfics and those who come to the Amberlynn Reid thread primarily for the cow content to give the fanfics their own space.

So if y'all would kindly put future ALR fanfic submissions into the Amberlynn Reid fanfic thread from now on, that'd be grand .

 

[Girl Crush]

Guys, check out the poll. As of me typing this, Amberlynn only needs five more votes to be ahead. Let's do dis.

She made it. I'm so proud of her. It's the only thing she's ever truly won

 

[Rarity Pig]

I miss Hamber so much I've resorted to putting her old videos for background noise. Damn, she was more uninhibited back then (which is more fun). I still can't get over that CEREAL MUKBANG video. That's a fucking serving bowl fit for a family of four. She barely even talked during that one--just frantically shoved giant spoonfuls one after the other in her gob hole.

 

[2seatsonaplanegorl]

https://tenor.com/view/amberlynnreid-amberlynn-reid-alr-mukbang-gif-8804278

 

[Golly]

I miss Hamber so much I've resorted to putting her old videos for background noise. Damn, she was more uninhibited back then (which is more fun). I still can't get over that CEREAL MUKBANG video. That's a fucking serving bowl fit for a family of four. She barely even talked during that one--just frantically shoved giant spoonfuls one after the other in her gob hole.

Oh my god.

I don't think the full video has been posted here yet, especially since it was made before the thread started. I usually don't go out of my way to watch old Amberlynn videos, but the description got me curious. If you're a relatively new follower looking to see your way through the current dry spell, this is worth the watch.

 

[2seatsonaplanegorl]

Oh my god.

I don't think the full video has been posted here yet, especially since it was made before the thread started. I usually don't go out of my way to watch old Amberlynn videos, but the description got me curious. If you're a relatively new follower looking to see your way through the current dry spell, this is worth the watch.

geezus.lmao cant be unseen.have seen all her vids and this is like need a jcb for that?no clean dishes.dirty cow should have washed the dishes instead of pile driving sugar into her chasm.

 

[C3PBRO]

The thumbnail alone manages to strike a delicate balance between grotesque and hilarious.

 

[liliput]

Oh my god.

"EAT WITH ME" - this is an interesting facet of the mukbang "subculture". Eating while watching a video isn't exactly a foreign concept, but eating "with" someone on a video is quite strange. I guess it's supposed to alleviate feelings of loneliness if you eat alone at home? It feels like the uncanny valley effect.

If ALR or other mukbangers had anything remotely interesting to talk about, it wouldn't come off as so weird, especially since ALR is "piledriving sugar into her chasm" (thanks @2seatsonaplanegorl ).

 

[AlineBawb]

The thumbnail alone manages to strike a delicate balance between grotesque and hilarious.

Thumbnail is straight up nanaluvstroubles doppelgänger.

Death is near.

 

[Token_Texan]

Oh my god.

I don't think the full video has been posted here yet, especially since it was made before the thread started. I usually don't go out of my way to watch old Amberlynn videos, but the description got me curious. If you're a relatively new follower looking to see your way through the current dry spell, this is worth the watch.

Jesus Christ is that a deep casserole dish? I'm sure she uses that as her regular cereal bowl and bought her the cereal the day before. That is disgusting, the way her chin dimples and her greedy nasty smacking ugh. I'm nauseous now.

I hate how she disclaims every single one of these, "I don't normally eat this much... I don't usually use the buns... I normally use an actual bowl..." who the fuck does she think she's fooling?