Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Five Bladed Knife]

It's a fair question: how could Big AL do a weigh-in that would seem true & honest?

I'm not sure she has the mobility to manage it alone, but the first thing that comes to mind is her putting the scale in the middle of a room with a hard floor, then doing a single take of showing that there's nothing nearby she could grab onto, then stepping onto it and filming the results. And we'd need to know that her scale can actually go up to the weight she needs and isn't fiddled with to artifically display a lower weight (I had one years ago that allowed the user to calibrate it).

Or she could visit the doctor and ask the nurse to let her film her standing on the scale there.

Otherwise, though, what she's provided is sketchy as hell and I don't believe she's below 500. I wonder why she's got this bizarre fixation on being safely below that number. Does she think if she hits 500 that she's really in trouble? That 470 is totally different and semi-ok?

Also: not surprised about the pathetic state of the cat boxes. She has no mobility to scoop litter and no arm strength to handle much other exertion. It's probably all she can manage to replace them once a month whether they need it or not. I bet her place reeks of cat piss from the curb.

 

[EH 110]

For Big Amber to do an actual weigh-in for her audience, someone else needs to film it. That way, we could see her standing on the scale without leaning on anything. Perhaps a second person could read the number out loud and then the person holding the camera could walk over and show that number. But that'll never happen because she doesn't want to admit she's 500+ pounds. I've said before that 500 is a number she seems ashamed of. Somehow, being 400-499 pounds is no big deal, but 500 is offensive. She'll only do weigh-ins where she controls the editing.

 

[mookbongz]

Autistic but this dog reminds me of Destiny

 

[SailorJupiter]

The way she had her scale set up so close to the wall is bizarre. It was at a diagonal also. She probably took a good while to set up the scale to give her that weigh in lmao. No way is that accurate.

 

[dumpster bitch]

Maybe she can't step up onto the scale without holding on to something, 600 lb Life style, so she put the scale near something to hold on to while stepping up. Just a possibility.

But in that case, think about that. A 26-year-old woman can't step onto a platform 1 to 2 inches off the ground.

I personally think she probably *is* around 470, but that she is down from 500+ lbs and that she "stopped posting her 'weight loss journey'" so she could get below 500 again. Now that she's under 500, she can be like, "See, guys? I told you I wasn’t 500 lbs!"

Not that it matters. She's still drowning in her self-produced lard with diabetes knuckles and a terminal case of cankles.

 

[Rainbow Trash]

I can't be the only person who thinks "towel rack" whenever AL does a weigh in:

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Look at the size of that neck hole! Wow!

 

[despacito hot cheeto]

My guess is she rested an arm on the cabinet/shelf next to the scale. One of those ham hocks has got to be at least 20 pounds.

Probably took her several takes to get it to display the number she wanted too.

 

[slimer6]

These are a few screecaps of the sexiest legs attached to Fat ALbert. They're from December, 2016.

Be merciful with your Islamic Contents and Autistic ratings. I'm about to gargle my eyeballs in bleach. This was an act of pure altruism. We all know that she hides her legs as much as she can.

Jesus. She said on a YouNow how she can't remember the last time she weighed in the 100's. Her life must be miserable. She's approaching Tammy Slaton status.

I love your username. I love everything about it.

 

[SweetBabyJesus]

I've had too much to drink tonight to jump into the nuts and bolts of anything else you just said. I just need to clear one thing up: did you just call her a donut? Cuz that's awesome. Is donut an actual insult or is it tailor made for AL? If you just made it up on the spot, while I heartily agree that it has merit, are you open to other foods replacing donut? Something like canister of Crisco or ice cream scoop full of lard? Let me know.

Big AL shares similar qualities of a donut. Both are round, have a high sugar content and are empty on the inside.

As for the alleged weigh in I think its an old clip from a previous weigh in because it cuts so rapidly ? or the leaning forward on the counter because the scale goes up to 475 then drops back down? they shouldn't register more weight and go down?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Look at the size of that neck hole! Wow!

I'd bet money that she never wears that shirt because it's too small, unless she slits the back down the middle and puts a cardigan over it. I think Destiny and Dana were throwing shade by giving her the biggest shirt they could find, and it's still too small.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

New video is out

Edit: Notice how she drew over the amount of elbees she weights??

I've said it before and I'll say it again; the fact that the scale takes so long to stop going up/down and get a reading is because she is leaning on something to manipulate the final weight..
At this point why doesn't she just admit that she will never lose weight, nor does she want to, and proudly shovel down two troughs of pasta for views..

 

[despacito hot cheeto]

I had a throwback moment and watched her "I QUIT MY JOB" video from January. One of the reasons excuses she gives is so that she could stay home and take care of her pets

 

[Tazz]

YOu do realize you could calibrate the scale for many pounds below what you are.

 

[JayBlue]

Her new video has 5 ads in it when I clicked on it. I didn't watch the whole thing because I don't want to give her any money. She must really need cash though.

 

[cruelsound]

YOu do realize you could calibrate the scale for many pounds below what you are.

This girl barely has a grasp on basic grammar, I doubt she knows how to do that.

 

[RafeIsBetterThanAmber]

Did anyone else notice the pasta in her "vlog" is the same from her recent mukbong?
I'm betting she had the plate in her vlog, & another for the mukbong. (2 plates of food in the same day for 2 dif videos-I guess it's smart)

 

[Tiny Clanger]

It's a fair question: how could Big AL do a weigh-in that would seem true & honest?

I'm not sure she has the mobility to manage it alone, but the first thing that comes to mind is her putting the scale in the middle of a room with a hard floor, then doing a single take of showing that there's nothing nearby she could grab onto, then stepping onto it and filming the results. And we'd need to know that her scale can actually go up to the weight she needs and isn't fiddled with to artifically display a lower weight (I had one years ago that allowed the user to calibrate it).

Also: not surprised about the pathetic state of the cat boxes. She has no mobility to scoop litter and no arm strength to handle much other exertion. It's probably all she can manage to replace them once a month whether they need it or not. I bet her place reeks of cat piss from the curb.

Of course - I didn't even think of the tare (calibration.) Why even do these weigh-ins, when they are so meaningless? There's a reason groups like weight-watchers won't accept anything but their scale reading taken by someone else, but if she is messing with it why even bother? Is she trying to fool herSELF? I'm as bemused as you by this insistence on >500 - it just seems to be some completely arbitrary number she's decided she absolutely won't be. What difference does it even make at that weight? I will never understand this woman.

The house must stink to buggery. They had an un-neutered tom and female so it's more than likely Jax was spraying, especially as there was another male. A refused to do litter-boxes anyway, it was always left to Destiny, but you're right - the true reason for that is the likelihood she can't bend over. Her mobility was truly dreadful in the last vid we saw with free movement (I know she says heel spurs but it's not that simple. Has she even been to a doc for diagnosis? It's just as likely to be collapsed arches and/or plantar fasciitis....heel spurs are often a result of something else, not a causal factor. And her extreme weight is the only thing that could have caused any of them - she's not exactly walking/running miles a day.) And didn't they just leave pads down for the dog?

A cat won't use a box, especially not a shared one, with that accumulation in. They'll find somewhere else. And it gets into the fabric of the building. Good luck Destiny getting her deposit back, cos we all know it's on Destiny. And I'm sure Becky is just thrilled at the thought of Big A, the animals and a house-full of crap that all smells "lidderally" of crap all being squeezed into her one room.

And now I have to draw that....

And yes, I know I'm being a bitch. I don't know why she annoys me so much. Eh, fuck it...bitch is good!

 

[KicDaKitty]

These are a few screecaps of the sexiest legs attached to Fat ALbert. They're from December, 2016.

Be merciful with your Islamic Contents and Autistic ratings. I'm about to gargle my eyeballs in bleach. This was an act of pure altruism. We all know that she hides her legs as much as she can.

Can you imagine the stench that is manifesting between those massive thighs? We all know she can't clean herself properly after using the bathroom. Can you imagine how bad her grooming routine must be? You know she can't reach a razor into all those cracks and creases, she's probably got patches of matted hair down there. Maybe she showers before sex? Either way, any poor soul who has stuck their head or hands in that wasteland deserves a metal of courage.

 

[HamaBau]

Amberlynn's last three videos demonstrate a cycle of her life that keeps repeating over and over.