Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[thejackal]

She plays up the fat shaming for sympathy points with her followers and hope they don't come her to she all the other shit things she does and the evidence to back it up.
Also watching some old 600lbs life episodes and she is just like penny - her denial is beyond reality. Those two huge ass pasta dishes she ate within the same day she must rationalize away that she "only had some pasta today" - that quantity doesn't matter its the number of items- some pasta and pizza- then it would be counted as a separate meal in her eyes and therefore more.

Yea that's why I suggested she try micro fasting or keto. She has to figure out a way to trick herself into not eating so much. Just trying to "eat healthy" isn't going to work she's way, way too far disordered with her eating. It's so cringe watching her pile as much food into one forkful/spoonful as she can and she eats so quickly as well.

ALbert is such a slob from this throw back video(6:30 mark). She is eating dinner with destiny and goes to get some tatertots straight up grabs the spoon then decides "nah I am just going to grab em with my greasy ass hands" there is a fucking spoon right there! she touches it! Beetus sore makes an appearance as well. This is very similar to the video from Florida and she puts the sprinkles on those care home clients dessert with her dirty ass bare hands.

Tots with fingers is fine imo, but how about the cheese on carb on carb on sour cream but oh we used ground turkey so it's healthy attitude. She has no fucking clue. She could literally eat a chocolate bar every other waking hour and lose weight. It's the insane portions of calorie rich food that are dooming her, not the particular source of the calories.

 

[AL's Fupa]

 

[Voorts]

Hillbilly Spa.

 

[Five Bladed Knife]

The huge utensils and huge bites are something I associate with totally out of control eating and obesity. One thing I do to prevent that mindset is use small utensils and plates, and it helps a big lot with portion control and overeating. But golly, how would Big AL ever get the 5000 calories a day that every growing elephant needs doing that?

That 500 pound thing makes me laugh. Sometimes people just get this weight or size in mind that's their personal bridge-too-far. I know how it feels. I used to be a big girl and my limit was size 22 (probably 26 by now with vanity sizing). When my size 20 pants got too big, that was it, that was all I could take of being fat. That's what finally motivated me to visit a doctor to talk about where I was in terms of health. I know a woman whose hard limit is 300 pounds. Up to that, she feels like she's obese but not totally out of hand (and she's sure happy about vanity sizing). And then there's Big AL, who thinks that 500 and 470 are so different that she's basically okay as long as she doesn't trip that magical 5.

But she isn't okay. I'm 99% sure that her feet are showing signs of Charcot foot, and if that's the case she's in very serious trouble. Don't Google Image search that unless you have a stern constitution, btw. It means that the bones in her foot/ankle joints are breaking, twisting, and jamming down through her goddamned footpads because of the humongous weight exerting down on them. The big symptom of Charcot foot is called rocker feet, which she shows already in pictures--that very pronounced bowing in the bottom of her feet like the bottom rails of a rocking chair. When you hear or see those absolute horror stories of beetus feet, that's probably what you're encountering, because often the sufferer lets things go until bone is sticking out through the foot and well then the patient loses quite a lot of weight thanks to a nice amputation. If she has beetus, she may be far enough in its progression that she doesn't feel the pain caused by the breakage, and she's fat enough that she may not be able to look at her own feet to notice any major problems. I don't like Amber, but untreated, uncontrolled beetus is a whole other ballpark of misery that I'd never wish on anyone. She won't be able to pretend she's a dainty little princess as easily if that keeps on.

 

[HerpDerp]

Doesn't this kind of look like big Al's legs without the leggings? Lends credibility to the idea of her having lipedema.

ETA:
http://www.mdjunction.com/forums/de...ions/articles/2888889-lipo-lymphedema-dercums

 

[Five Bladed Knife]

Wow, is that what passes for "well-rounded," then, these days?

Yeah, it really does look like Big AL's lovely lady lumps.

 

[Entertained409]

Doesn't this kind of look like big Al's legs without the leggings? Lends credibility to the idea of her having lipedema.

ETA:
http://www.mdjunction.com/forums/de...ions/articles/2888889-lipo-lymphedema-dercums

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Spot on. Big ALs legs are probably a bit bigger than this.

It really bothers me that she sees that she's an official lolcow on KF and she says in her younow that it makes her laugh. Any adult with good sense would know that lolcow status is an ultimate reputation killer.

There's no hope for this girl to realize her mistakes. What happens when her YouTube/younow gigs shut down as many social media sites tend to fade after a while. I don't see her having any chance at an actual decent career. Even if she went back to school and successfully completed a degree.

One search on google and her potential employers can see how horrible she is. If she were smart, she would delete all of her videos and get the fuck off the internet. But where's the fun in that for us?

Good luck on your future interviews, Amber. You will fail miserably. Possibly forever.

 

[C3PBRO]

It really bothers me that she sees that she's an official lolcow on KF and she says in her younow that it makes her laugh. Any adult with good sense would know that lolcow status is an ultimate reputation killer.

She's just playing it cool, kind of like how someone said earlier, she talked about how we "only" fat shame her. If she builds this narrative of us just being a bunch of fatty-haters and it's nothing more than a passing lol for her, her followers will be less likely to become curious and lurk here. If they learned about every hilariously stupid poem we'd archived, every question Aunt Tammy had answered, every lie we'd debunked with evidence, she might start to look like less than the raw and honest drama-hater she considers herself to be. And gorl, I ain't even about that, les' be real.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

We speculate at times but nothing we post is untrue. We're sticklers for the truth if anything, and that's why we do our research. Fat People Hate is fat shaming, Kiwi is about the lolcow, and if she'd read anything other than her own thread, she would know that lolcows are milked for lols, it has nothing to do with being the size of a cow, in her case, it's a just a coincidence.

 

[slimer6]

Lmao @ not being able to finish a criminal justice degree. That's a football team major.

 

[C3PBRO]

Fat People Hate is fat shaming, Kiwi is about the lolcow

If she thinks we're a bunch of giggling shitlords here at the Farms, she should see some of the a-logging over at FPH. Those niggas don't play, they will make a fat cunt cry. And they've caught her in their periscope.

 

[Rotogravure]

If she thinks we're a bunch of giggling shitlords here at the Farms, she should see some of the a-logging over at FPH. Those niggas don't play, they will make a fat cunt cry. And they've caught her in their periscope.

Oh no.

 

[HugePanties]

she doesnt care what kiwi farms says about her. her goal in life is to make money to feed her giant belly, nothing more. this is just more publicity.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

she doesnt care what kiwi farms says about her. her goal in life is to make money to feed her giant belly, nothing more. this is just more publicity.

Agreed, but it's so much fun. BTW, is your avatar Tammy mixed with Destiny or pure Destiny? I never realized how similar they look till I saw your pic. Destiny, if you keep eating like Amber, you'll look like Tammy in no time, especially (expecially) on your tiny 4'11 frame, so be careful with the lunchables and crescent dough.

 

[HugePanties]

yeah thanks. amber just roasted destiny on younow when someone called her destiny. amber said "yeah im destiny, im gonna watch star wars and eat spagettio's". hey amber, how about when destiny came home and even her spagettios were gone you fat fckin fck.

 

[LetsBReal_Yall]

May I have everyones attention please!!!
A new species has been recently discovered. Reaserchers say its so uncommon to see this creature. They've only seen it come out of it's unhabited territory when it's hungry or needs chokers (legend has it that you may never know when it's wearing a choker, Very rare siting)Researchers are studying its language, they say that it sounds like a very annoying thirteen yeal old girl. It is very limited to its vocabulary. Common words it uses are Yass, Goals, Lets be real, Yall, 89 weight loss, Researchers Say it may weight around 500lbs. Reasearchers advice not to get close because they've notice it has tendencies of lying and tricking you. They say that if you get close to it,it will defenetly take advantage of you. Excpect to take it to its favorite place Walmart, but researchers say it's rare it goes out in the mornings. It will only go to Walmart if its past midnight. Don't worry researchers say that the few friends it has only last 2 months or less. Researchers were able to take a photo of this new species. Here it is.

 

[HugePanties]

View attachment 245826 May I have everyones attention please!!!
A new species has been recently discovered. Reaserchers say its so uncommon to see this creature. They've only seen it come out of it's unhabited territory when it's hungry or needs chokers (legend has it that you may never know when it's wearing a choker, Very rare siting)Researchers are studying its language, they say that it sounds like a very annoying thirteen yeal old girl. It is very limited to its vocabulary. Common words it uses are Yass, Goals, Lets be real, Yall, 89 weight loss, Researchers Say it may weight around 500lbs. Reasearchers advice not to get close because they've notice it has tendencies of lying and tricking you. They say that if you get close to it,it will defenetly take advantage of you. Excpect to take it to its favorite place Walmart, but researchers say it's rare it goes out in the mornings. It will only go to Walmart if its past midnight. Don't worry researchers say that the few friends it has only last 2 months or less. Researchers were able to take a photo of this new species. Here it is.

Priceless !!!!

 

[Cocco]

So it's confirmed, she only cleans the kitty box 1x a month and probably doesn't scoop out the shit daily (that would require her bending over). So she buys a new box and litter and tosses the other shit filled box in a landfill. Doesn't surprise me - she uses paper plates, and plastic utensils for her meals. Hell, even her friends are disposable. And does anyone find it odd that every time she goes to Walmart, she comes back with a dozen more air fresheners. How bad does her apartment smell?

That house must have the most toxic air in the planet, she doesn't clean, it doesn't seem she ever opens her windows, she doesn't clean her animals thing and probably the animals also and she fills her house with those air fresheners etc in every area of the house....and even she was described having always strong parfume scents on.... her poor animals....

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

I'm not a fan of Destiny, but at least she is able to drive, hold down a job, and clean up after herself. Since she hooked up with Dana she seems to actually get out and do things other then head to Walmart and a buffet.

Fuck you Amber. Destiny and her Star Wars obsession/ spagettio's wins out over Becky and her unfortunate neck/chin and her twisted Kate Winslet fantasies.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

yeah thanks. amber just roasted destiny on younow when someone called her destiny. amber said "yeah im destiny, im gonna watch star wars and eat spagettio's". hey amber, how about when destiny came home and even her spagettios were gone you fat fckin fck.

Amber ate Density's spaghetti-o's? which video was that?

That house must have the most toxic air in the planet, she doesn't clean, it doesn't seem she ever opens her windows, she doesn't clean her animals thing and she fills her house with those air fresheners etc in every area of the house.... her poor animals....

If breathing in wax was the same as eating it, it would account for at least 100 lbs.