Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Fat Amber]

Bear in mind she didn't go to an actual university. It was a for profit along the lines of Phoenix Univ. and it wasn't for very long. Plus, living with Krystle's parents who were giving here a monthly allowance I am sure part of that was going to pay the loans. They knew everything about her and were acting as parents for her, in essence. She didn't STOP paying the loan until she moved in with Destiny. jmho

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

I was also thinking this would be the end of the relationSHIT. Right now Becky is camping out on the couch, basically because she had to drive Amber home yesterday. She must know Amber can't DO anything for her. If she thought Amber might pull it together and come through for her now, she must have learned her lesson by now. Amber can't make her anything to eat (other than that awful "soup") and she can't go to the store for anything that Becky might actually need (like prescriptions). Basically, they get to sit on the couch day after day while Becky worries about money and her job, and Amber Googles herself. Yeah, this will end well.

I don't understand if they were camping with Becky's family why Becky who is injured drove Amberlard home and is staying with her. What happened to the family? How did she drive her if her right leg is injured?

The hamplanet is totally useless to her as she can barely care for herself. Is she going to impose on Destiny and Dana?
So many questions.
Yes, this could be the nail in the coffin of this relationship because a good chance FatAl's mask might slip.

 

[Ploop]

impatiently waiting for another "vlog"
Sad to say I do get antsy about what little ol amber is up to. Namely because of the whole WW thing – its been 4 days and no update anywhere and shes liable to use Becky as an excuse to fall off the band wagon because apparently Amber can't get with someone with enough common decency to get her to eat right and take care of herself properly.

 

[Cocco]

Has anyone notice how ''lucky'' she gets every time she pubblicly claims she's starting to diet. Something always happens and she uses them as an excuse of course, I've noticed many in the past but the last one was her break up with D, now pretty sure she will use what happened to Becky and say she didn't have time to think about it or go to the store and buy healthy food because she couldn't leave Becky alone and we will never hear about her WW again.

 

[Assgardian]

Has anyone notice how ''lucky'' she gets every time she claims she started to diet etc. Something always happens, the last one was her break up with D, now pretty sure she will use what happened to Becky and say she didn't have time to think about it or go to the store and buy healthy food because she couldn't leave Becky alone and we will never hear about her WW again.

Amber pushed Becky down the stairs in the name of McDonald's. We cracked the case.

 

[formerfatcow]

I don't understand if they were camping with Becky's family why Becky who is injured drove Amberlard home and is staying with her. What happened to the family? How did she drive her if her right leg is injured?

The hamplanet is totally useless to her as she can barely care for herself. Is she going to impose on Destiny and Dana?
So many questions.
Yes, this could be the nail in the coffin of this relationship because a good chance FatAl's mask might slip.

I've seen speculation that amber and Becky were going camping with Becky's family, but I haven't seen any proof posted that they were, or that that's what they were doing when Becky fell. Correct me if I'm wrong.

It seemed like Becky was driving, but it very well could have been someone else, perhaps one of Becky's roommates. The snapchat never showed who was in the driver's seat.

I'd argue that Becky might be at Amberlynns because her place might be too hard to access, because of stairs. Amberlynn's apartment has a downstairs bedroom iirc. She could be crashing there because it's easier to get around there with crutches and a leg cast.

 

[GORL]

Also, the snaps before the ER snaps, there were a couple of Becky in the back seat with a baby carseat and no explanation. I thought Dana and Destiny were posting about camping around the same time. I can't imagine AL would go camping.

 

[KicDaKitty]

I've seen speculation that amber and Becky were going camping with Becky's family, but I haven't seen any proof posted that they were, or that that's what they were doing when Becky fell. Correct me if I'm wrong.

It seemed like Becky was driving, but it very well could have been someone else, perhaps one of Becky's roommates. The snapchat never showed who was in the driver's seat.

I'd argue that Becky might be at Amberlynns because her place might be too hard to access, because of stairs. Amberlynn's apartment has a downstairs bedroom iirc. She could be crashing there because it's easier to get around there with crutches and a leg cast.

Iirc Amber either said in her vlog or on a snap that Beckys family had invited her to go camping with them in the mountains for the weekend and she was really excited to go.

 

[GORL]

She's really an adult now! Getting up before 1:00 p.m. on a week day! Look at her go!

 

[Sandws]

She's really an adult now! Getting up before 1:00 p.m. on a week day! Look at her go!

omg these snaps sound so salty like ' I had to get up early cuz this dumb b dared to sprain her ankle'
Nobody forced her to go with Becky to the hospital. Becky probably feels annoyed as fck about AL snapchatting this stuff.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

But Amber loves going to the hospital!! Remember back when she went for her gallstones? I just wanna punch her in her smug face and I'm willing to bet Becks does too. Being the center of attention gives her nearly as much satisfaction as eating.

 

[DuckSucker]

She's really an adult now! Getting up before 1:00 p.m. on a week day! Look at her go!

Did she never go to school? High school started later, but I remember middle school started at like 7:30 so you had to get up at like 6:30 anyway to get ready and be able to get to the bus, then ride to school. Fucking preteens get up at that time and dont bitch about how tired they are by 9.

 

[queenpea]

at 1:23 she says that her cup size is B

 

[Sportello]

Did she never go to school? High school started later, but I remember middle school started at like 7:30 so you had to get up at like 6:30 anyway to get ready and be able to get to the bus, then ride to school. Fucking preteens get up at that time and dont bitch about how tired they are by 9.

Exactly. If she thinks 6:45 is soooo early to be up on a weekday she's just not cut out for the real world at all. We already knew this, but when her YouTube "career" ends, and with how quickly the internet evolves, that could be sooner than we think, she's going to be completely fucked. Most 9-5ers have to get up around that time, but she probably couldn't land one of those jobs. So McDonalds could have her ass up and waddling way earlier than that to open.

 

[Fupatown]

Exactly. If she thinks 6:45 is soooo early to be up on a weekday she's just not cut out for the real world at all. We already knew this, but when her YouTube "career" ends, and with how quickly the internet evolves, that could be sooner than we think, she's going to be completely fucked. Most 9-5ers have to get up around that time, but she probably couldn't land one of those jobs. So McDonalds could have her ass up and waddling way earlier than that to open.

By the time her youtube "career" is over our dear Big Al is going to be bedbound and living off disability

 

[Cripple]

at 1:23 she says that her cup size is B

Yeah, and Martina Big is a C cup.

 

[C3PBRO]

omg these snaps sound so salty like ' I had to get up early cuz this dumb b dared to sprain her ankle'
Nobody forced her to go with Becky to the hospital. Becky probably feels annoyed as fck about AL snapchatting this stuff.

I can't even imagine a more useless person to have at your side in a hospital. Taking up way too much space, mucking around with her phone the majority of the time, complaining about being hungry, presuming to know more than doctors, and at the end of the day, can't even drive your busted ass home.

 

[WhoAmILikeWhaaaat]

I don't know if it's just ignorance re: the bra size but it is entirely possible that amber is a b cup. Bra size =/= band size.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

She's really an adult now! Getting up before 1:00 p.m. on a week day! Look at her go!

Yes, Amberlynn, this is called MORNING. This is the time when people wake up, shower, catch up on their emails, maybe go for a walk or ya know, take their dogs to use the bathroom. Crazy concept.
GOOD MORNING!!!!

 

[thejackal]

I'm watching her "oh no what did I do" video and the amount of stupidity is overwhelming. What is she even doing cooking veggies and ground turkey at the same temp, in the same pot, at the same time? Hasn't anybody ever explained the basics of cooking to her?

She also forgot to move the 12 pack of sprite (not diet) out of the camera when she got on the scale. I'm sure it was just Dustin's leftovers or something though. She's only drinking Bolthouse juices, which halol, she also considers "healthy" even though a bottle has about 50-60 grams of sugar with very little fiber.