Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hotcheetospuffs]

And she's contradicting herself in the same day...

 

[Bitchinista]

She won't have to bother shouting them out because the commenters are gonna be promoting their channel in her comments regardless. I'll be subscribing and watching for sure. Considering they both have jobs, I'm going to laugh so hard if they manage to upload regularly with semi-interesting content. I wonder what Amber's new excuses will be for why she can't upload consistently when YouTube is her job (oh wait, no, it isn't her job guys, she never said that right?)

And lol at her needing to help Destiny monetize her channel. It's literally just an option you enable and customize when you upload a video.

 

[walshtree]

I also just wanted to mention that I've been trying to ask her on Ask.Fm about that kitty they got but never showed again - Scarlet. I want to know what happened to her, and I've asked multiple times when she's actively answering questions, but she seems to ignore them. Hmmm... Well, Amber, since we all know you read KF, enlighten us please? Because if you got rid of the kitty for a simple reason then it should be no problem for you to tell us.

If you go around page 418, we have a video of her explaining it, but it still seems horrible for her to give up on a cat after 2 weeks.

 

[angelicbitch]

If you go around page 418, we have a video of her explaining it, but it still seems horrible for her to give up on a cat after 2 weeks.

Thank you!

 

[justcheckingin]

I also just wanted to mention that I've been trying to ask her on Ask.Fm about that kitty they got but never showed again - Scarlet. I want to know what happened to her, and I've asked multiple times when she's actively answering questions, but she seems to ignore them. Hmmm... Well, Amber, since we all know you read KF, enlighten us please? Because if you got rid of the kitty for a simple reason then it should be no problem for you to tell us.

Hey there,
there is a video she says that Scarlet didnt get along with Wasabi. I will look up for it but i guess it was a few after her first ( and last? ) video of Scarlet.
Also this little Kitty didnt use the litter well.

As far as I remember she gave it to a "friend".

 

[Barbarella]

She loves the sound of her self-importance so much that she'll answer questions about how often she shits, with nary a question as to the legitimacy.

Wow.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Speech patterns usually reflect who you spend your time around. It's why when people encounter someone with a strong accent, it's not uncommon to feel compelled to adopt it. As a result, I'm a little reluctant to rage over Amber's way of talking, since her primary means of socializing is via the lesbian mafia, and they don't exactly strike me as well-educated, eloquent debutantes. In short, Amber never stood a chance.

Thank you! Even the best educated person will speak in the style they were raised when they are around family or peers who have linguistic similarities to that particular style. People with Ph.Ds will drop the g at the end of active verbs, use the word "ain't," use plural verbs with singular nouns (she don't care, he have to go, etc), and they "warsh the dishes before Missrus Jones comes by."

Amber's writing shows she has a middling education at best but in regular speech she's demonstrated she understands basic rules of grammar. When she misuses verbs and uses that exaggerated Valley Girl crossed with Redneck way of emphasizing the first syllable of words that drops letters (KIT-hun, EA-un), she's just mimicking a particular speech pattern. Once she moves out of Bumfuck Nowhere expect her verbal patterns to change again. It's sort of part of her chameleon need to emulate whoever she is dating. I don't even know if she does it consciously.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

I would imagine she gets "backed up" due to lack of exercise and water. Or she was lying...who fuckin' knows???!!

 

[ADHD]

AL's shitty diet and lack of exercise aside, it is normal for women to experience constipation during at least one week per month.

During Week 3 of your cycle–the week after ovulation–and some of Week 4: THINGS ARE STAYING IN

A rise in progesterone in this week prompts two key changes in bathroom behavior: It makes it more difficult for you to move your bowels by triggering constipation and hard stools. And it prompts water retention, leading to bloat.

What’s more, while your body’s level of progesterone starts to drop in your premenstrual Week 4, because this hormone is still present–though in lesser amounts–you may continue to experience constipation, hard stool and water retention right up to a couple of days before your period or until your Week 1 actually begins.

 

[plentyofsnakes]

I feel like we need an FAQ up in here-- what happened to x y z animal? Does she clean the litter boxes? Are the animals spayed/neutered? Too much of the same fucking questions day to day.

Anyway, I agree on speech patterns. Whether you know it or not, you talk like everyone around you. Amber is just doing the same, no matter how stupid it sounds.

 

[Xenomorph]

I feel like we need an FAQ up in here-- what happened to x y z animal? Does she clean the litter boxes? Are the animals spayed/neutered? Too much of the same fucking questions day to day.

Anyway, I agree on speech patterns. Whether you know it or not, you talk like everyone around you. Amber is just doing the same, no matter how stupid it sounds.

She's a mimic with no personality of her own so she takes on traits of others until her narc traits come out, driving those very people away and onto the next.

 

[Fupa Queen]

Her Ask.fm answers really shed light to how she is dumb as a sack of potatoes, trying to pass as someone of high intelligence. She didn't even spell Shakespeare's name right and yet he's one of her favorites. As someone who is actually vegan and didn't struggle at it for less than a week and quit, her defending oreos as being entirely vegan was stupid. Especially her reasoning of Malaysia being a producer of palm oil as if it erases the fact that they have child labor as well as forced labor and animals are still being uprooted for it. In any case Nabisco harvests their palm oil from Indonesia so yes, the production of oreos does harm orangutans and therefore is ethically not vegan. Sorry for the stupid rant, her faux-intelligence just pisses me tf off.

 

[PotatoFace]

For those debating the "how does she wipe herself" conundrum, I'm thinking she waffle stomps.

As in, during her rare showers, she shits in the shower and uses her hoof to stomp the crap through the drain. She "cleans off" with the running water.

I've read that this is something some morbidly obese people do, if they have no other way to shit

 

[citytrucks]

For those debating the "how does she wipe herself" conundrum, I'm thinking she waffle stomps.

As in, during her rare showers, she shits in the shower and uses her hoof to stomp the crap through the drain. She "cleans off" with the running water.

I've read that this is something some morbidly obese people do, if they have no other way to shit

I hate that there's a term for that.

 

[She Who Dealt It]

fftopic: As hell, but does anyone else wonder if Sharla is upset because she picked the wrong team? Yeah, the Double Dees suck with animals, but Destiny is undeniably funny and charming in Amber's videos. Everyone was always going on about Destiny being autistic, but I don't see it. To me, for her age, she seems to have a wicked sense of humor and just be genuinely fun to be around. She is also obviously a very kind young woman to have never blasted Amber on her myriad lies and contradictions. So she likes Star Wars toys? A lot of folks like to collect random things that could be considered immature for their age.

So, long, off topic story even longer, Sharla obviously once had a good relationship with Destiny, but she rabidly turned on her after D dumped Amber. I'm not judging her for doing so, as that's often what a good friend will do in those situations, but I'll bet a $50 that she now regrets it. She still works with the Double Dees, and sees them regularly. She used to take her lunch breaks with Destiny and they would sit in her car and laugh/carry on in fun. She doesn't even talk to shitty Amber anymore. Poor Sharla. She was trying to be a good friend, but she chose the wrong side. for them patching things up.

Sorry for the looong, boring off topic sperging, guys.

While I'm racking up those off topic ratings, I have another question for some of you. Some of you guys are regular and valuable (in my opinion) contributors to this thread, but are still Guests. Why don't you guys join us officially? I see Sister Christian, among others post often with good comments. C'mon in, the water's fine :dumb: fftopic:

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Some people on younow were speculating that perhaps Sharla had a miscarriage. Her FB says she is "Mommy to an Angel", in the description.

 

[Calling]

Some people on younow were speculating that perhaps Sharla had a miscarriage. Her FB says she is "Mommy to an Angel", in the description.

That's rough and would explain her desire for space if it's true. Or even if she did have a healthy child, she might have thought one baby is all she can take care of. Either way, I don't blame Sharla for running away from both of them.

 

[formerfatcow]

Is Sharla the one who's SO is away in the military? Or was that Mary? I can't really remember Sharla talking much about a BF or DH.

Iirc Sharla's SO did ROTC or something similar, but wasn't actually in the military. I think people saw a picture of him in uniform and started speculating but ROTC members often wear uniforms.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Her Ask.fm answers really shed light to how she is dumb as a sack of potatoes, trying to pass as someone of high intelligence. She didn't even spell Shakespeare's name right and yet he's one of her favorites.

I think she deleted the question where she says her favorite writers are Shakespeare and Emily Dickinson.

"Ummmm, my favorite poem is all of them! I love poems."

She read Romeo and Juliet in high school and saw the movie, and that is the extent of her love of of Shakespeare.

 

[chickenlover55]

Hi, I hope this posts. I am guesting here to say something about the whole Amberlynn, destiny thing. I know I'll get hated on and trolled but I just wanted to add something. I really do dislike Amber a LOT but a lot here are saying mean things about Destiny and how she looks. I think Destiny is fine. She gained a lot with Amber due to Amber always insisting on going out to eat. People tend to eat more out I think personally. I do think Destiny is sweet. We should all focus the hate on Amber instead. I hate the fact that Amberlynn used destiny. I don't think for a hot minute Destiny is even caring for the cats because she made it up. I'm waiting for the Destiny/Dana channel to come out and hope they pour the tea so I can drink it. I also have a strong feeling recently (after Rafe, because Rafe said no to this..) that Amberlynn is collecting some type of PA. Is it just me that thinks this? There is NO WAY she can afford the rent. I own my own home and the mortgage alone is 662... not utilities. If I had just rented a town house, or a house/apartment , whatever it would be near 900 or so. How is she paying that? She barely puts out videos and recently hasn't gotten on younow as much. What do you guys think, just me or do you agree? I agree with the animals thing too. Where did Twinkie stay while they were on their "lavish-hour-away" hotel vacation? I don't think she went with them? I'm almost positive Destiny did not watch them either. Sorry I've been a lurker for the greater part of 2017 now on this thread and finally got around to posting.