Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[QueenOfModerationSlay]

LMAO @ 0.14 she has a 1 second clip of her fake coughing, looking into the mirror

 

[Barbarella]

If she makes 2k a month....how?

YouTube and Youknow? Nope, not enough views or chats.

SSDI? She didn't work that long.

Disability? I thought Kentucky didn't dole it to fat people. Maybe it's from another state and she never said she left, but would it be that much?

Welfare/food stamps? I thought you needed a kid for welfare but I could be wrong. Again, wouldn't be that much but maybe with the social media addition it could total it.

2k a month is a starting salary and at her age she shouldn't be satisfied with it, I agree. But there are plenty of lazy people who make do on their entire lives. They are 50 and still have roommates/family living in crappy apartments in the worst areas, they live paycheck to paycheck.

Is there some kind of foster kid payout? Is her dad giving her money?

Where is it coming from? Makes no sense.....

 

[QueenOfModerationSlay]

Jesus, when theyre playing mario kart and she does like 45 jump cuts in 30 seconds, FUCKKK

 

[SailorJupiter]

Spoiler: Some classic gems from her recent video

 

[Rotogravure]

So, bored Rowdy that I was... London, KY is about the same distance from Berea, which is if I recall where Beckster is. So, that makes the narrative of AL moving in alone, but closer to Becks because she "hates long distance" kind of silly.

London also has the World Chicken Festival - a thing celebrating the life of Colonel Sanders. So, that's awesome! Gorl will have activities!

 

[honeybooboochild]

I disagree. Most people with some form of intelligence would use that $24,000 working 5 hours to supplement their income. Not as a main form. Maybe she's making $50,000 a year with her YouNow. Who knows?

(Just kidding, she's broke. Lol)

Might I add....let's say she does make $2000 a month (she doesn't), you know that's gross income and not take home pay like us normal folk get. Damn near half of most people's incomes goes to taxes, 401k's (thats retirement accounts, Amber), and our health insurance plans. If she actually paid her fucking taxes and bought insurance, she wouldn't bring home more than $1000 a month meaning she couldn't support herself alone. But go ahead and keep bragging about how super successful you are, and how much money you make gurl. Meanwhile, the rest of us tax paying, insurance carrying adults will keep rolling our eyes. FYI- have fun when the tax man literally comes knocking on your front door looking for you.

 

[SpokesBottom]

New video! Summary:

- The new intro is loud and obnoxious Nightcore-esque shit with a still screen of emojis

- AL has her hair in the most ridiculous bun I've ever seen, and of course she's apologizing for looking like a dumbass without doing anything to change it

- AL said she rarely gets sick, so when she does she "acts like a titty baby" whatever the fuck that means

- ALR goes to visit Jacks (most likely in some vain attempt to make us assume she cares about her animals)

- She makes a comment about how Jacks must've missed her because he rolled around in some of the clothes that she gave Dana (once again! She gave clothes to Dana! She's a good person guys! Just in case you didn't know!)

- ALR waves a WiiMote around like a dumbass for a straight minute while they play Mario Kart

- They go out to eat! Surprise! ALR is exceedingly annoying, says "goals" five times within five seconds, smacks her lips

- They waddle around going furniture shopping

- ALR continues to be a dumbass and tells her internet audience that she carries her SS card on her at all times, despite that being one of the #1 ways people become victim to identity theft (putting the card in your wallet and then losing it.) She also doesn't blame herself for losing one of the single most important pieces of ID a person has, but instead blames whatever nameless stranger didn't return it to her. Not like she went looking for it herself, like a responsible adult.

- She got her card and is going to get an ID, that I'm sure she'll lose within a week

- She's down -.8 pounds and decided to include that for some reason

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Not really shopping for furniture, that's an Aaron's not a furniture store. They're a rental place. My theory is that Becky doesn't want to get doxed so that's why she's not letting Amberlynn move in, and also cuz she doesn't want her around all the time. But I'm thinking Amber is only getting a 6 month lease and renting furniture because she still has her sights set on moving in with Becky.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

New video up - and its only been up for an hour.

Edit: I suck - I'm still a few pages behind. Whoops! First post was a success.

 

[honeybooboochild]

Not really shopping for furniture, that's an Aaron's not a furniture store. They're a rental place. My theory is that Becky doesn't want to get doxed so that's why she's not letting Amberlynn move in, and also cuz she doesn't want her around all the time. But I'm thinking Amber is only getting a 6 month lease and renting furniture because she still has her sights set on moving in with Becky.

Is it possible that maybe becky is moving in with AMBER?!?!

 

[SisterChristian]

Becky, with that bullfrog neck, is genuinely one of the most unfortunate looking people I have ever seen.

Bullfrog neck Beck.

 

[QueenOfModerationSlay]

In that YouNow Rafe did when her and AL were fighting, Rafe said that Eric and Becs other roommate were attached at the hip with Bec, and would probably try to win AL over so then AL moves in with becky, and becky doesnt move out to live with AL.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

6

I tuned into her younow for a few minutes.
Here's what we learned:

- she DOES NOT read the farms anymore, and she's better off for it.
- she is not getting rid of her cats omg that's just a rumor.
- she was going to see rafe later, and she feels that forgiving and forgetting is super kewl and if you become friends again then great.
- she would not address where she is moving to. She only said she "wants to be closer to my girlfriend", and she is so done with long distance relationships.
- Becky is not able to return to work until her doctor gives her the go ahead.
- she doesn't feel she owes people an answer for every little bit of her life and she feels super bad for defending herself. So bad.
- she's sad Trisha left CBB and thought it was wrong of Trisha to say the U.K. Is a terrible country (wow Trisha).
- she made sure to read out loud and smugly confirm that she makes $2K per month.
- she at first denied saying that Dana and her weren't getting along, then later admitted she did. She claims Dana would not speak to her but now they're all besties again and they do super cool awesome stuff together. Totally normal.

I find it very disturbing that the DD's and Rafe are clueless about why AL wants to be all cozy and friendly....they haven't learned a bit about a cluster b person who wants them around because they are useful, not because she adores them. How much abuse does ol' shelf-butt have to heap on these people before they "get it"? What a dysfunctional horde of beasties.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

She absolutely looks bigger, especially in the face in this new video. The scale is showing that she hasn't gained a significant amount of weight so it doesn't make sense that she looks even bigger. Bloating maybe?


What an unfortunate looking individual. Christ

So she's lost a total of 11 pounds this year. Put those 11 pounds toward the 100 pounds she wanted to lose before 2018. Only 4 months left, better step up your game, gorl!

 

[citytrucks]

Not really shopping for furniture, that's an Aaron's not a furniture store. They're a rental place. My theory is that Becky doesn't want to get doxed so that's why she's not letting Amberlynn move in, and also cuz she doesn't want her around all the time. But I'm thinking Amber is only getting a 6 month lease and renting furniture because she still has her sights set on moving in with Becky.

iirc you CAN buy things at Aaron's, but there's a ridiculous markup. And, financially, it's less expensive to just outright buy furniture, because by the time you pay off the rental it's like 2x the price.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

LMAO @ 0.14 she has a 1 second clip of her fake coughing, looking into the mirror

One of her most obnoxious videos to date. And I should know; because I'm obnoxious.

 

[xoxgossipgorl]

 

[IDEK]

I noticed she has the scale at an angle so some of the feet of the scale are on a crack. It can effect accuracy a bit. What's obvious in her recent weigh in is that she is leaning on the door to make herself weigh less.

Spoiler: scales

From her recent video:

From her 7/13 vlog:

From her 7/9 vlog:

 

[Entertained409]

I noticed she has the scale at an angle so some of the feet of the scale are on a crack. It can effect accuracy a bit. What's obvious in her recent weigh in is that she is leaning on the door to make herself weigh less.

Spoiler: scales

From her recent video:

From her 7/13 vlog:

From her 7/9 vlog:

Thank you for including this. I noticed it too. Why can't she put it flat like a normal person?

 

[SailorJupiter]

She absolutely looks bigger, especially in the face in this new video. The scale is showing that she hasn't gained a significant amount of weight so it doesn't make sense that she looks even bigger. Bloating maybe?


What an unfortunate looking individual. Christ
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So she's lost a total of 11 pounds this year. Put those 11 pounds toward the 100 pounds she wanted to lose before 2018. Only 4 months left, better step up your game, gorl!

How the fuck does she keep her neck up? That much weight has to be affecting her ability to move her head / breathe