Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hotcheetospuffs]

Rafe and Hannah also fed their pets from a pile of kibble on the floor. I realize they're animals but it just seems so mean to throw food on the floor. I'm sure they end up eating hair and debris, and it also makes the house dirty. Freakin' pigs.

 

[money bunny]

Right? If you can dump pet food on the floor, you can pour it into a goddamn dish. Even if you're spherical it can't be that hard.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Rafe and Hannah also fed their pets from a pile of kibble on the floor. I realize they're animals but it just seems so mean to throw food on the floor. I'm sure they end up eating hair and debris, and it also makes the house dirty. Freakin' pigs.

That, and it's just lazy as fuck. They don't even feed their animals wet food, so it's not like a food bowl would need cleaning every single day. Fat, lazy fucks.

 

[Ambaby]

@Interventionist Hello Tammie. Question for you; Amber once said Ozzy Osbourne is in her "family tree". Who in your family/ALs Dad's family is related to Ozzie? Especially considering he is British?

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Right? If you can dump pet food on the floor, you can pour it into a goddamn dish. Even if you're spherical it can't be that hard.

Judging by the latest video, watching Becksters get off the couch in that furniture store - bending over has to be just as taxing when your body type is "sack of potatoes" - which AL, Becky & the DD's fit under.

@Interventionist Hello Tammie. Question for you; AOnce said Ozzy Osbourne is in her "family tree". Who in your family/ALs Dad's family is related to Ozzie? Especially considering he is British?

Holy shit, I completely forgot about that. Ok let's all play detective and find the YT/YN video/s where she explains exactly how she's related. lulz

 

[thejackal]

Without receipts I'm not going to believe that "someone" posted a screenshot of a convo between Amber and Rafe. If it's true, then AL is even dumber than I thought if she thought that she could hide something like that indefinitely.

Of course she fucking ordered a 10oz steak and a loaded baked potato. And of course she fucking ordered it well done. She should have saved her money and ordered chicken or a burger if she's going to have them turn her steak into a piece of shoe leather.

Just when you think her stupidity cannot get any worse she goes supernova on us and ruins a fine cut of beef by ordering it well done.

 

[SpokesBottom]

I mean, I don't know why anyone at all was even remotely surprised Amber doesn't care about her pets when she refers to them as "it." Even when she babytalks at them, she still calls them it.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

@Interventionist in Amber's 100 facts about me video some of the facts are that her father tried to kill himself in front of her several times, she was a "drug baby", and that she was molested. Any truth to any of it as far as you know?

 

[Interventionist]

I love how smugly she tells us in her "100 facts about me" video that her gap between her front teeth fixed itself, and then her teeth became "perfect" and she was told that she wouldn't have to get braces unless she wanted them (said NO dentist EVER). When she was playing Mario Cart in the last video, the angle of her "camera" painfully shows how wildly off-center her teeth are. She should have gotten braces while she was in foster care and wouldn't have had to pay for them. Cosmetically it is NOT cute, and you can see how it affects her bite/underbite. That's only going to get worse.

Do you guys think she got an ID because Becky forced her to for adulting purposes? Like maybe she expects Amber to eventually get a job or to go to the corner and fetch her a 40 oz? Obviously she's the one that drove her to the SS office, and will be the one to take her to get the ID.

"We sleep with a fan on. We can't sleep without one!" Yeah...because you guys have an established sleeping arrangement.


ETA Aunt Tammy @Interventionist: Is this real? https://ask.fm/TammieTyme

Yes , that is me!

Holy shit, I completely forgot about that. Ok let's all play detective and find the YT/YN video/s where she explains exactly how she's related. lulz

Total BS ! wow !

@Interventionist in Amber's 100 facts about me video some of the facts are that her father tried to kill himself in front of her several times, she was a "drug baby", and that she was molested. Any truth to any of it as far as you know?

As far as father trying to " kill himself" in front of her , that would be a matter of perception... In my eyes, slowly killing himself daily .. But actual " Suicide attempts " ... I'd wager No! But drugs make people do crazy things and I was not there. Amber was NOT a " drug baby" ... my sister did drugs before , after and probably several times during , knowing what I know now but as far as Amber born a " DRUG BABY " , NO! Born to parents that were returning to their drug life, YES. ( Thats when they left with Amber from Florida Keys to California )
I'm not going to speak to much on being molested ... Due to the fact I can not confirm nor deny ... guessing she is saying this about some foster parent , right?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Thanks for answering! She didn't say anything about who did it, just mentioned it as one of the fun facts that make her so quirky. You could probably debunk about 80% of the 100 facts, which include being an award winning choreographer, and predicting the death of her aunt.

 

[QueenOfModerationSlay]

interesting.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Thanks for answering! She didn't say anything about who did it, just mentioned it as one of the fun facts that make her so quirky. You could probably debunk about 80% of the 100 facts, which include being an award winning choreographer, and predicting the death of her aunt.

Oh, and I'd be delighted to hear about how everyone referred to AL as "The Golden Child" - because of how active and tan she was.

Side note on that nickname - she said she rode her bike, went swimming and was "literally obsessed" with her scooter - again, for someone who grew up with junkie parents; she sure did have a lot of shit. That's on top of her dance classes, soccer, and softball. As usual, everything completely adds up.

 

[SpokesBottom]

This might be dumb to ask but it really confuses me. Can you even be diagnosed with depression at the age of 9 like she claims she was?

Unless there's a proven family history and it's something that's been known about, it kind of seems off to me that they'd diagnose a child (who hasn't hit puberty/had a change in hormones yet) with a serious mood disorder and (probably) prescribe her heavy anti-depressants. Even when you're an adult, you don't mess around with that shit. Those pills can lead to any sort of symptoms, minor or otherwise.

Not denying that she has depression altogether yet, just that part of the story seems... weird.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

So many great moments in Furniture Shopping Vol. 1!! Destiny in her Let's Cuddle and Watch Star Wars tee, so sad that AL never did that with her, even when she got a damn shirt begging her to : (
When Hulk Hands look like gloves...AL saying the snowman cookie jar at Goodwill is her, and Destiny telling her not to break it because they don't have any money. Going to Destiny's Dad's house just to use the wifi to upload a vlog...

 

[cursebreaker]

This might be dumb to ask but it really confuses me. Can you even be diagnosed with depression at the age of 9 like she claims she was?

Unless there's a proven family history and it's something that's been known about, it kind of seems off to me that they'd diagnose a child (who hasn't hit puberty/had a change in hormones yet) with a serious mood disorder and (probably) prescribe her heavy anti-depressants. Even when you're an adult, you don't mess around with that shit. Those pills can lead to any sort of symptoms, minor or otherwise.

Not denying that she has depression altogether yet, just that part of the story seems... weird.

Really don't want to PL so under a cut:

Spoiler: powerlevel

but I can only give my anecdote that I was a very quiet child and around that age (i believe 10) I was put on wellbutrin and zoloft. I can't honestly recall being "diagnosed". It's the only thing that makes me believe her, especially because parents (or foster parents, which i was in FC at the time) can be really insistent to social workers and therapists / psychiatrists.

Bringing it up as a "quirky" thing and constantly throwing that age out there as if it makes her MORE depressed or something has always been really weird to me. If anything it should throw the diagnosis into bigger question.

 

[a dinosaur]

This might be dumb to ask but it really confuses me. Can you even be diagnosed with depression at the age of 9 like she claims she was?

Unless there's a proven family history and it's something that's been known about, it kind of seems off to me that they'd diagnose a child (who hasn't hit puberty/had a change in hormones yet) with a serious mood disorder and (probably) prescribe her heavy anti-depressants. Even when you're an adult, you don't mess around with that shit. Those pills can lead to any sort of symptoms, minor or otherwise.

Not denying that she has depression altogether yet, just that part of the story seems... weird.

Given the fact that she was hugely overweight as a kid and was taken out of her home by CPS, a diagnosis of depression (however accurate or appropriate) doesn't seem out of the realm of possibility at that age. No one looked at 9 year old, 300 pound Amber and thought "That's a mentally well-adjusted child."

 

[cursebreaker]

No one looked at 9 year old, 300 pound Amber and thought "That's a mentally well-adjusted child."

I laughed almost as obnoxiously as AL on younow at this..

 

[Octomet]

I'm pretty pumped about this paranormal story collab with Becks. I probably just enjoyed the shade when Becky said she'd go on camera for that because it would actually be interesting.
However, I change that opinion if it's not titled "Paranormal Becktivity".

 

[She Who Dealt It]

Amber claims in the 100 Facts video that she once choked on a Lifesaver candy. She goes on to explain how her mother doesn't attempt the Heimlich Manuever, but rather calls the "ambalance". She was in the paper for that one too. If that shit happened like she claimed, she was in the paper for surviving longer than anyone in history without oxygen! Have any of you either choked, or had to call an ambulance? You are brain dead after four minutes without oxygen, I believe. Who sees a choking child, finds a phone, dials a number, speaks to an operator, and the ambulance ends up arriving before the expiration of four minutes? Gorl, like whaaaat?

Also, her bragging about her three trips to Disneyland is either another lie, or just sort of depressing. Disneyland, while fun, is really just a tiny little theme park. Disney World is the big deal for most American kids and many adults.

*Edited for typos

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

interesting.

She's only had her current couch for two years?! I guess being that obese really does a number on furniture. And what was with her and D chilling on just a mattress with animals around? She likely needs a new one of those too after all this time.

Common themes:

Hideous top bun
Bathroom vlogging
Clutching onto an animal
Filming her unattractive partner sitting on couches

And we say she changes with every relationship.

Amber claims in the 100 Facts video that she once choked on a Lifesaver candy. She goes on to explain how her mother doesn't attempt the Heimlich Manuever, but rather calls the "ambalance". She was in the paper for that one too. If that shit happened like she claimed, she was in the paper for surviving longer than anyone in history without oxygen! Have any of you either choked, or had to call an ambulance? You are brain dead after four minutes without oxygen, I believe. Who sees a chocking child, finds a phone, dials a number, speaks to an operator, and the ambulance ends up arriving before the expiration of four minutes? Gorl, like whaaaat?

Also, her bragging about her three trips to Disneyland if either another lie, or just sort of depressing. Disneyland, while fun, is really just a tiny little theme park. Disney World is the big deal for most American kids and many adults.

Isn't it really common for families living near Disney to go there often anyway? I think it's more of a bragging point for kids who have to fly or drive a great distance to say they have been multiple times.