Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[She Who Dealt It]

She's only had her current couch for two years?! I guess being that obese really does a number on furniture. And what was with her and D chilling on just a mattress with animals around? She likely needs a new one of those too after all this time.

Common themes:

Hideous top bun
Bathroom vlogging
Clutching onto an animal
Filming her unattractive partner sitting on couches

And we say she changes with every relationship.



Isn't it really common for families living near Disney to go there often anyway? I think it's more of a bragging point for kids who have to fly or drive a great distance to say they have been multiple times.

Yes, kids in Virginia go to Bush Gardens a lot, and kids in California go to Disneyland. Although it may have significantly improved, during Amber's childhood Disneyland was kinda podunk compared to Disney World. Disney World was/is still a big deal for kids living in Florida. It costs a lot more, and has tons more rides, shows, dining, shopping, etc. She may have glommed on some unsuspecting kids' parents to get to go to Disney of any kind, but I suspect she meant Disney World because she's a big, fat liar. Sorry for the Disney sperging, folks.

Super basic body language studies prove her a liar as well. I wonder if she is aware of some of her tells?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She was born in Key West and lived in California so it's possible... But as a 290lb kid, I don't imagine she enjoyed many rides.

Yes, her looking up and blinking w/ one eye every time she lies, she doesn't do that on the boring facts. It's like she can't even make full eye contact with the camera.

There's must be a reason she will never say for a fact that she is moving all of her pets with her. Soooo many people have asked her on all her platforms... that and where she's moving and with whom. Every time people ask her she gets heartburn, talks to becky, or goes silent.

 

[liliput]

How the fuck does she keep her neck up? That much weight has to be affecting her ability to move her head / breathe

I once heard of a man so overweight (500lbs+) that had to have his head upright at all times by two (poor) nurses so that he wouldn't fall asleep and die of asphyxiation.

Edit: I've realized that we've seen people way over 600lbs that are bedbound but still manage to breath (albeit probably on oxygen).

 

[citytrucks]

Thanks for answering! She didn't say anything about who did it, just mentioned it as one of the fun facts that make her so quirky. You could probably debunk about 80% of the 100 facts, which include being an award winning choreographer, and predicting the death of her aunt.

perhaps there is some truth to her being molested, seeing as a majority of the people on my 600 lb life were....

also according to her ask.fm she GAINS weight eating 3k calories a day

 

[Barbarella]

When she was playing Mario Cart in the last video, the angle of her "camera" painfully shows how wildly off-center her teeth are. She should have gotten braces while she was in foster care and wouldn't have had to pay for them. Cosmetically it is NOT cute, and you can see how it affects her bite/underbite. That's only going to get worse.

Sure hasn't slowed down her eat'un any though, goals!

 

[SpokesBottom]

She mentions Disney in her "50 Random Facts About Me" video two years before, but in that video she mentions she's only been there twice, not three times like she claims in the 100 Facts.

I'm sure she could have gone in the years since, but with her being on the East Coast and not having lots of travel options that seems unlikely. In this video, it's also a lot less bragging and more "I was by myself both times I went to Disneyland" which I assume is another attempt to make us feel bad for her but in my head all I'm doing is going "uh... duh, you weighed 200lbs at 11, I doubt you would have fit on any ride."

Some other interesting bits about that video:
- She, once again, has her alleged mental/sexual/physical abuse as an "interesting fact" ("feel bad for me, guys!!!!!!! ")

- "24. I think I'm ugly" Again. Feel bad for her, guys !!!!!!

- In this video, she says she was in foster care from 9-18 and not 8-18 like she usually says

- She says in this video that she's had cellulitis 3 times, and in the 100 Facts video it's only 2 times.

- She personally admits that she gets a high from shopping, and that she used to have horrible chest pain. Yet neither of those were warning signs to her.

- "36. I wish my aunt would forgive me." Maybe if you weren't such a compulsive liar and actually tried to own up to your shit, she would.

- She's claiming that her "nationality" is Portuguese... either she meant to say "ethnicity" or she's trying to tell us she's a legitimate citizen of Portugal. This one doesn't seem that weird to me since I've seen plenty of light-skinned Portuguese but just because she lies so much about stupid stuff, I wanted to ask @Interventionist if this part is true. Are you or your sister Portuguese, and if not do you know if ALR's dad is?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

- She's claiming that her "nationality" is Portuguese... either she meant to say "ethnicity" or she's trying to tell us she's a legitimate citizen of Portugal. This one doesn't seem that weird to me since I've seen plenty of light-skinned Portuguese but just because she lies so much about stupid stuff, I wanted to ask @Interventionist if this part is true. Are you or your sister Portuguese, and if not do you know if ALR's dad is?[/QUOTE]

Aunt Tammie answered this awhile back.

 

[Bunny]

perhaps there is some truth to her being molested, seeing as a majority of the people on my 600 lb life were....

also according to her ask.fm she GAINS weight eating 3k calories a day

mte it could explain her massive weight gain at such a young age.

 

[IDEK]

AL claims it was a family member.

Spoiler: Also, I came across these

 

[Clown Baby]

- In this video, she says she was in foster care from 9-18 and not 8-18 like she usually says

Thanks for mentioning this. So in the past she's told a story about getting her nose pierced at 12 and being with her dad. She also said that she was living with both her parents at 14 (when her mom found a note in her jeans pocket that outed her) and 16.

@Interventionist Tammie, I'm sorry if you've answered this before but how long was Amber actually in foster care? She makes it seem like it was 9 years straight but then has several conflicting timelines.

 

[ricecake]

I mean, who hasn't ea'un a little bit of road meth?

 

[Bitchboy95]

Full moon tonight. Damn she's hardcore.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Just one in the pink for our dainty little piggy and her tiny hole.

 

[Assgardian]

AL claims it was a family member.

Spoiler: Also, I came across these

Edit my mobile is sperging.

She views questions about her life as a creative writing prompt like it's high school English. Just like a teenager she can't decide if she prefers a sad, dramatic life or a life people would envy.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Edit my mobile is sperging.

She views questions about her life as a creative writing prompt like it's high school English. Just like a teenager she can't decide if she prefers a sad, dramatic life or a life people would envy.

And she gets an F for not answering in complete sentences, being vague, and skipping parts of questions.

 

[Broken Pussy]

And she gets an F for not answering in complete sentences, being vague, and skipping parts of questions.

She is a terrible writer. That F is well deserved.

 

[London Raine]

iirc you CAN buy things at Aaron's, but there's a ridiculous markup. And, financially, it's less expensive to just outright buy furniture, because by the time you pay off the rental it's like 2x the price.

Absolutely. And most places (Sears, More Furniture, etc) have 90 day no interest plans (if you qualify). That's really the way to go unless you're loaded. I just can't imagine renting furniture or paying double the market price.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

I hate to say this but if Amber gets rid of Wasabi and Rarity, she'll probably get a kitten couple months later with some lousy excuses.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Why does she keep getting cats? She doesn't seem to like them, or at least not as much as Twinkie. (Let alone she shouldn't have pets due to an unstable lifestyle and laziness)

 

[Chickenpox]

I hate to say this but if Amber gets rid of Wasabi and Rarity, she'll probably get a kitten couple months later with some lousy excuses.

Are those poor cats really at Rafes? I would never give my cats to a person who did a shittalk about me or had a fight with. But Hamber is simple in so many ways. And yes she will def. get a new "kitty". Uuugh I really hate people who buy pets like toys. Soon, when she will get a new GF, because we all know Becks is not 4-ever gooorls, she will get those new kittys away as usually.