Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

Reminds me of when Peter Griffin decided to try his hand at erotic novels.

Plenty of us have celebrity crushes,(slight PL...my screen name gives mine away), but the obsession Becky and Big Al seem to have really gives me the creeps. I could almost see a Misery scenario playing out.

 

[cruelsound]

Everything's coming up Amberlynn.

 

[SuperMorbidlyBAE]

That table of contents is like an entire list of possible new pet names.

Was thinking the same thing. She used the word "prism" twice in the table of contents!! That was one of the "beautiful" names on her list of new kitty names for that tiny cat they only had for like a brief sec before giving away. (8:15 minute mark)

 

[honeybooboochild]

Big Gurl had to get her food talk in there too.

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She talks about food several more times. Later in the 'book' (I use that loosely here), she talks about being 'starved' from not eatun all day. She orders salmon, baked potato, and asparagus and then steak, baked potato, and asparagus during dinner outings.
I might add that Kate's housekeeping Rosie, is a 'Mexican woman with a Mexican accent' who makes good sandwiches. You know, because in Ambers racist world, housekeepers are always Mexican and using the 'n word' is acceptable.

 

[JayBlue]

AL's writing and grammar is so bad it hurts. I only read 3 of the pages that were posted and I couldn't finish it. Did someone actually tell her that she's a good writer? That person probably feels bad for her. Also the sex is cringe worthy. I'm a lesbian and reading this grossed me out.

 

[SpokesBottom]

Can someone make a compilation of all the times AL talks about being "blessed with the gift of writing" spliced with segments of someone reading parts of her stories?

I wouldn't make fun of her writing if she wasn't so conceited about how amazing she is when in reality she has the lexicon of a fourth grader, but here we are.

 

[Kitkatty]

I started sketching out how the toilet scene would appear. It quickly turned into a noodle soup of tentacle limbs attempting some advanced Kama Sutra technique.
Maybe I just read it wrong and I've been sexing incorrectly all this time.

 

[C3PBRO]

I put the first chapter through a readability calculator, and it determined that Puzzled Together & Airplane Orgasms has a Flesch Kincaid Grade level of 3.44.

Spoiler: What's that though?

Flesch Kincaid rates text on a U.S. school grade level. For example, a score of 8.0 means that an eighth grader can understand the document. For most documents, aim for a score of approximately 7.0 to 8.0.

In short,

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

"I'm not that great at math, I mean I am if I try. 8x8 is 64 I think? I'm not that great with multiplication."

Now I totally get why people call her the human calculator. :late:

 

[elliebell]

So, since Amber is obviously Blake in this story... and she starts off as an exotic dancer who doesn't really want to be in that line of work, but must for survival... I'm wondering if she's pulling that from her own life, confirming her work as a cam girl on a feeder site? We've all speculated she's doing that... and the line where she says her line of work isn't a big deal, but admits she may be lying to herself about that feels sort of authentic to me? Maybe?

Or I'm just putting way too much thought into it.

 

[formerfatcow]

So, since Amber is obviously Blake in this story... and she starts off as an exotic dancer who doesn't really want to be in that line of work, but must for survival... I'm wondering if she's pulling that from her own life, confirming her work as a cam girl on a feeder site? We've all speculated she's doing that... and the line where she says her line of work isn't a big deal, but admits she may be lying to herself about that feels sort of authentic to me? Maybe?

Or I'm just putting way too much thought into it.

Could be taking inspiration from one of her favorite role models- Trisha Paytas, who constantly talks about her past as a stripper and escort.

Speaking of role models, not sure if this has been shared yet here

Because self-inflicted morbid obesity from a self-proclaimed food addiction is just like cancer. The difference, AL, is that a cancer patient has cancer regardless of their life choices (some exceptions but irrelevant here), you are morbidly obese because of your own life choices. You don't need chemo, you just need to stop eating. You've had every chance to become a healthy person and you've scoffed at the idea while scarfing down more baked potatoes and hot cheetos. What are people supposed to see you as a role model for? Losing weight? Maintaining genuine friendships and relationships? Having a job and contributing positively to society? You've never managed to do any of those things. The only was you inspire people is by being the opposite of a role model. You're a brilliant display of all the traits and characteristics people should strive to eliminate from themselves- lazy, greedy, selfish, narcissistic, and extremely unhygienic.

 

[Xenomorph]

Could be taking inspiration from one of her favorite role models- Trisha Paytas, who constantly talks about her past as a stripper and escort.

Speaking of role models, not sure if this has been shared yet here

Because self-inflicted morbid obesity from a self-proclaimed food addiction is just like cancer. The difference, AL, is that a cancer patient has cancer regardless of their life choices (some exceptions but irrelevant here), you are morbidly obese because of your own life choices. You don't need chemo, you just need to stop eating. You've had every chance to become a healthy person and you've scoffed at the idea while scarfing down more baked potatoes and hot cheetos. What are people supposed to see you as a role model for? Losing weight? Maintaining genuine friendships and relationships? Having a job and contributing positively to society? You've never managed to do any of those things. The only was you inspire people is by being the opposite of a role model. You're a brilliant display of all the traits and characteristics people should strive to eliminate from themselves- lazy, greedy, selfish, narcissistic, and extremely unhygienic.

Only thing she serves for is a cautionary tale.

 

[Derpaherp]

Hahaha.

I so badly wanna hear her response to the cats and the Twinkie peeing in the room.

 

[Assgardian]

So, since Amber is obviously Blake in this story... and she starts off as an exotic dancer who doesn't really want to be in that line of work, but must for survival... I'm wondering if she's pulling that from her own life, confirming her work as a cam girl on a feeder site? We've all speculated she's doing that... and the line where she says her line of work isn't a big deal, but admits she may be lying to herself about that feels sort of authentic to me? Maybe?

Or I'm just putting way too much thought into it.

I dunno, sad, bitter stripper is a pretty common role for basic bitch writers ro use. Especially in a romance novel where she wants to lazily give readers the impression that her chatacter is ~sexy and deep~.

I would say it's more likely that she fantasizes about having the body fpr exotic dancing while simultaneously having a narrow-minded view of the profession.

 

[formerfatcow]

Maybe for Becky. Can't wait to see Becky move all of AL's shit while AL holds the camera in the next vlog!

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Could someone help me locate that supposed catfish pic of Density? Thanks.

 

[formerfatcow]

Could someone help me locate that supposed catfish pic of Density? Thanks.

First post on page 505

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

First post on page 505

Thank you very much. I wanted to see it again as I found it interesting that Lacey is a favorite name of AL's for a cat.

 

[Dovahshit]

Could be taking inspiration from one of her favorite role models- Trisha Paytas, who constantly talks about her past as a stripper and escort.

Speaking of role models, not sure if this has been shared yet here

Because self-inflicted morbid obesity from a self-proclaimed food addiction is just like cancer. The difference, AL, is that a cancer patient has cancer regardless of their life choices (some exceptions but irrelevant here), you are morbidly obese because of your own life choices. You don't need chemo, you just need to stop eating. You've had every chance to become a healthy person and you've scoffed at the idea while scarfing down more baked potatoes and hot cheetos. What are people supposed to see you as a role model for? Losing weight? Maintaining genuine friendships and relationships? Having a job and contributing positively to society? You've never managed to do any of those things. The only was you inspire people is by being the opposite of a role model. You're a brilliant display of all the traits and characteristics people should strive to eliminate from themselves- lazy, greedy, selfish, narcissistic, and extremely unhygienic.

"you're a shallow heart" classic writing there, amber

 

[Knife in a Spoon Drawer]

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Eye roll.

At this point, I'm hoping she moves in to the KY LGBT Big Brother house sans cats because I have zero interest left at this point. Gimme some snarky gay men who will turn on her in a heart beat and my ass will be on the edge of my seat.

What the hell does this guy know??? I bet he's never lost 89, pretty much 100 pounds once!