Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 552 15.7%
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    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,625 74.4%

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I hope Thumb is a good driver because god damn.. shes so close to the dashboard that is in no way safe, even if Becky brake checked someone amber could smash her knees in it.
im pretty sure she has enough protection, according to snapchat shes now 481.8lbs but i wouldnt be surprised if she was much bigger she has obbiously gained quite a bit lately you can see it in her face and double chin. Also her ankle rolls didnt drop down that low until recently
 
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And where the hell do I get a mirror that does that?

Is this just angles? The top one is from Snapchat so I presume is "reality" or was that just an extreme angle in the other direction? I'm not just being an arsehole; the bottom pic makes no sense unless it's maybe edited? Or do some stores have mirrors specifically designed to make all punters look thinner?
 
@acceptable I need one o them reverse diets then...

(I should've provided context, soz. Its hard to tell exactly when, but these two photos are only a few days apart, the thinner one is from a vid posted I think two days after the Snapchat. So either that mirror is magic or she's found the world's most efficient diet. Don't think you lose that much that fast if you die!)
 
In that clip of her doing her Body Rolls Dance or w/e she barely even lifts her feet off the ground, like I was surprised when she picked her left foot up and how quickly it met the floor again...She must drag her feet when she walks, luhterally.

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Seeing how she almost tips over after the Body Rolls Dance, I wonder if the people around her ever worry that they'll have to help her up after she tips one day? Specifically Becky, she was bragging about how mobile AL is (best characteristic in a partner lesssberealll) and how she does everything for herself.

How does she REALLY feel about Amber's weight? She can't be that delusional, but that's me being :optimistic:.
 
In that clip of her doing her Body Rolls Dance or w/e she barely even lifts her feet off the ground, like I was surprised when she picked her left foot up and how quickly it met the floor again...She must drag her feet when she walks, luhterally.

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Seeing how she almost tips over after the Body Rolls Dance, I wonder if the people around her ever worry that they'll have to help her up after she tips one day? Specifically Becky, she was bragging about how mobile AL is (best characteristic in a partner lesssberealll) and how she does everything for herself.

How does she REALLY feel about Amber's weight? She can't be that delusional, but that's me being :optimistic:.
If I saw a 40 year old appearing 500 lb woman wearing cat ears and a teensy weeny backpack dancing like this in the bakery department the first thing that would come to mind is mental illness,
 
If I saw a 40 year old appearing 500 lb woman wearing cat ears and a teensy weeny backpack dancing like this in the bakery department the first thing that would come to mind is mental illness,
That would be a completely logical conclusion. If Amber were to actually go to the doctor, it's likely that she would be diagnosed with one or more mental illnesses.
 
Specifically Becky, she was bragging about how mobile AL is (best characteristic in a partner lesssberealll) and how she does everything for herself.

How does she REALLY feel about Amber's weight? She can't be that delusional, but that's me being :optimistic:.

Isn't she embarrassed to be bragging about how her supposed girlfriend is able to do normal human activities? "Yep, she can wipe her own ass and everything, ma! I've struck gold, I have."

Reminds me of that one super obese woman who was bragging about how she can touch her toes and sit up in a hospital bed without the use of the controls. Oh yea, no problems here, see? I can touch my toes. It's all good.
 
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And where the hell do I get a mirror that does that?

Is this just angles? The top one is from Snapchat so I presume is "reality" or was that just an extreme angle in the other direction? I'm not just being an arsehole; the bottom pic makes no sense unless it's maybe edited? Or do some stores have mirrors specifically designed to make all punters look thinner?
I believe most of what's happening here is her typical fat girl illusions. The cardigan is kind of hiding how far her rolls stick out and she's cut off her legs which are easily the fattest part of her. Her torso in particular isn't too broad looking from the front, but as soon as she turns at even a slight angle (as in the Snapchat dancing video), you get the full AL experience.
 
I hope Thumb is a good driver because god damn.. shes so close to the dashboard that is in no way safe, even if Becky brake checked someone amber could smash her knees in it.

Big Al is one big massive air bag. With that waterbed she calls a gut I doubt her knees would ever see the dash.
 
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