Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Rotogravure]

There is no way that this is real life

Don't worry, I'm FAIRLY sure she said it was because she likes to eat lemons. So, totally ok and normal. Fersure.

 

[princess azula]

If you're gonna promote videos, at least contribute to the thread and not just post to get views. Same goes to @HXMBER


Apparently, there's a white board with a notice about needing to do taxes in the Supporting Cast thread. Someone speculated it could be Becky or AL going to do their taxes since The Gays™ already did theirs.

Amberlynn doing a DSP with a "TAX EMERGENCY" video when?

I'm guessing they're Becky's 2017 taxes. Amber does so little in her videos and finds it both physically and intellectually strenuous to do almost anything, so, much in the fashion of DSP, I feel like if they were Amber's taxes she wouldn't be able to resist talking about how "exhausted" she is working on them and how it's "sooooo hard you don't even understand" to be self-employed.

 

[BeebTheMilch]

Soon, this is all we'll be able to see of Amber in her vids and pics.

Is it just me, or does that kid seem like a fucking nightmare? I always thought it would suck to have a kid that was not only badly behaved, but also, not cute.

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[Rotogravure]

Is it just me, or does that kid seem like a fucking nightmare? I always thought it would suck to have a kid that was not only badly behaved, but also, not cute.

Honestly, it's really difficult for us to know how much of it is "real" versus "hey there's a fucking camera! you're filming! i'm gonna ham it up!" mentality + "you're not my mom, or even related to me! take that!"

 

[89elbees]

Soon, this is all we'll be able to see of Amber in her vids and pics.

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I'm pretty sure this was flashed on screen during the boat through hell scene in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at least twice

Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly Reaper mowing?

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

Soon, this is all we'll be able to see of Amber in her vids and pics.

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That is fucking horrific

There is no way that this is real life

Yikes, but according to Hamberlynn, Becky has what everyone wants....blue eyes/dark hair. Never mind her fucked up teeth, fupa, and unfortunate neck/chin situation.

 

[89elbees]

There is no way that this is real life

Genuinely interested in how much dental neglect is involved in teeth becoming that yellow. Even if you're an avid coffee/red wine drinker, if you just brush on a normal basis and don't bother with any kind of whitening, they won't look even half that bad

 

[formerfatcow]

Genuinely interested in how much dental neglect is involved in teeth becoming that yellow. Even if you're an avid coffee/red wine drinker, if you just brush on a normal basis and don't bother with any kind of whitening, they won't look even half that bad

AL can't remember to take her makeup off before she goes to sleep, I doubt they're brushing their teeth before bed. AL also can't remember to bring a clean change of clothes to Becky's sister's house when they're staying there for three days, so I wouldn't be surprised if they forgot to bring toothbrushes too.

 

[Croissants]

“I made that bitch famous” lol

 

[formerfatcow]

“I made that bitch famous” lol

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Posted alongside 10 other snaps of Amberisms.

If anyone is able to archive them please do so.

 

[Chris Evans]

I could only grab screencaps, hopefully someone else is able to archive the full video.

 

[parallelogram]

For fuck’s sake, Amber. Way to rise above the “haydurs.” Also disappointed at the lack of a “haydurs” chyron in those snaps.

 

[CindyChafe]

Hooooolyyyyy shit she needs to call that therapist. Stat.

 

[666EVE666]

I could only grab screencaps, hopefully someone else is able to archive the full video.

Gotta increase my fame gorl:

 

[Ungern]

Is this what a psychotic break looks like? Holy shit, guess the last few jokes in the Amberisms thread were too much for her mind. Gorl needs help.

 

[Malibougie]

That shit was horrific. I was dying during the “y’all” snap. The snap filter didn’t know where to put the choker because she has no neck. Lmao

She says she is just “being dumbl”, but she is the one who has said all of that seriously. Jokes on you AL. It did make you look dumb. Mission accomplished Gorl.

 

[classtrash]

Gotta increase my fame gorl:

Call me optimistic, but I was hoping the screenshots before this video were just edits. AL, you're sitting awake in your squalor at 3:40a.m chatting into snapchat filters saying things discussed here just "as a joke." She's right y'all, her life is a joke. She's showing the few fans that she has left that she's been caught out on the dumbest little lies. Who lies about not liking bacon when they can't stop shoving microwaved bacon into their 500lb frame?!

Also, does anyone feel bad for Becky at this point? Freebecky? No, let her sit in the squalor she has always wanted. We've seen the screenshots of her talking about her ex's shitty underwear. We've seen her try to manipulate opinions. We've seen her get snappy when Rafe wanted to get Rarity spayed. Maybe AL has some life insurance and Becky is rubbing her greedy fat hands at the thought of a payout when AL eats herself to death. All about that snapback and lemon life ya'll. Tiny teef 4lyf

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

"Roller bladding"

 

[Entertained409]

Is this what a psychotic break looks like? Holy shit, guess the last few jokes in the Amberisms thread were too much for her mind. Gorl needs help.

My mind is blown by her lack of self awareness! She truly does need a professional to sit her down and tell her that what she’s doing is neither normal, nor is it okay. This latest string of snaps further proves her delusion... This shit isn’t funny Big AL, this is your actual sad life.

 

[Scaleghost]

It's really interesting how Hamber has declared that she won't listen to anybody's advice on weight loss simply because certain subscriber suggestions conflicted with one another - for instance, "Some people say you should have a cheat day and some people say you shouldn't have a cheat day!" Gorl, the depth of your delusion cannot sink to such lows. Every meal is a cheat meal for you. Do you honestly believe you should be having a cheat day at all when you're trying to lose weight as a 500lb woman? It doesn't require a great deal of thought, if you can't control yourself from binge-eating then don't have foods that you can binge on in the house!
She doesn't need to count calories, you see, this is how she dropped the famed 89 elbees.

Don't forget that she also won't take any advice because she doesn't believe her hateursss are doctors. It's totally not common sense that if you're mentally ill you should already be in therapy, you will die in 5 years if you don't lose weight and you won't succeed in that if you're eating slops. Totally only a doctor can know that.
To be fair, right now she doesn't need to count calories. She could eat a pretty satisfying amount of healthy food and still lose weight. 1300 calories is way too little for her and it's no wonder she goes right back to binging.