Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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a GORL and her EGG ALLERGY: an amberlynn saga
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“iVe hAD aN EgG aLleRgY SinCe a LiTtlE GoRl” lmaoo she lies about the most stupid irrelevant shit ever.
Oh, I see now. Amber's not fat, she's just been having an ongoing allergic reaction to eggs since she was a child that caused her to swell up like a balloon. You would think the doctor would have prescribed her some antihistamines.
 
Am fairly new to this tire fire, in what situations & with what people around has she lost weight in the past? I assume she gained it all back. What are her big patterns? Besides horizontal stripes.
There’s only been one known bout of significant weight loss (the now infamous 89lbs), which occurred when she was with her ex-girlfriend Krystle. They lived with Krystles parents, so it’s been speculated that her parents took responsibility for all the food related decisions, basically forcing Big Al on a diet.
 
There’s only been one known bout of significant weight loss (the now infamous 89lbs), which occurred when she was with her ex-girlfriend Krystle. They lived with Krystles parents, so it’s been speculated that her parents took responsibility for all the food related decisions, basically forcing Big Al on a diet.

Ahhhh. the 89 ellbees, I suppose. And how long ago was that?
 
Ahhhh. the 89 ellbees, I suppose. And how long ago was that?
2010/2011

There’s only been one known bout of significant weight loss (the now infamous 89lbs), which occurred when she was with her ex-girlfriend Krystle. They lived with Krystles parents, so it’s been speculated that her parents took responsibility for all the food related decisions, basically forcing Big Al on a diet.

AL talked about her 89elbees in a vlog during the Krystle era. She said she did it eating nothing but microwave meals. 1,500 calories one day and maybe 3,000 the next on chips and bars. It’s ok though because #dietsoda It’s in her vlog titled “Why I will never get weight loss surgery”. Basically in a nutshell she said she would never ever get it because she likes cake.
 
I'm willing to bet her parents think it looks good on her and that's why she keeps it that way. She's autistic (this isn't speculation, it's obvious) so I'm sure her parents influence a lot of her decision making.

People with autism tend to have a lot of sensory issues. They almost always will choose comfortable clothes over "appropriate" clothes. I don't think we've seen Krystle in anything besides fairly loose fitting t-shirts and pants. Many people with autism have discomfort when having their hair pulled/pinned back/up, so having bangs allows her to wear her hair loose and unpinned without it falling in her eyes (still looks messy but functionally it works, she can see). Autism also presents with a general disregard for hygiene, so the bangs are a style that can be maintained with minimal brushing and basically no styling. Not to mention if Krystle really has the self-image and social-anxiety issues AL has hinted at, her hair is probably a security blanket of sorts for her. Also, people with autism just aren't fond of change. They like routine and predictability.

There's a lot of reasons why Krystle has kept that awful haircut for years and all of them have to do with autism but I don't think it has much to do with her parents liking how it looks. I think they probably realize that it makes her happy and comfortable and they've decided to pick their battles.
 
So there's an episode of My 600 Lb Life airing right now and the woman they're featuring is 25, claims to be 600 pounds, and honest to god looks smaller than our 494 elbee gorl AL... :stress:
Yeah... I'm watching it now. She even climbs the stairs like Amber said she did when they were at Destiny's moms house... crawling up them on all fours.
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But for real. Amber seriously looks like she's bigger than this chick.
 
a GORL and her EGG ALLERGY: an amberlynn saga
https://youtu.be/AkEbFXdWHF8View attachment 413807

I've been waiting for this! Thank you! I loved the precooked bacon
compilation and the egg one didn't disappoint.

“iVe hAD aN EgG aLleRgY SinCe a LiTtlE GoRl” lmaoo she lies about the most stupid irrelevant shit ever.

Her chronic lying is hilarious. It's always either about pointless stuff or things that are too obvious to deny. I think she lies about food allergies or dislikes to keep up the illusion that she usually doesn't eat that much and eats mostly healthy. That way, if she films herself eating "bad" food, she can assure her audience that it's a rare occassion. Notice bacon is high in sodium, and eggs and bacon are high in fat- two things AL views as dieting rivals. what makes the egg thing especially hilarious is that they're nutritious and low calorie.

The lies about what and how much she consumes is about as convincing as Amy Slaton claiming that she doesn't eat that much.
 
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