Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Long time lurker]

has endless money for her own indulgences and it doesn't extend to her "furbabies".

Her indulgences are the reason we have this subforum. She indulges Twinkie too - by feeding her table scraps, by allowing her to sleep with them for as long as she and Becky sleep, by carrying Twinkie on her lap everywhere they take her.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't their a vlog where she showed her cats eating out of huge dog bowls?

Yes. I think her reasoning was "big is better". IIRC, on the video before the one with the big bowls she opened up cans of food and let the cats eat out of the cans.
When people commented about that, she got the huge bowls, probably thinking that getting the biggest bowls she could get would show how much she loves her fur babies.

Big Al is a cunt, but whoever called animal control is a bigger cunt. Her pets may be overweight but they’re fed, warm, and safe. In a shelter they risk being euthanised or placed with a truly abusive household

Another post that needs to be pinned to the top of this subforum.

I’m confused about wether or not al wants weight loss surgery. To begin with she said she didn’t want it because it was dangerous. Then she said she couldn’t get it because of the price and on sc she was talking about how lucky the people on my 600lbs life are and how if she was given that opportunity she would cherish it more than them. But then when someone asked why, if she makes so much money, she doesn’t just save up for it and she replies by saying she doesn’t want to get the surgery. Does she really not want it or is she just being a baby?

I don't think she wants to lose weight, but she's at a point where her wants need to be disregarded because she needs to lose some weight.

Amber is past the point that any surgeon will take her as a patient, and this has been true for more than a year now.
Operating on her is a logistical nightmare - anesthesia is calculated by weight, but she's so heavy, the amount of drugs necessary to knock her out can kill her. On top of that there is her lungs, which have been functioning badly for at least as long as she's been with Becky.
God only knows how badly other of her organs are working - damaged liver and kidneys will also make the surgery trickier. Then we have things like cholesterol levels, probable (pre)diabetes condition and on and on...

Can she still find a team willing to do the surgery on her? Probably, but she'll pay dearly for it, either with money* or her life. The problem is that Amber doesn't understand the concept of future - asking her to save is ludicrous. In her head, if she doesn't have the money NOW, she won't ever had the money.

*Some time ago, a Farmer did some calculations on how much it would cost for Amber to get the surgery and it was a lot of money. Amber can only produce "good hits" on YT by accident once in a blue moon.

Surgery would lessen the cravings, thus making her main excuse void. She’d have to completely change her life, from eating less to getting back on track career-wise. No more lying around, no more day-long TV binges, no more daily excursions to the mall in search of stickers. Amber would have to grow up.

No, surgery isn't the magic pill you think it is. It will not lessen the cravings. It will not force her to do any of the things you mentioned.
I know of many, many people who have the surgery and end up with chronic malnutrition and little to no weight loss. Don't believe me? Take a look at the Boogie thread. He had surgery last year.

getting back on track career-wise

I need to address this separately. Getting back on track? Amber never, ever had a "career", she can't get back on track to something she never had.

In case you're new to Amber, her first job was around (I want to say) 2015 when she would force Destiny to take her along to D's job. Eventually, out of pity (and probably because they were fed up with that annoying blob taking space and disrupting the job flow) the folks at the retirement place gave her a part time job (I think she was to bring the folks in the home food?). That lasted MAYBE 6 months.

After that they moved to Kentucky and she got a job at a call center? data center? (I'm not sure). She kept the job for less than 4 months. And thus ended Amber's "career".

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

I really hope she buys a fake one. There are tells that a bag is fake - won't say here because Hamber will read it, but she is too lazy and stupid to Google search it for herself. I hope she buys a fake one for a "discounted" price that's still way too much money.

Whether she buys a fake one knowing it is fake and tries to pass it off as real, or whether she buys a fake one thinking it is actually real, the end result is the same - she will read a bunch of "haters" telling her that her gawdy bag is a fake piece of shit.

 

[traviesa]

that cheesecake factory vlog ended so abruptly, i hate when people do that

 

[Whatthefuck]

that cheesecake factory vlog ended so abruptly, i hate when people do that

Come on now, you don't expect our gorl to put actual effort into her content do you? She bought an HD camera and a new laptop neither of which she's bothered learning to use properly. You can't expect her to use that equipment for decent editing. There's been no evidence of it thus far.

 

[NoCupcakesForYou]

In Amberlynn’s new vlog, Becky and her just tossed aside the skinnylicious menu likes it’s nothing. They didn’t even bother to choose healthy yikes. How can her fans not understand that she’s trolling with us about losing weight?

 

[ET 599]

I'm going to need a recording of some ambitious Kiwi giving this the poetic reading it deserves.

I got you fam, will be up by tonight

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Surgery would lessen the cravings, thus making her main excuse void.

While it doesn't lessen the cravings, I learned on My 600lb Life that it does stop you from feeling hungry for a few months. Which can work in someone's favor while they're adjusting to their new diet. However that would be lost on Amber. Even when she was on those Phentermine pills and said she wasn't hungry she was still eating (not that there's anything wrong with that, you need to eat) but she was eating unhealthy shit.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

In Amberlynn’s new vlog, Becky and her just tossed aside the skinnylicious menu likes it’s nothing. They didn’t even bother to choose healthy yikes. How can her fans not understand that she’s trolling with us about losing weight?

Oh boy !she sure trolled me hard by being 520 pounds and eating at cheese cake factory! How can I everever recover from this?

 

[ET 599]

This was fun to do. Apologies for the background noise, my microphone is super low quality.

 

[Starve Hamber]

This was fun to do. Apologies for the background noise, my microphone is super low quality.

Artfully read my good sir.

 

[Ozul]

I know it's said here a lot that AL's personality has changed since moving from Dusty to Becks, but I hadn't really noticed the change. I guess it's because I've been watching for so long that didn't see the small changes happening. Until today that is, I went back and watched some videos from 2016. It's really like two different people, she used to be so much more outgoing and enthusiastic about life. Yeah, she was still failing, but she at least had a better attitude and was actually a bit more likeable.
She's the kind of person that can never be single, she always had to be in a relationship. Becky was nothing but a rebound but she's still holding on because she's scared of being alone. They really do seem to bring out the worst in each other. At least with Dusty she had a job for a little while, but with Becky all she has done is gain weight and become more depressed.
I hope they break up soon for the sake of both of them.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I want her to just bite the bullet and get a fuckin' Birkin.

 

[Ellana]

This was fun to do. Apologies for the background noise, my microphone is super low quality.

If she passes in the near future, this needs to be in the OP of her featured thread.

That was pure art, sir. Worthy of a Semper Fi

 

[freebecky]

I know it's said here a lot that AL's personality has changed since moving from Dusty to Becks, but I hadn't really noticed the change. I guess it's because I've been watching for so long that didn't see the small changes happening. Until today that is, I went back and watched some videos from 2016. It's really like two different people, she used to be so much more outgoing and enthusiastic about life. Yeah, she was still failing, but she at least had a better attitude and was actually a bit more likeable.
She's the kind of person that can never be single, she always had to be in a relationship. Becky was nothing but a rebound but she's still holding on because she's scared of being alone. They really do seem to bring out the worst in each other. At least with Dusty she had a job for a little while, but with Becky all she has done is gain weight and become more depressed.
I hope they break up soon for the sake of both of them.

I think AL is 100% ready to move on but waiting to finalize the move to her next victim. Her recent tweets seem like she is talking about/to someone other than Becky.

 

[angelicbitch]

I think AL is 100% ready to move on but waiting to finalize the move to her next victim. Her recent tweets seem like she is talking about/to someone other than Becky.

She vague tweets a lot. And half of those tweets were just song lyrics.

The only tweets that could hold weight regarding their relationship would be the ones where Amber retweeted people telling her to move out of Kentucky. We all know she's probably begging Becky to move back to Florida with Destiny.

 

[freebecky]

She vague tweets a lot. And half of those tweets were just song lyrics.

The only tweets that could hold weight regarding their relationship would be the ones where Amber retweeted people telling her to move out of Kentucky. We all know she's probably begging Becky to move back to Florida with Destiny.

I think those are telling, too, though I think they are more in line with her delusional belief that she is a real YT vlogger and "Shane Dawson watches my videos." On the other hand, these vague/flirtatious tweets are popping more. Just saying, "I believe we secretly love each other" is interesting and reminiscent of the days she was with Kasey but flirting with Krystle.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I think AL is making up the visit from Animal Control and that Eric is in on it. I think she saw null on here condemning people that would call, and she thought if she acted like she's being harassed she could get some kiwis in trouble. Just my theory.

I think those are telling, too, though I think they are more in line with her delusional belief that she is a real YT vlogger and "Shane Dawson watches my videos." On the other hand, these vague/flirtatious tweets are popping more. Just saying, "I believe we secretly love each other" is interesting and reminiscent of the days she was with Kasey but flirting with Krystle.

That's how it started with Krystle, vague tweeting during her relationship with Kasey.

 

[ADHD]

Do Amber and Becky even spend enough time apart for Amber to be able to look for a new girlfriend?

 

[angelicbitch]

I think those are telling, too, though I think they are more in line with her delusional belief that she is a real YT vlogger and "Shane Dawson watches my videos." On the other hand, these vague/flirtatious tweets are popping more. Just saying, "I believe we secretly love each other" is interesting and reminiscent of the days she was with Kasey but flirting with Krystle.

I thought that too, but Amber retweets a bunch of word vomit. Her timeline is a mess of tumblr edgy quotes and vague tweets.

When she was with Kasey, she made it pretty clear to everyone on FB (including Kasey and her family) that she was unhappy with her and in love with someone else. Amber keeps shoving it down people's throats that she loves Becky and Becky loves her.

Unless she's having some fling with her secret friend of 8 years, I doubt that she's looking for/is interested in anyone else because as @ADHD said, they're together far too much. Whether it's eating out, or playing board games, or playing the Wii, or watching DVDs... Amber wouldn't really find the time to text someone back that much without Becky becoming suspicious and letting Eric put her on blast like the dirty panties girl.

 

[disintegration]

Probably a completely horseshit thought but wouldn't she make more money actually losing weight? Although, I suppose flailing around Walmart or TJ Maxx can be entertaining to some...can you imagine actual weight loss and life changes? She'd be sponsored by Fit shoot crap out of your ass Tea in a heart beat.

Edited because of Lunesta.