Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,633 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,537
Good lord.... even the camo top doesn't help, she mentions that with all the weight gain it's hard for her to walk around to shop, but still goes to eat out afterward despite having said she has snacks in the car.
I worry.
You think the mirrors in Torrid are bigger than normal changing room mirrors?

I’m confused about wether or not al wants weight loss surgery. To begin with she said she didn’t want it because it was dangerous. Then she said she couldn’t get it because of the price and on sc she was talking about how lucky the people on my 600lbs life are and how if she was given that opportunity she would cherish it more than them. But then when someone asked why, if she makes so much money, she doesn’t just save up for it and she replies by saying she doesn’t want to get the surgery. Does she really not want it or is she just being a baby?
Why would she get weight loss surgery, she’s literally her own cash cow.
 
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She's so fat it's physically impossible for her to close her legs now. They do that weird bowing thing you see on My 600 lb Life right around the time someone becomes immobile and their legs go full splitsies.

My first thought was the pants from that Janelle Monae video:
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solemnly made this account to say she did indeed inspire me:

to eat less
evaluate my diet
and fucking workout so I never end up like that

long time lurker here
lurk more

Good lord.... even the camo top doesn't help, she mentions that with all the weight gain it's hard for her to walk around to shop, but still goes to eat out afterward despite having said she has snacks in the car.
I worry.

i can hear the poof she sits on cracking
 
Good lord.... even the camo top doesn't help, she mentions that with all the weight gain it's hard for her to walk around to shop, but still goes to eat out afterward despite having said she has snacks in the car.
I worry.

I laugh.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/eat-with-me-cheesecake-factory.44551/page-6#post-3480581

She's 49.8 pounds below a dwarf sperm whale, by her own numbers. Which everyone knows are lowballed bullshit. Gorl is actually a land whale.
 
I laugh.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/eat-with-me-cheesecake-factory.44551/page-6#post-3480581

She's 49.8 pounds below a dwarf sperm whale, by her own numbers. Which everyone knows are lowballed bullshit. Gorl is actually a land whale.

Comparing Amber to a dwarf whale is IMO unnecessarily harsh and mean-spirited. How would you like it if someone compared you to a smelly, disgusting creature like Amber? Whales are majestic animals perfectly adapted to their environment, whereas Amber is a lazy goblin who ate herself to death (or at least disability).
 
Comparing Amber to a dwarf whale is IMO unnecessarily harsh and mean-spirited. How would you like it if someone compared you to a smelly, disgusting creature like Amber? Whales are majestic animals perfectly adapted to their environment, whereas Amber is a lazy goblin who ate herself to death (or at least disability).

The whale is also in better shape.
 
If she thinks she can get those Uncle Sam bucks when Youtube stops funding her lifestyle...

"approximately 70 percent of these applications will be denied. These applicants will then have to go on to appeal the SSA's decision to deny their disability application if they hope to receive disability benefits in the future. The first stage of disability appeals is the Request for Reconsideration, however, very few applicants are approved during the first stage of appeal. In Kentucky, more than 90 percent of reconsideration requests are denied" (source)

She can't apply for obesity, but lucky for her a lot of conditions caused by obesity are covered!
 
Where are you guys getting that she makes 10k per month? Is this from her mouth? (sorry new to AL forums) There was a video that someone made calculating how much she earned from youtube saying that it was more like $1,050/month
Yes. She said that she made $10K in April. I have a hunch that she included Becky's tax return monies in that figure, though.
 
If she thinks she can get those Uncle Sam bucks when Youtube stops funding her lifestyle...

"approximately 70 percent of these applications will be denied. These applicants will then have to go on to appeal the SSA's decision to deny their disability application if they hope to receive disability benefits in the future. The first stage of disability appeals is the Request for Reconsideration, however, very few applicants are approved during the first stage of appeal. In Kentucky, more than 90 percent of reconsideration requests are denied" (source)

She can't apply for obesity, but lucky for her a lot of conditions caused by obesity are covered!

Meh, those numbers are misleading because the source is leaving out that all you have to do is hire a lawyer and you'll get approved. The (((way it works))) is, if you are denied and keep trying; once you are eventually approved you get backpay from the very first time you applied. The lawyers take their fee out of this.

The most SSI pays is about $750 per month and any income you make they'll reduce your benefits accordingly. So Ham would have to be making absolutely shit money to give up and go that route. If you get caught not reporting income not only do you lose your tugboat but you will be charged back for the benefits you were given. If anything Becky should get the tugboat because she's not making money and is big enough to potentially have enough health problems. But that would still be fraud because she's financially supported by big al...
source: I used to work for these types of lawyers and dealt with the cases/clients all day. that was a dark time :powerlevel:
 
I don't believe she made $10,000 in April. And I don't believe she was walking 8,000 steps a day only a couple of months ago when she can barely walk now. I also don't believe that her weight usually stays between 494-502.

There are very few things Amber says that I believe.


Normally I'd agree that she's full of shit and lying, but the macbook pro and camera purchase leads me to believe otherwise. That entire purchase is waaaay more than what we've established she makes per month on the regular. I think it's more likely that she had a fluke and made ad money bank one month, and now she's scrambling to figure out how to recreate it.
 
Normally I'd agree that she's full of shit and lying, but the macbook pro and camera purchase leads me to believe otherwise. That entire purchase is waaaay more than what we've established she makes per month on the regular. I think it's more likely that she had a fluke and made ad money bank one month, and now she's scrambling to figure out how to recreate it.
I agree. It's clear she makes thousands of dollars a month, because we all know big gorl doesn't save money. She strikes me as the type that blows their entire paycheck in a few days.
 
Normally I'd agree that she's full of shit and lying, but the macbook pro and camera purchase leads me to believe otherwise. That entire purchase is waaaay more than what we've established she makes per month on the regular. I think it's more likely that she had a fluke and made ad money bank one month, and now she's scrambling to figure out how to recreate it.

I don't know.. I agree with Toxoplasmosis on this one. There is no way she makes 10k. I'd have to guess between 3-6k a month (which is above minimum wage income) is more accurate. That is still enough to impulsively blow on a camera and laptop if you don't care about saving money for long periods of time.
 
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