Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Queen Kimberly]

I agree that it might be someone just trying to bait people into thinking they are Al, but she has done this before and fucked up. There’s a really good chance we’re also just underestimating how fucking dumb she actually is.

Edit: Nevermind, this is clearly some bored exceptional individual. They’ve left comments everywhere on multiple accounts with the same name while pretending to be Amber’s sock.

 

[LumpySpace]

Has anyone else noticed how she mentions her ex at every given opportunity in her videos? Most of the time in front of Becky, or well within earshot. I understand there’s nothing wrong with bringing up ex’s but it’s the way she does it, like ‘oh me and Destiny used to do this’ ‘when me and Destiny both had jobs and had no time’....at some point you’re gonna gonna get sick of that shit. I also have a feeling when necky gets dumped for a more able enabler, she won’t get mentioned half as much as Destiny does, if at all. I feel like she hasn’t made an impact on Al at all. She’s just....there.

 

[Twinkie]

I have my doubts that she'll be able to find anyone else.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I'm not sure the actual ex matters - she was always banging on about Krystal to Destiny, then bought that ridiculous number of gifts and had to get Destiny involved in packing them.

I think she does it partially to placate her ego (I'm desirable*) and partially to keep current gf in line (I can get someone else**) so all she does is replace the name of the most recent ex. Becky will serve just as well for this purpose.

She's in the same relationship all along, she just transfers it to her new mark.

*you may barf
** i'll fetch you the bucket

@SAVE TWINKIE! (Posts crossed) Any of our sex-desperate weirdo trannies up for 600lbs of uchoobie star? You think we could sell her to OPL?

 

[Twinkie]

Our gorl doesn't do trannies. Amber was horrified by Casey's transition and refused to acknowledge it, insisted on calling him/her/it Cassidy until she was browbeaten by haydurs for "deadnaming" lmao

 

[Tiny Clanger]

But ours are all MtF and they're the most convincing girls EVA! She'd never know.

I refuse to give up this dream.

 

[ADHD]

Amber should hook up with the dainty Violet Hargrave.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Amber should hook up with the dainty Violet Hargrave.

Oh fuck. I just had to go look, didn't I....

 

[C3PBRO]

I was willing to buy her most recent claim that she hadn't been lurking here in a "long time," since her Chantal-levels of obsession with her thread tapered off six months or so back. But like her fanfiction before it, Amberlynn deleted this sock within an hour of its' discovery.

 

[another day another binge]

this bitch is hilarious, I love it. people are usually this dumb while they are 13 years old, then they grow up

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Amber ,I know you read here so it's time we discuss the elephant in the room (not you) Your weight. We all know you're not losing the weight now after these many years and if by any miracle you do manage to lose weight, you're just gonna end up with loose skin and host of other problems. Just take some time out of your incredibly tight schedule and look up before and after pics of obese individuals after weight loss. Loose skin ,sunken eyes and they look old as fuck. It's done, you're body is done. There's no going back for you. So it's time to embrace kiwi farms ,go all in on the "hadurs" this way you'll get more views and more subscribers (even thought they maybe hadurs). When you get 100k subscribers ,you will have chance to get on my600lbs life so that they may provide you insurance and money and fame. Just think about it. What happens in 5 years when YouTube shuts out obese channels due to advertisers backlash ,your income dries up and necky leaves you? Its time to go all in! Just more 80lbs to go! We believe in you!
- your hadur

 

[Long time lurker]

This might be a good time to remind folks to archive everything they can. There is at least one thread in the Farms with links to archival tools.

For Twitter and simpler web pages archive.is works well. All anyone has to do is copy and paste the link into archive.is.

 

[ADHD]

This might be a good time to remind folks to archive everything they can. There is at least one thread in the Farms with links to archival tools.

For Twitter and simpler web pages archive.is works well. All anyone has to do is copy and paste the link into archive.is.

Thankfully there was a link to an archive on the YT review of the account.

 

[sperginity]

Spoiler: Hannah is now black and not fat as fuck

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That's a picture of talk show host Wendy Williams

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Sounds like the excuses and justifications Amber makes. lol

 

[NobodyReally]

New starting weight is 522.2

 

[Scaleghost]

....

 

[89elbees]

it's happeneen

EDIT: ninja'd, I'll take my :late: ratings

 

[NM 457]

Is that a NEW RECORD y'all?!?

522.2 lbs! A dainty BMI of only 92.5! Can she reach a BMI of an even 100 (560 lbs) by the end of this year? Take your bets!

 

[89elbees]

Math sperg time :autism:

According to her weight gain insta, our gorl weighed in at 469.4 on January 27. This is the lowest weight I can find. Today, July 9, she's claiming 522.2. That's a 52.8 lb weight gain in 164 days. That's 0.32 pounds/day, or 2.24 lbs/week. At this rate, we can expect her to ring in 2019 at 573.7 elbees, and be graced with the 600s before this time next year.

I'll wrap this up with a quote from the first post she made on that insta: "I’m excited for 2018 because to me, it’s a lot more than a new date on a calendar. When someone asks me, “When did it click?” I can answer with, “2018 was the year I changed my life.” "