Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[JackEastriver]

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

These two go hand in hand. First, your dream weight doesn't have to be your realistic, goal weight. At 5'3", wouldn't a dream weight be like in the 110-120 range? She may not look like a monster any longer and won't break furniture but she will still be fat. Without skin surgery she will have a hanging stomach of flat, loose skin that is also a bish to hide.

We all know she will never see 199 until her body is decomposing in the ground. I would be surprised if she ever saw a weight that starts with a 3 again.

Wasn't she an obese child? I swear she said she was 420 lbs as a teenager. Just because no one ever explored the possibility that she had sleep apnea at 12 doesn't mean she couldn't have had it. Or that she can develop it over time. Like with her thoughts on being done with the dentist because she got teeth fixed when she was younger, she seems to think that her health doesn't shift while piling on pounds.

Diet's going well, I see.

 

[Malibougie]

AL only has two valuable assets; her car and her bank account. Since she has no will and assuming the car is in her name (she always calls it her car so I assume that's the case?) it would pass to her parents and if she somehow outlived her parents, to her non-adopted siblings. Same for her macbook and the mountain of Walmart garbage she'll leave upon her death. Assuming she shares an account with Becks, I think the bank account would probably go to Becks. Bank accounts usually can be passed non-probate anyways and if you hold a bank account with another person, it usually passes to them automatically on your death. I'm not familiar with KY probate law though so I could be totally wrong about this.

Also, Becks and AL don't even have a CL marriage since they aren't co-habitating with the intent to be married and aren't holding themselves out as a married couple. So Becks has none of the spousal privileges that might arise when AL starts circling the drain. These two should honestly consult an attorney and start sorting this shit out since Becks has made herself dependent on AL and AL might die in the next five years.

They also should consider that if (when) AL is in the hospital in icu Becky won’t be allowed to be with her because she isn’t related.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

https://socialblade.com/youtube/c/amberlynnlifewithamberlynnreid/futureprojections
It's kinda cute, social blade thinks she'll still be alive in 2023

 

[StrawberryDouche]

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DAYUM! California got fat as fuck.

 

[AmbazFetidTaint]

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Her head to body ratio makes it look like she has microcephaly. Could her mother have gotten the Zika virus from slamming meth?

Oh Amber, honey: just give up. It's NEVER going to happen for you.

 

[CC 855]

Her head to body ratio makes it look like she has microcephaly. Could her mother have gotten the Zika virus from slamming meth?

Oh Amber, honey: just give up. It's NEVER going to happen for you.

Hi, Zika Virus here. I can confirm that I did not have relations with Amberlynn's mother. You may be mistaking me for my sister Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

AL only has two valuable assets; her car and her bank account. Since she has no will and assuming the car is in her name (she always calls it her car so I assume that's the case?) it would pass to her parents and if she somehow outlived her parents, to her non-adopted siblings. Same for her macbook and the mountain of Walmart garbage she'll leave upon her death. Assuming she shares an account with Becks, I think the bank account would probably go to Becks. Bank accounts usually can be passed non-probate anyways and if you hold a bank account with another person, it usually passes to them automatically on your death. I'm not familiar with KY probate law though so I could be totally wrong about this.

Also, Becks and AL don't even have a CL marriage since they aren't co-habitating with the intent to be married and aren't holding themselves out as a married couple. So Becks has none of the spousal privileges that might arise when AL starts circling the drain. These two should honestly consult an attorney and start sorting this shit out since Becks has made herself dependent on AL and AL might die in the next five years.

By the way, common law marriage doesn't exist in Kentucky (or most states, for that matter).
Honestly, I highly doubt she'll die in 5 years. There's people on My 600 Pound Life who have been actually bedbound for a decade and aren't dead yet.

 

[Strine]

By the way, common law marriage doesn't exist in Kentucky (or most states, for that matter).
Honestly, I highly doubt she'll die in 5 years. There's people on My 600 Pound Life who have been actually bedbound for a decade and aren't dead yet.

Yes, but those people treat their medical conditions. Amber is so diabetic that her knuckles are a different ethnicity to her.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

They also should consider that if (when) AL is in the hospital in icu Becky won’t be allowed to be with her because she isn’t related.

Same-sex partners are allowed to visit patients.

 

[Turd Blossom]

"If anyone even remotely thinks 526 pounds and 199 pounds is similar , you're clinically ill or just fuckin delusional."
Jfc. First of all, no one said that, they just pointed out that perhaps being one elbee short of 200 lbs when you're 5'3" probably isn't the healthiest of "dream weights".
Secondly, why open yourself up for questions when you're going to be a raging twat about it every time?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Dunno what the deal is in the US, but here any distribution is made after funeral costs are met.

We don't do funerals like you guys in the US, where average funerals run to several thousands and can be a terrible financial hit. Depending on how long she lasts - yes, people on MSHPL can go on forever, but they can also just drop down dead, and Doc N takes many of them into hospital right off the bat because they're right on the line - and whether, in the intervening time she's grown up a bit (yeah right) there won't be anything to squabble over except who gets the bill for the forklift and rebuilding the landlord's wall.

 

[ADHD]

199, because that's definitely noticeably thinner than 200.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Did anyone catch that Insta story she posted a few days ago where she was arguing about the junk food outside the cart, and Becky mentions there was something lemon flavored in the pile and she "doesn't like lemon flavored things" ....was this not the bitch that was literally sucking on lemons

Very good call. In the ''date night'' red lobster vlog Necky is drinking water with 2 WHOLE lemons cut up in there. Let's remember to submit that to her next boring ask me anything crap.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

:autism: she may not be lying. Artificial lemon flavour in the cheap shit food they buy isn't the same as the real thing. Plenty of people may like an original taste or a flavour, but not both (I should be able to explain this better; today I have the dumbth, so example . I hate peaches but love peach yogurt.) :autism:

But we know Necks will lie for AL so giving her the benefit of the doubt is probably soft. Remember "she's nowhere near 500lbs!" Yeah, right.

 

[NervousSideEye]

She told the "Twinkie Stoor has PTSD" story again and said that she wasn't home with her animals during the 'tornado' because she was at work 45 minutes away taking care of 50-60 patients. I'm not sure where to even begin with that lie but she was pretty quick to get off of YouNow as soon as she told her story so people couldn't call her on her bullshit

She has a vlog during the Destiny era when the tornado happened and she was at work. Or at least the care place Destiny worked. As for actually caring for the patients, of course big AL was just vlogging the whole time.

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

today i watched for the first time my 600lb life. hamberlynn was joking to necky she wanted to take part in it. i have a feeling that if she would be accepted we see a female steven assanti screeching at dr now. she doesn't want to lose weight with his help but gain a bigger audience, for some sweet jewtube money after her episode aired.

 

[Xenomorph]

At her height, her weight is horrendous, she would be accepted, not to mention she has a YT and a steady flow of people who cant stand her just like Steven.

 

[Xenomorph]

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These two go hand in hand. First, your dream weight doesn't have to be your realistic, goal weight. At 5'3", wouldn't a dream weight be like in the 110-120 range? She may not look like a monster any longer and won't break furniture but she will still be fat. Without skin surgery she will have a hanging stomach of flat, loose skin that is also a bish to hide.

We all know she will never see 199 until her body is decomposing in the ground. I would be surprised if she ever saw a weight that starts with a 3 again.

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Wasn't she an obese child? I swear she said she was 420 lbs as a teenager. Just because no one ever explored the possibility that she had sleep apnea at 12 doesn't mean she couldn't have had it. Or that she can develop it over time. Like with her thoughts on being done with the dentist because she got teeth fixed when she was younger, she seems to think that her health doesn't shift while piling on pounds.

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Diet's going well, I see.

This bitch was three hunnit pounds when she was 12..im sure she was having some obstruction

As far as the sperging on 200 pounds, shes not wrong here and people jumping on her for having that as a goal are pretty exceptional and being a bit nit picky just to troll the comments.

Firstly, if she got to 200 that would be a huge relief on her body plus she would need skin surg for the hanging skin she would have on her stomach and legs that skin weight could be upwards of 50 pounds to take off. Lets face it, it's not going to snap back.

I dont like AL but sometimes people get a wee bit too petty.

 

[EH 110]

199 is still fat when you're 5'3", but who are we kidding? Does anyone actually believe Amber will ever lose that much weight? She couldn't get weight loss surgery because almost no doctor will do it at her size and, as she should know from watching My 600-Lb. Life, she would be required to change her eating habits first. Amber recently said she thinks 20 pounds in a month would be a good goal. Dr. Now usually tells people to lose 30-50 pounds in a month. When has Amber ever lost more than a couple of pounds at a time? When she does manage to lose a tiny amount of weight, it's followed by a gain. And let's say that by some miracle she did get approved for surgery; does anyone believe she wouldn't screw it up?

At her height, her weight is horrendous, she would be accepted, not to mention she has a YT and a steady flow of people who cant stand her just like Steven.

TLC loves a good trainwreck. Amber would be great for ratings.