Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Whatthefuck]

I like how with zero self awareness she rattled off

"Youtubers, teachers, firefighters, it's all the same"

Easily one of the shittiest, most delusional things she's said in quite some time. Yes, Hambert uploading mindless brain vomit on YT is totes the same as saving lives and educating children. I know your educators let you down (clearly), but most educators have strenuous and thankless jobs. Firefighters literally put their lives on the line to save ungrateful bitches like you. But, no, uploading videos of the 3 laziest fucks to grace KY is totally the same.

 

[Domo Kitties]

Every hiatus she goes on is just a preparation for her inevitable death before 40. Death is the true content drought.

 

[creature]

Honestly, I believe her. I would be bedbound with depression past the 500 elbees too, BUT :

• Youtube isn't a job, is a social media platform that happens to be monetized.
• YOUNOW isn't a job either, it's cyberbegging/softcore prostitution.
• Your success and failures are defined by your own personality and skills. Other youtubers may do similar content, but they are their own characters with their own style. Maybe the problem is not the format of the content but the content itself. So yes, the problem IT IS you.
• It's true that you don't owe anything to anyone, but if your entire money income comes from youtube then at least consider doing this for yourself, to make the minimum effort to support yourself like everybody else does.

 

[FitBitch]

She has no humility about herself. She thinks as a "celebrity" she provides some kind of service by existing and that she doesn't owe us videos, she doesn't but she acts like we rely on her for all our entertainment. Some humility for being wholly dependent on your viewers for income would be actually take you a little way towards not being a cunt, Amber.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I find it kind of incredible that YouTubers like PewDiePie are able to upload daily (and let their viewers know when they can't/why) without running out of ideas yet Amber is getting an attitude when people expect her to, you know, do her fucking 'job'. At this point even her parody and hate YouTube channels upload more regularly than she does.

 

[FitBitch]

AL has been boring as fuck lately, just checking back in after a short while. She still fat yeah?

She's bedbound hanging out in bed today, it's day three so far of no new content.

 

[Long time lurker]

Some humility for being wholly dependent on your viewers for income

Amber doesn't seem to understand, or refuses to acknowledge this truth. She, as a good narc, seems to think we need her. In reality it's the other way around - she needs us.

There are multiple places on the web where people talk about lolcows, and there are plenty of those to talk about. Look around the Farms, there are so many threads, about so many different lolcows, yet Amber comes here, sees her thread and thinks she's the most talked about, or the only one.

If Amber went dark on the internet 5 seconds after reading this post, we'd move on and keep on talking shit about other cows. It's no skin off our nose if she stops posting videos, but if she does, how will she pay the bills? How long until she's out on the street with no gorlfriend?

 

[C3PBRO]

I can't buy that a person who monetized a panic attack also deleted a day's worth of recording about her depression because she thought it was "too personal".

ETA:
"I wish people could look at me and see I'm depressed and have mental things going on."
Pretty sure the 350 extra pounds clues people in pretty fuckin quick.

 

[London Raine]

Yah, she did an insta-story about her depreshun and said no new video(s) while she's bed bound. Let the next phase begin.

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

Maybe she is taking her "therapists" advice about getting off Youtube .. I'm surprised she didn't use that excuse yet ... maybe she forgot what the phantom therapist said?

 

[ADHD]

When they first got together Becky was standoffish, insisted on taking things slow, refused to be in the vlogs, and she had a job!

That stuff right there is where she was putting on an act. Even Amber would have seen red flags if Becky had begun by offering to let Amber move in with her and to quit her job to play hambeast taxi. By saying she wanted to take things slow, and make Amber wait a while before being willing to be in vlogs, Becky made Amber feel she had managed to win Becky over.

Two things were clear before Becky approached Amber: 1. Amber was absolutely crushed after getting dumped, and 2. Amber was more than willing to piss away ridiculous amounts of money in attempt to buy affection. She was a perfect target for anyone wanting a sugar mama, as long as that someone was willing to drive her to get what she wants.

 

[literally low-key]

It cracks me up when she says "my doctor", "my therapist". On snapchat she said I'm doing everything I am suppose to do to get help.

She talked once to an online therapist. She needs much more mental health help than that.

She saw a doctor once. She had blood work done, but did she actually fast for 12 hours beforehand? Did she actually have specific testing done? Did she have her heart checked? It's hard for me to believe that doctor is going to keep refilling her prescription for Lexapro without follow-up visits.

She is doing the absolute minimum to help herself. She's afraid to get better. Is it fear of the unknown because she has never been physically or mentally well?

 

[Twinkie]

I think you're giving Becky too much credit. She's an idiot.

 

[sperginity]

She will be back, I suspect as a disability vlogger. Narcissists dealing with failure change their narrative to avoid changing themselves. It takes a little time to do the mental gymnastics required to twist failure into winning, but she will do it.

 

[Long time lurker]

She will be back, I suspect as a disability vlogger.

I have no doubt she won't quit YT. Not only it's her only source of income, Neither her nor Becky want Becky to get another job.

I'm not so sure she'd become a disability vlogger, though. Amber is full of pride - so much so that she probably caused more damage to her body just to prove the haydurz wrong.

I suspect we'll see Amber denying it just like she did with the scooters, while putting out a bunch of sit down videos where she's wearing the same top (or different tops with the same hair do and makeup) that were totes not done in one sitting, you guys. half a month of clips were put together with no rhyme or reason.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

She's bedbound hanging out in bed today, it's day three so far of no new content.

I thought the whole reason of her being 2 weeks behind was so she could schedule videos in for times like this? So are we gonna be, what... 3 weeks behind now?

My first thought is that she just ended up like the guy in Se7en who was forced to eat until he burst inside, only voluntary.

 

[Captain Ahab]

At this point, it’s imperative she find a physical activity she can do, lest she reach the point of no return. She won’t be able to help herself if she loses too much muscle mass.

Honestly, it can be any activity. One that would engage large groups of muscles would be preferable. She could buy a rowing machine. The concept 2 supports up to 250kg, though it’s very expensive, and her ass would probably swallow the relatively small seat. Some high-end treadmills could probably support her weight. At the very least, she could buy one of those under-the-desk bikes douchebags bring to work.

I don’t think she realizes the extremely dangerous situation she’s in.

 

[Whatthefuck]

At this point, it’s imperative she find a physical activity she can do, lest she reach the point of no return. She won’t be able to help herself if she loses too much muscle mass.

Honestly, it can be any activity. One that would engage large groups of muscles would be preferable. She could buy a rowing machine. The concept 2 supports up to 250kg, though it’s very expensive, and her ass would probably swallow the relatively small seat. Some high-end treadmills could probably support her weight. At the very least, she could buy one of those under-the-desk bikes douchebags bring to work.

I don’t think she realizes the extremely dangerous situation she’s in.

It's been repeatedly suggested that she take up some form of water aerobics. She (I suppose) intended to do that with her swimeeeen at toxic waste lake, but per usual, she can't stick to anything. I think she realizes her situation. I firmly believe she doesn't care. She doesn't see herself as having crossed the rubicon yet even though we can all see that she has. Even if she lost 350 elbees tomorrow her body from her skin to her joints to her organs is fucked. I can't imagine that she doesn't know that on some level.

Edited because grammar is hard.

 

[8008135]

A rather timely upload from Ask a Mortician:

 

[ADHD]

I found some workout videos Amber should try: