Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[CC 855]

Either that’s strictly an account for her salary or she hasn’t saved money at all...and this only proves she’s been making bank for the last two months.

Of all the things she could be trying to prove, it’s her fucking unstable income

The screenshot looks like it was pulled from Youtube directly, not an online banking website. I think those are her monthly earnings?

 

[Catnip]

Why is there a zero balance, though? Am I reading it wrong? Is she taking out all her money and squirrelling it in cash or something? Shouldn't the second one have her balance as over 20K?

Also I guess adsense no longer cares if people say how much they make, used to be you'd get banned for doing that

It's because Google Adsense shows payment in a horribly dumb way, I'm attaching my adsense for comparison. It shows $0 balance for the next month until it calculates it, it's a weird quirk of the system

 

[angelicbitch]

So, she's saying she doesn't really make 10k, she makes 6-8k.

Another lah.

 

[shantay]

If our good ol' gorl, Ambersaurus rex, makes 6-8k a month then she should have no problem paying for therapists, doctors and saving up for weight loss surgery. I'm not sure how much it costs to go to the doctor where she lives but I'm sure sending emails to her doctor (like she has been doing) wouldn't cost her anything?

She needs to stop wasting all that cash on gross food, she could have more than enough money for WLS if she saved for a few months.

 

[easyaf]

'The one I used in Virginia' 1) Is not what you said before and 2) I very much doubt that Walmart keeps super-duper, specialized, extra-expensive, reinforced mega-fat designed scooters lying around their stores for AL to stumble over. Way to try and cover a laah with another ill-thought out, easily spotted one AL. Good to see you learning from past mistakes.

At this point, I don't care that she lies, I care that she assumes I have the level of stupidity necessary to believe it.

Also, I thought it was only illegal in some states? Not from the US so not sure, but that's pretty hypocritical shade to be throwing considering her Pride video series contains her filming that Starbucks employee. From the angle you were holding that camera, don't you try and tell me you asked for permission AL.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Amber has disabled her ask.fm again, but did anyone catch this gem from the other day?

Suuure you do, Amber. I'm sure your email is positively clogged with sponsorship offers from companies dying to be represented by a compulsive lahh with intensly horrible hygiene who only leaves her house to eat and buy cheap crap. Oh, and whose comment section is mostly people expressing their disgust and disappointment with her.

But if she pulled her shit together, there is one company that might be a good fit for her brand:

But I'm sure she'd "decline" that sponsorship too, because of her integrity or something. She'd never compromise her values or artistic integrity for money!

 

[FotzenHunt42]

Call me petty but I lol-ed
"I get messages to my email.." You mean, you get emails?

I suppose she's trying to show us her amazing writing skills by using more words than necessary. Not the best example but I keep noticing this in all her responses, she tries to come across as a person of complicated thought and ends up sounding even more idiotic.

 

[Rokko]

Amberlynn with money is much more likely to produce funny stuff than Amber who would constantly beg for money. Its like with most other cows. Let her make millions, its funny! Just imagine amber swimming in her own pool (probably filled with chilli-soup)! Imagine her with spending 10000 for liposuction, only to gain it all back in weeks.

 

[Twinkie]

More juvenile deflection from Fat AL.

I'm not a lawyer but it seems like it's "illegal" in the sense that the recording would be inadmissible in court. Also, I suppose you could sue someone if they used the recording for profit?

I don't know, I'm not a lawyer but recording someone without their knowledge or consent isn't something the cops are going to come and enforce. Like just hang up the phone nigga hahahaha go outside hahaha like close your eyes

 

[Turd Blossom]

'The one I used in Virginia' 1) Is not what you said before and 2) I very much doubt that Walmart keeps super-duper, specialized, extra-expensive, reinforced mega-fat designed scooters lying around their stores for AL to stumble over. Way to try and cover a laah with another ill-thought out, easily spotted one AL. Good to see you learning from past mistakes.

At this point, I don't care that she lies, I care that she assumes I have the level of stupidity necessary to believe it.

Also, I thought it was only illegal in some states? Not from the US so not sure, but that's pretty hypocritical shade to be throwing considering her Pride video series contains her filming that Starbucks employee. From the angle you were holding that camera, don't you try and tell me you asked for permission AL.

Just to put this subject to bed, Kentucky is a 1-party consent state- meaning that if ONE party consents to recording (in this case, the caller) then it's legal. So no dice, Amber.

 

[Verbatim Goalz Gorl]

The last time she endorsed something (BetterHelp) she swiftly fucked it up. If any company watched even one of her videos, they wouldn't trust a dumbdumb like her to get a sponsorship video right.

 

[ADHD]

This business of people doing shit like calling Walmart and reporting her to BetterHelp is ridiculous. Amber is perfectly capable of reaping what she sows without third party cow tipping.

 

[FotzenHunt42]

The last time she endorsed something (BetterHelp) she swiftly fucked it up. If any company watched even one of her videos, they wouldn't trust a dumbdumb like her to get a sponsorship video right.

Man, she fails to promote herself, how the hell would she be able to be a spokesperson for anything?

If she ever does it would have the opposite affect. I don't like that MichaelBePetty guy either but when he saw in one of Eric's vlogs that he had the same coffee mug as him he stopped using it.
I think most people would immediately wanna disassociate themselves with anything these people use or do.

 

[angelicbitch]

Just to put this subject to bed, Kentucky is a 1-party consent state- meaning that if ONE party consents to recording (in this case, the caller) then it's legal. So no dice, Amber.
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Before she disabled her Ask.fm, it was pointed out to her that it's not illegal in the state of Kentucky.

She replied, saying that it was still wrong to do... Lol, but yet she has filmed people who said they didn't want to be filmed/appear in the vlogs multiple times (especially during the Krystle/Destiny eras).

 

[FotzenHunt42]

Before she disabled her Ask.fm, it was pointed out to her that it's not illegal in the state of Kentucky.

She replied, saying that it was still wrong to do... Lol, but yet she has filmed people who said they didn't want to be filmed/appear in the vlogs multiple times (especially during the Krystle/Destiny eras).

Just like with everything else - we can't but she can. Why? Because it's her and when she does things it's different, goiz! Also she didn't do it, of course.

Edit: Just wanted to add you're all just ignorant haters set out to destroy her perfect life. Shame on you!

 

[CindyChafe]

Haven’t seen this posted yet.

So does this mean Big AL has eaten herself out of the front seat of the Texas Roadhouse/Cheesecake Factory/Walmart mobile? I can’t see anyone in the front seat next to Becky and I doubt she would ride in the back if she didn’t 100% have to. Is Becky now Driving Miss Daisy?

Edit: it also looks like the seat is pushed far forward to make room for our gorl.

 

[EH 110]

Before she disabled her Ask.fm, it was pointed out to her that it's not illegal in the state of Kentucky.

She replied, saying that it was still wrong to do... Lol, but yet she has filmed people who said they didn't want to be filmed/appear in the vlogs multiple times (especially during the Krystle/Destiny eras).

A person calling to ask about the weight limit on the store's scooters isn't anything like prank calling someone at their job. Remember when Amber did that?

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Haven’t seen this posted yet.

So does this mean Big AL has eaten herself out of the front seat of the Texas Roadhouse/Cheesecake Factory/Walmart mobile? I can’t see anyone in the front seat next to Becky and I doubt she would ride in the back if she didn’t 100% have to. Is Becky now Driving Miss Daisy?


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Edit: it also looks like the seat is pushed far forward to make room for our gorl.

In 2 weeks the next snap will be the car from the outside driving off to Walmart while Amber stays at home texting Becky the things she ‘needs’.

 

[freebecky]

This is her instagram post from today. I'm confused, if she's 532lbs right now (according to her instagram profile) was she really ~490lbs in December 2016??

 

[Xenomorph]

This is her instagram post from today. I'm confused, if she's 532lbs right now (according to her instagram profile) was she really ~490lbs in December 2016??

No way is she 530 now, she's way past that. Just her face alone gives her away