Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sis no]

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On another note, I got a little chuckle out of this when it came up on my suggested list. The resemblance is uncanny.

They both haven't moved in 2,000 years

 

[melissarendato]

The only thing I can possibly think of (with the addition of the “give-and-receive” comment) is that they lay/sit on the bed and dive for catfish in each other’s muff. Or they’ve systematically discovered a way to lay down and trib it out. I can’t for the life of me imagine that Amber sits on Becky’s face without fucking smothering her.

Yeah no way that there's any face sitting. I've had plausible sexual fantasies where BECKY could maybe sit on Amber's face, but the reverse would be impossible without risking injury. I like to imagine Amber's lying down and Becky's next to her and she just fingers Amber til she comes and vice-versa. I've also had fantasies in the past where Becky is able to spread Amber's legs far enough apart so she can lick her, but I think that's becoming more difficult as they both gain weight. I also think this might making tribbing more difficult, but probably Becky could still get off that way. I have had some sex fantasies where even if they aren't rubbing clit-to-clit, Becky's clit is still rubbing against something, even if it's Amber's leg, so that suffices for her to have an orgasm. I doubt Amber is having many orgasms.

 

[Bunny]

Yeah no way that there's any face sitting. I've had plausible sexual fantasies where BECKY could maybe sit on Amber's face, but the reverse would be impossible without risking injury. I like to imagine Amber's lying down and Becky's next to her and she just fingers Amber til she comes and vice-versa. I've also had fantasies in the past where Becky is able to spread Amber's legs far enough apart so she can lick her, but I think that's becoming more difficult as they both gain weight. I also think this might making tribbing more difficult, but probably Becky could still get off that way. I have had some sex fantasies where even if they aren't rubbing clit-to-clit, Becky's clit is still rubbing against something, even if it's Amber's leg, so that suffices for her to have an orgasm. I doubt Amber is having many orgasms.

The image of Becky humping Amber's lymphedema leg is killing me slowly.

 

[melissarendato]

Thanks for the "informative" rating but I want to make this clear: this isn't based off of anything except my own imagination, so I could be off-base. However, they do play regular roles in my masturbatory fantasies and I like for those to be as close to reality as possible.
:powerlevel:My cousin today in fact suggested I buy some modeling clay and construct realistic figurines of Becky's and Amber's (and Destiny's...) bodies to see what the girls are capable of IRL:powerlevel:

 

[sis no]

However, they do play regular roles in my masturbatory fantasies and I like for those to be as close to reality as possible.
:powerlevel:My cousin today in fact suggested I buy some modeling clay and construct realistic figurines of Becky's and Amber's (and Destiny's...) bodies to see what the girls are capable of IRL:powerlevel:

 

[A Owl]

Thanks for the "informative" rating but I want to make this clear: this isn't based off of anything except my own imagination, so I could be off-base. However, they do play regular roles in my masturbatory fantasies and I like for those to be as close to reality as possible.
:powerlevel:My cousin today in fact suggested I buy some modeling clay and construct realistic figurines of Becky's and Amber's (and Destiny's...) bodies to see what the girls are capable of IRL:powerlevel:

I need to keep this dude handy in the BP.

 

[P.F.H.]

Thanks for the "informative" rating but I want to make this clear: this isn't based off of anything except my own imagination, so I could be off-base. However, they do play regular roles in my masturbatory fantasies and I like for those to be as close to reality as possible.
:powerlevel:My cousin today in fact suggested I buy some modeling clay and construct realistic figurines of Becky's and Amber's (and Destiny's...) bodies to see what the girls are capable of IRL:powerlevel:

Why are you like this...?

 

[melissarendato]

Sorry. I won't power level anymore.

Sorry for being OT, but do you guys think Becky is capable of separating Amber's legs far enough apart in order to lick her? Or are Amber's thighs way too big making this impossible? I know Amber sits spread eagle so maybe she sits like that during sex play?

ETA: I made a thread so if you wanna have this discussion without jamming up the general thread, please join me there: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/do-you-think-amber-and-becky-have-sex-if-so-how.47290/

 

[Xenomorph]

Sorry for being OT, but do you guys think Becky is capable of separating Amber's legs far enough apart in order to lick her? Or are Amber's thighs way too big making this impossible? I know Amber sits spread eagle so maybe she sits like that during sex play?

ETA: I made a thread so if you wanna have this discussion without jamming up the general thread, please join me there: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/do-you-think-amber-and-becky-have-sex-if-so-how.47290/

Okay, I think that's enough now.

 

[497]

Thanks for the "informative" rating but I want to make this clear: this isn't based off of anything except my own imagination, so I could be off-base. However, they do play regular roles in my masturbatory fantasies and I like for those to be as close to reality as possible.
:powerlevel:My cousin today in fact suggested I buy some modeling clay and construct realistic figurines of Becky's and Amber's (and Destiny's...) bodies to see what the girls are capable of IRL:powerlevel:

You forgot to make one of Dana. Take pictures please.

 

[byanyothername]

This picture she has on her ask.fm is VERY

 

[Xenomorph]

This picture she has on her ask.fm is VERY

Little Miss Catfish, a lot of AL's gorlfriends have commented how she looked different than her pictures. Translation: Much Fatter

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

This picture she has on her ask.fm is VERY

Taken from the Destiny era, she was at least 80lbs lighter.

 

[Rocketleaguer]

@emspex Is there any chance you can thread ban this nasty troll?

Stop being a prude you kink-shamer.

 

[byanyothername]

In news surprising absolutely no one, she is a moron:

https://www.fritolay.com/snacks/product-page/lays/lays-flamin'-hot-flavored-potato-chips

More (I'll just post in text cuz this is getting picture heavy sorry idk how to resize)

Why do you know it's not true? It absolutely SOUNDS true doesn't it. Since Becky's started dating you, she's only been miserable: unemployed and gaining weight.
3 minutes ago
No, it doesn’t sound true lol.
You don’t know her family and the relationship I have with them.

So you know her family fully supports Becky not working and getting fat?
1 minute ago
Those things have nothing to do with me.

You literally pay for her life so she doesn't have to work and can sit around coloring children's coloring books all day and that has nothing to do with you?
less than a minute ago
We haven’t colored in so long lol.

Why not try going to bed at 10pm? Take melatonin and try to sleep until 8am like a normal person.
1 minute ago
That doesn’t sound very normal lol.

You're my wonderwall, Amberlynn. You help me build my brick house of dreams
1 minute ago
Lol how?

 

[497]

This picture she has on her ask.fm is VERY

That must be from a long time ago since she still has the brown hair... it looks like she was cut out on the bottom or something or the way the sheet is wrapped around her. Her arms look small too... something fishy with that pic. But that's what Amber looks like in her mind everyday.

 

[Ellana]

This picture she has on her ask.fm is VERY

There is no way she could pull off that angle post-Krystal and AL isn't competent at photo touchups. I couldn't find that pillows/poster combo in any Krystal or Destiny era videos. I would date this from the 89 elbees era.

Edit: It's a Destiny era picture. Spotted the painting in TOO MUCH TO HANDLE | VLOG. Timestamped link.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

But that's what Amber looks like in her mind everyday.

Wrong.

That’s what Amber looks like in her mind everyday.

 

[AJ 447]

@emspex Is there any chance you can thread ban this nasty troll?

They've been banned from the board. Everyone can stop farming those :islamic:s now.

 

[Turd Blossom]

"We are both lesbians"