Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Malibougie]

Just some notes about her days in foster care--

While she has made a big deal of it in recent videos, making it seem as though she were as deprived as Oliver Twist, if you go back to videos of more than a year ago, she seems just fine with her foster care. "I had everything I needed in foster care", she tells us in one video. Whoever was taking care of her certainly made sure she was well-fed, since she claims to have been well over 200 pounds as a teenager. The only real problem during her foster care years, it seems, was of her own making; she cut school repeatedly, creating the profoundly dumb woman-child we know today.

This is like her stories about smoking and weed. She has claimed to have never done it, and that just the smell of a cigarette will make her violently ill. However, in other videos she claims she ran around smoking, drinking, and getting high every day. They can't both be true, so which is it?

I think that she, like most foster care kids, at least was given shelter and food and the opportunity to attend school. Maybe she was cheated in the love department (which I think is potentially the reason why she wants loyal friends to feed her in bed), but a lot of kids with real parents don't always get shown much love and still turn out okay. I am not willing to take her foster care stories at face value. She provides zero specifics, and has gone on record several times saying her foster care was fine. This year, she has been pointing the finger at them because her old excuses were just too lame in the face of a 70 pound weight gain in 9 months...

She talks about living with her grandmother for a while, and also said that she has a good relationship with her foster parents. Her FM even bought a WW membership for her not too long ago so that they could do it together. That of course lasted a day and was never talked about again.

Aside from the sexual abuse that happened somewhere in the timeline is terrible, but we don’t know exactly when or by who

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Just some notes about her days in foster care--

While she has made a big deal of it in recent videos, making it seem as though she were as deprived as Oliver Twist, if you go back to videos of more than a year ago, she seems just fine with her foster care. "I had everything I needed in foster care", she tells us in one video. Whoever was taking care of her certainly made sure she was well-fed, since she claims to have been well over 200 pounds as a teenager. The only real problem during her foster care years, it seems, was of her own making; she cut school repeatedly, creating the profoundly dumb woman-child we know today.

This is like her stories about smoking and weed. She has claimed to have never done it, and that just the smell of a cigarette will make her violently ill. However, in other videos she claims she ran around smoking, drinking, and getting high every day. They can't both be true, so which is it?

I think that she, like most foster care kids, at least was given shelter and food and the opportunity to attend school. Maybe she was cheated in the love department (which I think is potentially the reason why she wants loyal friends to feed her in bed), but a lot of kids with real parents don't always get shown much love and still turn out okay. I am not willing to take her foster care stories at face value. She provides zero specifics, and has gone on record several times saying her foster care was fine. This year, she has been pointing the finger at them because her old excuses were just too lame in the face of a 70 pound weight gain in 9 months...

I believe she says she was over 400 lbs in her mid to late teens. This is one reason I doubt her stories about giving hand jobs. Sure, there are desperate teenage boys out there but there had to be other girls who were just slightly chubby and/or ugly that would do.

 

[Strine]

I need to sidebar this for a second because every time I see Rickie, he’s making some kind of heehaw serial killer face. I mean, maybe that’s a product of his surroundings but he genuinely looks unhinged 90% of the time.

The psycho killer faces are just him being silly. Country men are like that when they're relaxed/happy; they have less of a filter than "city boys" who deal with strangers more often. I don't think Rickie has anger issues; he might come home to three fat rētards every day but he married one and befriended another. It's just Amber I think he doesn't like.

P.S. Amber is 27. It is difficult for someone that young to become immobile, even when they're heavier than several species of whale. Every time she doesn't post content there are cries of "bedbound", but although she definitely WILL be bedbound before too much longer, she's even lazier than she is fat. She's probably just sulking and refusing to make any videos.

 

[Twinkie]

tbh I can't imagine someone with an anger/psycho problem being married to Eric and not murdering him in the first few months. Rickie seems good.

 

[Strine]

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It's not even deflection anymore. I think she just has a bot that randomly generates responses based on previous answers.
"Are you treating your type 2 diabetes, Amber?"
"Literally my clit Rarity a hot minute Becky (laughing emoji)"

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

The psycho killer faces are just him being silly. Country men are like that when they're relaxed/happy; they have less of a filter than "city boys" who deal with strangers more often. I don't think Rickie has anger issues; he might come home to three fat rētards every day but he married one and befriended another. It's just Amber I think he doesn't like.

To add to this, Rickie is the only one who shows signs of real anxiety. Imagine getting a little house to share with your spouse and best friend. It's not much, it's in bumfuck, but it's the simple life he knows and enjoys. Then one day a grotesque, cackling pile of flesh moves in (after what, one month of her and Becky dating?), bringing along her "fur baybeeeeees" that she won't clean up after, and you can barely escape her. She's at home, at Lake Nasty, hits up every restaurant in the area, and even tags along on those lame little vacations, going as far as to barge into your motel room and admire your handicap bathroom. The only real escape is the gym, which is probably why he and Eric have stuck to their workout routine. It makes me wonder what it would take for him to pack a couple of suitcases and drive off with Eric. At this point it seems easier than giving AL the boot.

 

[Twinkie]

Problem with that is Becky. She and Eric are extremely close, I think he'd be very hesitant to leave her alone with the Binge Monster. So unless Rickie wants to take off alone, he's kind of stuck.

 

[Strine]

To add to this, Rickie is the only one who shows signs of real anxiety. Imagine getting a little house to share with your spouse and best friend. It's not much, it's in bumfuck, but it's the simple life he knows and enjoys. Then one day a grotesque, cackling pile of flesh moves in (after what, one month of her and Becky dating?), bringing along her "fur baybeeeeees" that she won't clean up after, and you can barely escape her. She's at home, at Lake Nasty, hits up every restaurant in the area, and even tags along on those lame little vacations, going as far as to barge into your motel room and admire your handicap bathroom. The only real escape is the gym, which is probably why he and Eric have stuck to their workout routine. It makes me wonder what it would take for him to pack a couple of suitcases and drive off with Eric. At this point it seems easier than giving AL the boot.

Before Amber he was still living with a lobotomised poodle for a husband and a lesbian beluga for a friend. If Amber somehow taxed his patience when he gladly put up with the other two, you have to really wonder how bad she actually must be.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

Before Amber he was still living with a lobotomised poodle for a husband and a lesbian beluga for a friend. If Amber somehow taxed his patience when he gladly put up with the other two, you have to really wonder how bad she actually must be.

That is true. IIRC Becky at least had a job before fat ALbert moved in, and he married Eric so there must be something good there.
Maybe the YouTube bux are worth it for them. Although it's hard to imagine anything being worth all the cackling, binge monster episodes, broken furniture, and owning a wiping stick that AL can't even use on herself.

 

[Twinkie]

I can maybe, maaaaaaaybe see it being "worth it" to live in that house if you're using the opportunity to save up your money while Amber insists on paying for everything. Like really squirrelling it away, with some plan in mind.

But we know that all of them spend frivolously on crap, so they're wasting that opportunity. Additionally, they're getting fatter by having her around. I think it would be a legit nightmare to be in their shoes.

 

[Malibougie]

The psycho killer faces are just him being silly. Country men are like that when they're relaxed/happy; they have less of a filter than "city boys" who deal with strangers more often. I don't think Rickie has anger issues; he might come home to three fat rētards every day but he married one and befriended another. It's just Amber I think he doesn't like.

P.S. Amber is 27. It is difficult for someone that young to become immobile, even when they're heavier than several species of whale. Every time she doesn't post content there are cries of "bedbound", but although she definitely WILL be bedbound before too much longer, she's even lazier than she is fat. She's probably just sulking and refusing to make any videos.

I agree that she isn’t bed bound and that she is too lazy. She is playing all of us.

We have this from last Sunday:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amber-says-dumb-shit-on-social-media.37038/page-109#post-3742797

And we also have the goodies Becky has been bringing her in bed, posted on Monday:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amber-says-dumb-shit-on-social-media.37038/page-111#post-3747583

She has not appeared publicly since then, and her previous video seemed to have been an old one.

Notice whe she says she fell twice she didn’t mention when. It’s probably from falling over the years.

She knows that we are all dying bed bound. She is playing it up to get speculation going

 

[Twinkie]

But then, what about the muh pain and suffering snap she posted after that? I think she's sly enough to post a snap about falling twice and not revealing that she's talking about past falls. However, I don't really think she's clever enough to post that snap with the Tylenol to encourage our assuming that her falls are recent. I think she's too dim for that; or, to be generous, I don't think she cares enough to stage that snap.

 

[Xenomorph]

She just wants people to ask for to make videos again, this is all for her to feel important.
However, that video of Becky and Eric suggest some sort of unrest in the house.
I can't imagine taking care of a screaming 550 lb toddler.

 

[DaintyHole]

Whatever her angle is on this whole thing, it's going to end up backfiring if it already hasn't begun to. No twitter access for most people, no ask.fm, hardly any videos, boring snaps? Gorl, people are going to find new cows to follow.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

People are interpreting too much into this cow.

It took them HOW many visits to the lake to see that it makes them sick the day after?

 

[Xenomorph]

People are interpreting too much into this cow.

It took them HOW many visits to the lake to see that it makes them sick the day after?

Shes a narc, she wants attention. It's not that difficult.
Occam's Razor.

 

[Twinkie]

@xenomorph I REALLY miss your old avatar. fuck.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I need to sidebar this for a second because every time I see Rickie, he’s making some kind of heehaw serial killer face. I mean, maybe that’s a product of his surroundings but he genuinely looks unhinged 90% of the time.

I think, unlike all the drama queens he lives with who are so terribly, terribly anxious but manage to overcome it bravely every time a camera is shoved in their faces, he just doesn't like being filmed.

He's said it before when AL kept persisting "I feel like a scrub" and that's a normal reaction, especially as he exhibits symptoms of real pathological anxiety - and is the only one that does. So he pulls faces out of self-consciousness for Eric because he loves him, but pretty much straight-up tells AL to fuck off.

The rest have just lost the benchmark for "normal." Vlogs aren't normal when you do nothing and go nowhere, filming private residences and events for public consumption isn't normal, shoving cameras into the faces of others constantly isn't normal. And one day, somebody will grab that fucking camera and shove it down her gaping maw.

It'll be the only interesting thing that's ever happened in five years of utter tedium.

Ps. He was happy with E&B but AL changed the dynamic. Before, they were all working, all adulting, sharing responsibility and not constantly reeeeing at cameras. Now, he goes to work and comes home to change nappies, feed bottles and find lost crayons for the creche. Poor bloke is in a horrible position.

 

[Turd Blossom]

It's not that difficult.
Occam's Razor.

Or in this case:
Hamhock-ams Razor?

 

[Strine]

Or in this case:
Hamhock-ams Razor?

Nah, she threw away her razor when she got too fat to reach her body hair.