Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She needs to make the YouTube shekels since Becky doesn't want to work a real job.
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That's right. Becky does absolutely nothing all day. Amber is amusingly selfish by keeping her up, but I don't imagine Becky will be complaining when the revenue from this video is spent on 6XL tard shirts and a new box of crayons.
 
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I read a study a while back, they were following subjects on a calorie restriction diet punctuated by weekly cheat meals and a calorie restriction only control group. The group that had cheat meals had a higher metabolism (BMR) at the end of the study than the control group. It suggests there might be some scientific truth to the idea of cheat meals, although we'd need more study about it to conclude that, it would explain why the idea organically became so popular in the fitness community. This kind of fine-tuning of diet doesn't really matter for deathfats like our gorl though, it's been a cheat decade for her.
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It resets your digestive hormone levels. When you go on a restricted calorie diet certain digestive hormone levels begin falling, to remedy this once a week you have a 'Cheat Day' where you go over your TDEE by 10% or so. It stops your weight-loss from plateauing when on a restricted calorie diet. So a 'Cheat Day' isn't a day where you say 'fuck it' and eat a gallon of ice cream because that somehow psychologically helps you diet the other 6 days a week, it's a planned part of a diet for a specific goal.

It's kind of a shitty name for it though because people who don't know what it actually is latch onto it and eat 4,000 calories of McDeathfat's once a week and call it a 'Cheat Day', really they should call it an 'Eat slightly more than your TDEE Day', of course at AL's level of deathfat she is probably Leptin resistant so her body is going to tell her it's hungry all the time and store as much as it can as fat.
https://www.healthline.com/health/leptin-diet#the-takeaway
 
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.... getting to 600 pounds requires you to have an extreme level of delusion to begin with. So I guess it makes sense that she's extremely delusional, but it's still absolutely mind-boggling that someone nearing 600 pounds claims that she has to eat because "we need food to survive" --- and, of course, she knows how to lose weight, she knows all the steps you guyz! she just can't do it because she's ADDICTED. Orange Chicken is just too tempting.

....Also, it's just plain hilarious that she claims she can look at any food and know exactly how many calories it is. That's gotta be in the top 10 most ridiculous things she's ever claimed. Anyone have any other claims we can add to her top 10?
 
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Prince Lotor said:
It resets your digestive hormone levels. When you go on a restricted calorie diet certain digestive hormone levels begin falling, to remedy this once a week you have a 'Cheat Day' where you go over your TDEE by 10% or so. It stops your weight-loss from plateauing when on a restricted calorie diet. So a 'Cheat Day' isn't a day where you say 'fuck it' and eat a gallon of ice cream because that somehow psychologically helps you diet the other 6 days a week, it's a planned part of a diet for a specific goal.

It's kind of a shitty name for it though because people who don't know what it actually is latch onto it and eat 4,000 calories of McDeathfat's once a week and call it a 'Cheat Day', really they should call it an 'Eat slightly more than your TDEE Day', of course at AL's level of deathfat she is probably Leptin resistant so her body is going to tell her it's hungry all the time and store as much as it can as fat.
https://www.healthline.com/health/leptin-diet#the-takeaway
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Well If you do a anabolic diet or go completely Keto there are in fact cheat days mostly on sundays where you can eat everything you want.

Well you have to still be in your macros (Get to the required protein and fat) but other than that it‘s open fire.
 
I came across this curiosity while strolling down memory lane, and I don’t remember it being discussed here.

In this vlog AL proudly shows off her purdy new scale. You know the one she kept “forgetting” to buy batteries for, and later claimed “the cat broke it” from lying on it? Well I just noticed that it went up to 550 elbees (she mentions the infamous elbees in this vid, but it’s 100 elbees that she lost in this version y’all). Is it possible yes) that she has been over 550 since the Destiny era?
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literally low-key said:
I think it's funny how she set a new goal weight, but then says she knows she'll never reach it. She is a defeatist, and with that attitude, she will never reach any goal.
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My thoughts exactly. She sets herself up to fail every single time. She treats mental illness (self-diagnosed or not) as a terminal disease. It allows her to just lay down and give up. "Muh eateen disorder" gooooooorl please. There are millions of people walking around with real, tested-and-treated-by-a-doctor mental illness. Stop acting like you can't win because your issues can't be helped. Get up and do something :optimistic:
 
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peppy said:
.... getting to 600 pounds requires you to have an extreme level of delusion to begin with. So I guess it makes sense that she's extremely delusional, but it's still absolutely mind-boggling that someone nearing 600 pounds claims that she has to eat because "we need food to survive" --- and, of course, she knows how to lose weight, she knows all the steps you guyz! she just can't do it because she's ADDICTED. Orange Chicken is just too tempting.

....Also, it's just plain hilarious that she claims she can look at any food and know exactly how many calories it is. That's gotta be in the top 10 most ridiculous things she's ever claimed. Anyone have any other claims we can add to her top 10?
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That she's not diabetic, that she doesn't have lymphedema, that she doesn't have sleep apnea, that she makes $10k a month, that she showers every day, that she actually shows us everything she eats for a day, that she saw an online therapist who diagnosed her with BED, that she lives a hulthy, active life full of friends and loved ones, that she accidentally said she was raped, that she's actually afraid of dying from her condition in the near future.
There, ten.
 
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hotcheetospuffs said:
There was also the tale of her eating three microwave burritos and her mother asked her, "Do you really need that much?" Amber went ahead and ate them and her mother didn't try to stop her.
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Maybe Amber's mother couldn't see the actual number of burritos due to the thick meth clouds in their double-wide. Besides, who has time for kids? Her mother was busy arranging transactions with dealers and johns.
 
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AmbazFetidTaint said:
Maybe Amber's mother couldn't see the actual number of burritos due to the thick meth clouds in their double-wide. Besides, who has time for kids? Her mother was busy arranging transactions with dealers and johns.
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AL said her mom dressed up as a cock sucker last year for Halloween.. I guess that's how she got the meth.

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I came across this curiosity while strolling down memory lane, and I don’t remember it being discussed here.

In this vlog AL proudly shows off her purdy new scale. You know the one she kept “forgetting” to buy batteries for, and later claimed “the cat broke it” from lying on it? Well I just noticed that it went up to 550 elbees (she mentions the infamous elbees in this vid, but it’s 100 elbees that she lost in this version y’all). Is it possible yes) that she has been over 550 since the Destiny era?

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No. Dusty took the scale when they broke up. The scale was to track Dusty getting to 550lbs but Shrek came and saved her.
 
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