Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

Slam book lmao, what precious memories that book must have.

My Sisters first arrest
Her mugshot
Her first meth baby
Her first restraining order
The CPS officers business card
Her brother in laws arrest record
30 McDonalds Cheeseburger wrappers
Medicaid cards
Receipt for putting money on her books.

Christ.

 

[Twinkie]

bruh im still waiting to see one of these "binges". for the size she is, what she's eating doesn't count as binging. she's a huge bitch and eats to sustain that. She needs like 4,000 calories a day to maintain her weight. That's two restaurant meals (nothing from the "skinny" menu, obvi) and maybe some fast food or junk snacks thrown in. And that's what she seems to eat, most days.

She's fat because she overeats all the time. She's a compulsive overeater but that's not the same thing as binging.

Just to muddy the waters even more, a lot of girls today will say they "binged" if they went over their calorie goals which of course has nothing to do with the clinical definition of BED. the word has lost all meaning to laypeople.

 

[littlemisswitch]

She’s now doing some stupid “assumption” thing on Instagram and I’m convinced she sent these to herself because they’re ridiculously specific.

 

[pinkbutterfly]

bruh im still waiting to see one of these "binges". for the size she is, what she's eating doesn't count as binging. she's a huge bitch and eats to sustain that. She needs like 4,000 calories a day to maintain her weight. That's two restaurant meals (nothing from the "skinny" menu, obvi) and maybe some fast food or junk snacks thrown in. And that's what she seems to eat, most days.

She's fat because she overeats all the time. She's a compulsive overeater but that's not the same thing as binging.

Just to muddy the waters even more, a lot of girls today will say they "binged" if they went over their calorie goals which of course has nothing to do with the clinical definition of BED. the word has lost all meaning to laypeople.

For sure, the general overeating is still the biggest problem. At her size, if she stuck to a real diet, even if she binged 1-2 times a week, she'd still lose weight. (It'd be a stupidly unhealthy way to do it, but better than gaining, I guess?).

 

[Captain Ahab]

This video showed up in my recommended.

This young woman lost 300 pounds. Amber has to lose at least 400 to be within her normal weight range. She’ll have a skirt of loose skin.

 

[Malibougie]

https://youtu.be/U_kz1bb1LO

“Slam book” is in Tammy’s comments on this video

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

This video showed up in my recommended.

This young woman lost 300 pounds. Amber has to lose at least 400 to be within her normal weight range. She’ll have a skirt of loose skin.

Obese, not even once. Between this, the obeast threads, My 600lb Life, Supersize vs Superskinny, and everything else that is out there how can you even let it get to that point? I go on a damn diet the second my bmi hits 23.

 

[FitBitch]

She’s now doing some stupid “assumption” thing on Instagram and I’m convinced she sent these to herself because they’re ridiculously specific.

This is almost too sad to make fun of. How does this game she's playing by herself even work? If she doesn't like it she can just laah and say you're wrong.

"I assume you're asking yourself your own questions"

"Wrong, I do have supporters who think I'm interesting" *Hair flip with Katie W whoosh sfx*

"I assume based on your recent story about wearing out a wal-mart scooter and not being able to stand you're going to send Becky in to do the shopping from now on?"

"Ummm get your facts straight it was a TARGET scooter and I didn't wear it out the battery died and I could stand for SIX WHOLE MINUTES! You people make up the dumbest rumors!" *seven laughing with tears emojis*

 

[Botched Tit Job]

What’s this about the hiding until 4am? I must’ve missed that.

Amber said at some point that, the night they broke up, Destiny didn't call during her dinner break like she usually did. She told Amber she was talking with a supervisor, but Amber asked Sharla if that was true and she said it wasn't. She blew up at Destiny over text and instead of going home to her angry gf, she went to Walmart until 4am. Then Amber asked if destiny wanted to break up with her and she said yes.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Anyone else notice she's been a lot less active on Snapchat? They used to show themselves playing games all the time, now they don't do that at all hardly. Bed bound saga is really depressing, even sadder is she won't make it to 30.

 

[cowsgomoo8]

She is the weirdest shaped person I’ve ever seen. Her fat distribution is horrific. 550lbs and none of it goes to her tits it just forms a weird shelf ass that looks like a tumor. Tragic

 

[Not me]

She might rival the Slatons one day if she gets to live long enough! You go Gorl!

 

[AbraCadaver]

This video showed up in my recommended.

This young woman lost 300 pounds. Amber has to lose at least 400 to be within her normal weight range. She’ll have a skirt of loose skin.

I actually have seen this woman on instagram. She’s basically the opposite of AL and her excuses. This girl got married while weighing her heaviest, found it horrible that she and her husband couldn’t even catch their breath to walk the beach on their honeymoon and she and hubby resolved to change. They both started going to the gym every day, no excuses, doing tiny little exercises and working their way up. They changed their entire diet instead of just going on a diet. They swore off junk and started eating well. Now they’re both massively thinner and at the gym a lot and the girl just got surgery to reduce her loose skin. She’s actually really inspirational with her positivity and she goes out of her way to support others in their weight loss and fitness goals, running contests and exercises groups online.


Basically she’s the anti-Amberlynn. She gained a new lease on life and Amberlynn is going to die by suffocating in her sleep one night soon.

 

[THOTto]

I don't get this "you can't plan a binge" thing. Maybe in general you don't set out that day with the intention of binging, but you absolutely can get to the shops if you don't have food to binge on at home. Or go to the Cheesecake Factory, and then start binging. You can start at home, and end up at a restaurant once you've given up all hope of not binging for the day. It's a loss of control over decision-making and eating reasonably, not a complete loss of function.

On the topic of how often it happens, it's very dependent on person and mood. There are bulimics who will binge and purge repeatedly all day long.

I don't know if AL actually has BED or not, but I've seen this stuff about not being able to plan binges before as 'proof' she doesn't, and I don't buy the logic.

Typically people binge privately because of the shame they’re feeling. Eating disorders impact a persons life badly. The guilt would prevent most people from binge eating in public though it’s not unheard of on occasion, most of the stories I’ve heard about binge eating in public are bulimics at buffets or something. And like @SAVE TWINKIE! said she’s just massively over eating. I guess the idea of not being able to plan a binge is you never know when it’ll hit. And that’s why sufferers will keep very little as far as food in their houses or very healthy food. Trying to stop a binge if they run out of food by shaking themselves up.

Since a bulimics compulsion is based on ridding themselves of food. They are able to do that and can preplan to a certain degree, yes. Like I said different compulsion for a different effect.

The biggest thing is she WANTS to have BED. She wants to use a horrible eating disorder that people consider something that ruins others life as an excuse. And so she won’t be questioned. No one wants an eating disorder. It’s just like people who have truly been victimized usually don’t usually play the victim because it feels horrid. If she really felt bad about it she wouldn’t act like she got away with something when she does admit she gained. It’s just like when tumblrites want to be autistic or whatever. I’m sure if she was a regular weight she’d be The type who claims to be anorexic as well.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Amber is on Insta right now being anal about people calling her out on her insomnia.

She admits to peeing the bed til the age of 11.

Then said she had insomnia her whole entire life.
She uses the victim card so fucking much.

“Poor me, I have so many issues.
I don ‘t want to admit this, but [Insert reason to feel sorry for her] ...”

She closes 28 soon and still behaves like a 12 year old

 

[Sparkletor]

I would assume she wet the bed because she was sleeping and didn't wake up to go to the bathroom. But she has insomnia her whole life and has a hard time going to and staying asleep.

Seeing how Becky buys her Poise incontinence pads, I'm going to go out on a limb and say she still pees the bed.

 

[Turd Blossom]

She'll get a bra when she's ready guys, baby steps! You can't expect her to wake up and change her whole wardrobe in ONE day!

Oh, and she CAN fit in the movie theater seat! She fits one half of herself in one seat and the other half in a second seat, you shitlords!

Had to chuckle at this one:

Also someone asked why she doesn't have a recent photo for her IG profile pic so she posted a new one for consideration:

Spoiler: Looks JUST like you, Al!

Yes, this filtered pic is suuuper cyuuute Amber, but might I suggest one that actually captures your true form:

https://youtu.be/U_kz1bb1LO

“Slam book” is in Tammy’s comments on this video

Posting screencaps of the comments here for posterity in case they get deleted:

Amber surely must have seen these by now, but so far looks like she's keeping quiet about it on SM.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Look at the wrist compared to the upper arm. Just... Wow.

 

[Strine]

She'll get a bra when she's ready guys, baby steps! You can't expect her to wake up and change her whole wardrobe in ONE day!
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Oh, and she CAN fit in the movie theater seat! She fits one half of herself in one seat and the other half in a second seat, you shitlords!
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Also someone asked why she doesn't have a recent photo for her IG profile pic so she posted a new one for consideration:

Spoiler: Looks JUST like you, Al!

View attachment 596712 Yes, this filtered pic is suuuper cyuuute Amber, but might I suggest one that actually captures your true form:
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Turd Blossom you and I are twisted sisters gorl. I was about to post two of those with the same comments. Here are some others.

Yes Amber, all the doctors you frequently see were very adamant that you mustn't diet or attempt weight loss because it's unhulthy

The question is funny but her answer is funnier

That's true Amber; you neglect and abandon your pets indiscriminately

This made me laugh. Amber getting naked when she's weighed like she's a boxer trying to get into the featherweight bracket. God forbid the scale is offset by half a pound gorl - that's literally less than 0.1% of your weight. Also, the scale is always shot from your POV, so apparently Becky must be filming with a drone.

So why don't you give a shit about your 100 BMI?

Someone accuses AL of not seeking a professional opinion, so naturally she posts a Google search without even clicking one of the site results. Harvard Medical School here she comes!

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[ricecake]

Look at the wrist compared to the upper arm. Just... Wow.

No wonder she wears cardigans all summer.