Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Your 2 weeks statement reminded me of Ms Fvking Wonderful eating solid garbage 2 weeks after WLS.
WLS is a waste if you go back to eating garbage, it's supposedly an opportunity to eat well while being able to control your portions.
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She’s also back to chain smoking days after her surgery. She’s a shining example of why people like her & AL should not get WLS because it’s clear she’s either lying to her doctors, not attending/didn’t attend therapy, not working on her mental shit, etc etc etc

Tbh both the message sender and Amber look dumb in the whole callout post or whatever, but it clearly hit amber in the gunt.
She knows there’s truth in it and that’s why she had to post it, a person who’s Mad on the Internet is prime picking for cows. They can make Amber look more reasonable.

“Your fat and dumb, sorry” did make me chuckle tho ngl
 
do y'all notice this "serious face" that Amberlynn puts on while eating? we all know without cameras, she pigs out and focuses on nothing else; but on-camera, while she inhales food, she's often doing something else and trying to look super busy and super serious. Lol. What's that all about?
 
She’s also back to chain smoking days after her surgery. She’s a shining example of why people like her & AL should not get WLS because it’s clear she’s either lying to her doctors, not attending/didn’t attend therapy, not working on her mental shit, etc etc etc
Boogie and wingsofredemption are also in the process of regaining after surgery..

It’s like I’m seeing more fails from surgery than people who do it without it.

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do y'all notice this "serious face" that Amberlynn puts on while eating? we all know without cameras, she pigs out and focuses on nothing else; but on-camera, while she inhales food, she's often doing something else and trying to look super busy and super serious. Lol. What's that all about?

Trying to imitate what she thinks normal people look like when they eat, is my guess, and less like her usual pig in the trough.
 
Remember last month when Amber decided her 80lb weight gain this year was all due to Lexapro?
Kiwifarms remembers.

Funny how she's off of it and somehow still managed to go from 543 to 556 elbees in a single month. Our gorl couldn't have been wrong so it must be some kind of medical anomaly. I'm confident she'll address this soon.
 
Becky was used as filler content in the last segment for more advertising, bold. Although Amberlynn is going through the same cycles of past years behavior, her unapologetic attitude/snarkyness is increasing. Believe this is due to her increasing notoriety from Pewdiepie and other YouTubers, as well as emulation of Trisha Paytas. The dietician that bailed on her (due to badgering and lack of change) will affirm AL's preconceived notion of being a victim. Gorl is gaining just as much ego as she is weight.
 
Funny how she's off of it and somehow still managed to go from 543 to 556 elbees in a single month. Our gorl couldn't have been wrong so it must be some kind of medical anomaly. I'm confident she'll address this soon.
How many calories did she have to eat to manage to gain 13 lbs in one month at her weight?
 
How many calories did she have to eat to manage to gain 13 lbs in one month at her weight?
Name: Amberlynn Reid
Age: 27
Height: 5’2 or 5’3 on a good day
Previous Weight: 543 lbs
Current Weight: 556 lbs

AL was 543lbs one month ago, so her tdee then 3801 calories.
13 lb difference between the month, so 3500 cal. x 13 lb = 45,500 cal.
45,500 cal. (Add. Cal.) + 108,396 cal. (Maintenance) / 28 days =+ 5,496 cal. per day

This doesn’t include that when food is consumed the body must break it down so it burns a small fraction of calories nor the little activity she does, so I would estimate she is eating around 5500 - 6000 cal. a day. 6,000 calories is around estimated around 4-6 meals at a restaurant. As she grows her tdee will shift making her burn more cal., the gain factor is not included. (Side note: I don’t understand when smaller individuals claim to have a faster metabolism, but it’s the opposite, because fat people burn more calories)

Let’s hypothetically add how much she spends on food a day, she is always eating out or even take out on camera so let’s go with 2 meals at a restaurant per day, but Becky is included so additional 2 meals.
4 meals a day an average meal is $12.75 (12.75 x 4 meals= $51.00) ($51.00 per day x 7 days = $357) ($357 x 4 weeks = $1428 ) ($1428 x 12 months = $17,136 a year) This is a small fraction of her money so itdoesn’t include groceries, and all the useless shit they buy, which they go every other day and spend $100-200. Her claim to making 10k a month is most likely true, but she spends a good fraction of it on food, so even if she making said money, it’s being spent quickly...

Excuse me, I was just curious with some data.
Tl; dr: It’s expensive to be fat.
 
if she really gained 13 lbs of fat in a month that's almost half a pound a day gain which means she's eating ~1500 excess calories a day. in short and very simplified, if she continues to eat like that,she'll stop gaining weight once she reaches ~750 lbs, which will be a ~250 lbs gain. it won't take that long either at only ~1.5 years.

can she make it?

and i don't know why people think that you need a lot of food to get fat. all you need is food that's heavy on calories such as animal products (cheese, mayo, milk, spreads) or nuts, rice, pasta, bread, various dressings, etc. that shit isn't expensive at all. 100g of mayo is like 600+ calories and i've seen fatties eat like half of 1kg jar with spoon alone or dump the entire jar in their pasta.
 
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She posted this on Instagram Today.
 
At this point, she needs to be hospitalized before she’ll start to lose any weight. (And be properly bathed on at least a semi-consistent basis...)

But we know she won’t. We know she thinks she’s too good for that. We know she doesn’t really hate herself enough to the point where she’s willing to change jack shit.

I find it funny how we all laughed at her about the orange chicken so much that she NEVER mentions it anymore. You just KNOW she’s still mad about that.
 
Aww. "Feel bad for me, guys. I hate myself but not enough to do anything about it."

Wah. I don't believe her.

Jesus. She was almost person-shaped back then. It's weird how looking at her size today almost tricks your brain into seeing her older picture as a normal size in comparison.
 
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