Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Meh, pain pills generally make people fat. Now, we get our gorl a crack addiction, she may lose some weight before the inevitable crack heart attack. I really want to see her feet. I've noticed some people (Steven Assanti) on M6HPL get what literally look like hooves when they're walking around, and some people just get fat feet. I can never take my eyes off the hooves. I'm curious to see where she's falling on that spectrum.
 
Meh, pain pills generally make people fat. Now, we get our gorl a crack addiction, she may lose some weight before the inevitable crack heart attack. I really want to see her feet. I've noticed some people (Steven Assanti) on M6HPL get what literally look like hooves when they're walking around, and some people just get fat feet. I can never take my eyes off the hooves. I'm curious to see where she's falling on that spectrum.

She has hooves. See the "Amberlynn's ankle rolls" thread. The space between her big toe and the rest of her toes is so large it looks like a cow hoof.
 
I smell an ER trip for zofran and a weight loss video in a few days gorls

How are these bitches always getting sick? Becky had that god awful cough recently and now Amber has the "stomach flu". What even is a stomach flu anyway? Is it because she's throwing up? Wouldn't that just fall under "the flu"? Whatever. I just don't really understand how they get sick in the first place let alone all throughout the year. I swear they were both sick over the Summer - and not from toxic lake. Sure, they probably have shitty immune systems, especially AL, but they never go anywhere longer than an hour or two and no one is certainly coming to them. Maybe Rickie brings it back to the Fagshanty from work. I've always been curious about this.
 
How are these bitches always getting sick? Becky had that god awful cough recently and now Amber has the "stomach flu". What even is a stomach flu anyway? Is it because she's throwing up? Wouldn't that just fall under "the flu"? Whatever. I just don't really understand how they get sick in the first place let alone all throughout the year. I swear they were both sick over the Summer - and not from toxic lake. Sure, they probably have shitty immune systems, especially AL, but they never go anywhere longer than an hour or two and no one is certainly coming to them. Maybe Rickie brings it back to the Fagshanty from work. I've always been curious about this.


Powerleveling here but when I lived with roommates it was hard to keep the place clean and we stayed sick all the time. Add animals into that equation and you've got dander and mold everywhere just waiting to get inside your lungs.
 
It is honestly the narcissism in her, and it just shows how narcissistic she is. You would think that at a dainty 600 pounds she would be a little bit more humble, but no.

I agree though, that "eye-fucking" she does makes my skin crawl and I cringe internally.

Has Amber ever mentioned if she watches her own videos? Even as someone as delusional as her should be able to see how dreadful she looks considering how much she probably eye fucks herself using heavily filtered selfies.
 
How are these bitches always getting sick? Becky had that god awful cough recently and now Amber has the "stomach flu". What even is a stomach flu anyway? Is it because she's throwing up? Wouldn't that just fall under "the flu"? Whatever. I just don't really understand how they get sick in the first place let alone all throughout the year. I swear they were both sick over the Summer - and not from toxic lake. Sure, they probably have shitty immune systems, especially AL, but they never go anywhere longer than an hour or two and no one is certainly coming to them. Maybe Rickie brings it back to the Fagshanty from work. I've always been curious about this.
What is commonly called "stomach flu" is frequently just food poisoning. It isn't the actual flu virus.

It's also pretty common for obese people to have worse immune systems, thus getting sick more often than smaller healthier people. That amount of weight puts a lot of stress on their systems, plus they eat garbage and don't do anything to take care of themselves. No exercise, rarely go outside, poor hygiene, etc.

You'll hear from folks that lost a lot of weight, saying how amazing it is that they never get sick anymore, but they were constantly coming down with something when they were fat.
 
I was looking at Hamber's newest Instagram posts when something stood out to me....
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Someone casting? Surely a joke or scam. But I took a look closer and, oh man, I hope this is real:

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Not only does this point out that Amber isn't a dainty princess...but this show is about families. Meaning that it's implied that Becky would be a part of this too.

Too bad Amber could never do the work to qualify for surgery.
 
Has Amber ever mentioned if she watches her own videos? Even as someone as delusional as her should be able to see how dreadful she looks considering how much she probably eye fucks herself using heavily filtered selfies.


She reads/watches anything and everything related to her or about her. She Snapped pictures of herself at 360lbs saying "I miss you" referring to herself at 360lbs. She sees it and ignores it/suppresses it. It's part of her pathology.
 
How are these bitches always getting sick? Becky had that god awful cough recently and now Amber has the "stomach flu". What even is a stomach flu anyway? Is it because she's throwing up? Wouldn't that just fall under "the flu"? Whatever. I just don't really understand how they get sick in the first place let alone all throughout the year. I swear they were both sick over the Summer - and not from toxic lake. Sure, they probably have shitty immune systems, especially AL, but they never go anywhere longer than an hour or two and no one is certainly coming to them. Maybe Rickie brings it back to the Fagshanty from work. I've always been curious about this.

Ambers hygiene is absolutely awful, beckys can’t be brilliant and Eric must have his moments where he’s sick and it spreads. When you have multiple people under the same roof it’s very easy to spread the flu or other illnesses. Excuse the powerlevel but I’m currently in university accommodation and when one of us on the same floor gets sick it spreads (Mainly because share a kitchen. Sharing kitchens or bathrooms with people who are sick is the best way to catch something).
 
(Mainly because share a kitchen. Sharing kitchens or bathrooms with people who are sick is the best way to catch something).

I'm also told that touching your face is a good way to let microbes find a point of entry. AL certainly seems to do this a lot, so any germ on her hands probably ends up in her mouth/eyes/etc.
 
I'm also told that touching your face is a good way to let microbes find a point of entry. AL certainly seems to do this a lot, so any germ on her hands probably ends up in her mouth/eyes/etc.

Oh Lordy yes, you should see the samples we’ve observed in microbiology from our fingers. It’s amazing how many pathogens we can transport via our skin!
 
I was looking at Hamber's newest Instagram posts when something stood out to me....
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Someone casting? Surely a joke or scam. But I took a look closer and, oh man, I hope this is real:

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Not only does this point out that Amber isn't a dainty princess...but this show is about families. Meaning that it's implied that Becky would be a part of this too.

Too bad Amber could never do the work to qualify for surgery.


Well it seems like the show is legit and they do sound Southern. IF this person isn't trolling and they're trying to wrangle Amber like cattle, they're wasting their time. This show will be cancelled before she lost the weight to even qualify for surgery.

 
I know, we've moved on but I envision Becky not rolling AOn her side when shes choking on her vomit. Much like the Breaking Bad scene where Walter doesnt roll Jesse's girlfriend over when she's choking and watches her die.

Saw that scene for the first time yesterday, if Becky let’s amber die the same way then she’s both evil and brilliant.
 
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