Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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TFW your lesbian Chad GF cons a shit-ton of gifts outta you, cheats on you, then dumps your broken ass in a hick part of Kentucky, leaving you with self-esteem issues for years.

We don’t give destiny enough credit really, she single handedly made amber miserable


That’s not a vision anyone wants in their head jesus
 

Says "thank u, next" for Destiny, but still throwing shade/hung up on her. :story:

ETA: You'd think if she was still on her whole "Destiny and I can be friends because exes can be friends" train, she'd cut the video shorter instead of letting it go on to the cheating part.

Never forget when Dana let it slip that Destiny was trying to get at her while dating Amber, but Amber denied it and refused to believe it.
 

Says "thank u, next" for Destiny, but still throwing shade/hung up on her. :story:
"More mature" Sure, Jan. This is why you had to be the three ton wheel on 'double dates' just so you could stalk Dusty and Shrek all the while lusting after her.

I love how people like AL think they have to constantly compare to straight people, who gives a fuck and lez be real, AL people like you are notorious for moving in too fast and burning out twice as fast.

Also Dusty cheated on you because you were suffocating her with your jealousy and now you have to fake it for a Thumbslug who is lobotomized off of Antipsycotics.
 
Pretty sure she meant: "Sinking my pearly white fangs..."

This is why I think AL is only trolling with her mispronunciations half the time. Her grasp on the English language is tenuous at best and might actually be getting worse. Her brain can't function correctly anymore, if it ever could.


I think you might be on to something, and it could be weight related with her. Like, she's gotten so big, it's making it hard for her to breathe, therefore it's restricting oxygen that gets to her brain, therefore she seems more than exceptional at all times - same can be said for the Beckster.
 
I think you might be on to something, and it could be weight related with her. Like, she's gotten so big, it's making it hard for her to breathe, therefore it's restricting oxygen that gets to her brain, therefore she seems more than exceptional at all times - same can be said for the Beckster.
Sleep apnea does cause some serious brain damage and AL refuses to go to a doctor and get a c pap. She's been restricting her brain on the nightly for years and is, in fact getting increasingly dumber for it.
 
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Sleep apnea does cause some serious brain damage and AL refuses to go to a doctor and get a c pap. She's been restricting her brain on the nightly for years and is, in fact getting increasingly dumber for it.
The facts that she admits she sleeps on pillow mountain but refuses to get a sleep study or cpap machine :D :D truly exceptional individual
 
Fuck imagine being so fat you slowly become exceptional
I mean, I didn't even mention the uncontrolled diabetes means her blood sugar is all over the place, which means her brain is having to take protective measures without rest. Amyloid-beta buildup on the brain forms those telltale hardened tangles that indicate Alzheimer's disease. If her body isn't producing insulin, it's not breaking down those tangles made to protect the brain from inflammation when blood sugar is spiked.

Also with hbp that she's mentioned being "diagnosed" medication for and then never mentioned again her blood is battering against the walls if the blood vessels in her brain and the poor things are probably weak as shit.

Everyone marvels that her body is still going because she's "still young" and sure her skeleton might be handling the abuse for now but her lack of oxygen, high blood pressure, and uncontrolled blood sugar all mean she's at a very increased risk for early onset Alzheimer's, a stoke or aneurysm, and serious brain damage. I would be legitimately surprised if she didn't have at least one of these already but we'll never know because a neurologist isn't going to touch her without health insurance and a referral from a PCP, neither of which she has.

Tl; dr her brain is fucked beyond repair.
 
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Not even touching on diabetes effect on the brain as @FitBitch did, obesity from diet alone can have negative implications for the brain in regards to functionality.

"Thus, central inflammation* in obesity leads not just to disruption of hypothalamic satiety signals and perpetuation of overeating, but also to negative outcomes on cognition."

"Our investigations suggest that weight gain results, at least in part, from a neurological predisposition characterized by reduced executive function, and in turn obesity itself has a compounding negative impact on the brain via mechanisms currently attributed to low‐grade systemic inflammation*, elevated lipids and/or insulin resistance."

"Overall, data suggest that obesity-induced alterations in metabolism may significantly synergize with age to impair brain function and accelerate age-related diseases of the nervous system."

*this refers to obesity-related inflammation within the brain from very high fat diets often exhibited in morbidly obese people



TL;DR Amber ate herself stupid, science says so.

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The facts that she admits she sleeps on pillow mountain but refuses to get a sleep study or cpap machine :biggrin: :biggrin: truly exceptional individual

What's even more exceptional is that she asserts she doesn't use the pillows.
 
Dustin is a "thank you, next" according to Amber? Funny, I remember Dustin being the one to say that when she dumped Amber for Dana just before Valentine's Day.
It's been how long now and she STILL has a chapped ass about Dusty. I love it. She REALLY thought she had her under her control and boy was she wrong. I credit Dusty of course but also her family who I am very very sure had a hand in getting her the fuck out of there, especially after living with that beast for a time.
 
i dont know if it's that she will always miss her exes as much as she will miss the time in her life when she wasn't bedbound and getting her butthole wiped clean by Thumb

Blecky is what 10 generations of Kentucky inbreeding looks like.
what will the inbred, bedbound Kentucky children of tomorrow look like? :cryblood:
 
It's been how long now and she STILL has a chapped ass about Dusty. I love it. She REALLY thought she had her under her control and boy was she wrong. I credit Dusty of course but also her family who I am very very sure had a hand in getting her the fuck out of there, especially after living with that beast for a time.

My favorite thing about the breakup is that Amber said Florida was her favorite place she's lived and that she hates Kentucky. I love that Dustin moved Amber from Florida to Kentucky, left her huge ass there, and later took Dana back to Florida. :D No one is stupid enough to believe Amber's love for Becky is what keeps her in Kentucky.
 
Well, I never expected to see Big Al mentioned in Mike Jeavon's comment section.
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Is it terrible that when I first heard 'thank u, next' I thought to myself 'can't wait for Hamber to play this on snapchat or in a YouNow'

Anyways, I guess Hamber isn't as much of a masterful manipulator as I thoughy because if she was smart, she'd be buttering the Queens and her thumb as much as possible. They're her only support system, and I honestly don't see them being good samaritans and letting her stay if and when the thumb breaks it off.
 
Is it terrible that when I first heard 'thank u, next' I thought to myself 'can't wait for Hamber to play this on snapchat or in a YouNow'

Anyways, I guess Hamber isn't as much of a masterful manipulator as I thoughy because if she was smart, she'd be buttering the Queens and her thumb as much as possible. They're her only support system, and I honestly don't see them being good samaritans and letting her stay if and when the thumb breaks it off.
Oh, no, I have to beg to differ. She's managed to maneuver herself into a position to have at least three people at her beck and call. She's got Becks to make herself and unemployed, dependent chauffeur. She's got Eric dependent on occasional peeks at Hambert when she's not able to control the angle in order to give his "channel" relevance. She's got Rickie over a barrel thanks to the prior two. Hell, she's still on Destiny's phone plan or is paying her money for something to keep her hanging on. I'd say she's a master manipulator whether or not she does it consciously.
 
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