Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Donovan the Man]

I found Amber through here when the Beauty Parlour was made so I never got roped into believing she wanted to lose weight. My first exposure was that she's liar from the Casey incident and Damon White stuff, never really paid attention to her until she got her own subforum when she hooked up Becky. I remember when people said Becky would never roll over and let Amber do what she wants. Amber being all subdued and shy about putting Becky on camera was all an act while tried to get a feel of Becky's personality and Becky tough bull dyke attitude was bullshit. Becky had many people here routing for her.

I've watched a few of Amber's videos on youtube's website, but I've never got recs of her videos. I watched Null's streams of her and Chantal and now I have so many recs for hater videos. Like 3 out of 10 recommendations are video mocking Amber, then Chantal, and now Trisha. Youtube knows.

 

[Twinkie]

I've gone down the rabbit hole of re-reading the early days of the general thread, back when I was strictly a lurker. This one stood out to me: "People are saying this is her new flame":

Oh, the difference two years can make.

Look at that shower behind her in a corner. It looks like even Yung Becks would've had to squeeze in there. That looks like a 1970s shower, deathfats hardly existed back then. There's no way Amberlynn ever fit in there, and she's lived in that house for 2 years. Think about that

 

[LumpySpace]

Genuinely can’t remember my first Al video was, but I remember finding the thread dedicated to just her ankles. I needed to put a face to the ankles. I found her mildly entertaining, then they all went on holiday to Lexington, and the mini golf video had me hooked. Hambert trying to swish her hair around constantly, gasping for air while thudding around trying to wack the ball, in a fashion that could only resemble a chubby toddler that can’t move properly yet. Oh and having to sit on random objects on the course pretending to chill daintily, but really was about to collapse a lung. She literally had the worst day and tried so hard to make it look amazing. They spent the rest of the trip in the motel. Amazing.

 

[manicpixiebasementdweller]

I was watching freak shows on Barcroft a little too much, and eventually, Big Al began to pop up. She looked like a relative of the Slaton sisters, so I had to see what the deal was.

I don’t think I ever clicked on a video of hers, but definitely a video about her. I figured there’d be a thread here, but hadn’t checked this place in about a year-year and a half. (Phil updates became boring to me.) Lo and behold, a subforum.

 

[Barbarella]

I can’t remember a first video either, but I think it was probably Destiny and Amber in a Wommart or something mundane. I began following around the start of the Destiny era. Every prediction I made about Amber’s weight and health has come true. I’ve watched her gain about 200 lbs and become bed bound (although she doesn’t admit it).

This is late, but I don’t think the picture that’s supposed to be Becky with makeup in front of the shower curtain is really Becky. Features are different, especially the eyes, and we’ve seen pictures of Becky as a teen and with makeup, and she was still a thumb. I think it’s a girl who resembles Becky, but isn’t. I’m willing to be wrong if anybody knows for sure.

When Amber ends up like Chance, I’m going to feel a bit empty. For a day maybe.

 

[497]

Not sure if it’s been said anywhere but her vague snap of someone she looked up to saying “mean ass shit” was probably obese beast.
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Before she even receives or begins this program AL is really burning some bridges with youtubers... Jen, obesetobeast... they are in the same block box as Zachary Michael now. They'll probably forgive it later knowing she was just dumb and desperate. In the mean time she'll still have Chantal as a friend.

 

[ADHD]

This is late, but I don’t think the picture that’s supposed to be Becky with makeup in front of the shower curtain is really Becky. Features are different, especially the eyes, and we’ve seen pictures of Becky as a teen and with makeup, and she was still a thumb. I think it’s a girl who resembles Becky, but isn’t. I’m willing to be wrong if anybody knows for sure.

I think it looks off because it's the mirror image of what we usually see. See if this helps:

 

[Dutch Courage]

Sure looks like Becky to me. And if that isn't her, she needs to return Becky's shirt and cap...

 

[Xenomorph]

I think it looks off because it's the mirror image of what we usually see. See if this helps:
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That bathroom is fucking tragic

 

[classtrash]

I think it looks off because it's the mirror image of what we usually see. See if this helps:
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If people still can't tell that's Becky, here's Amber in front of the mirrors in the back there. Remember when she was pretending to shower for us?

 

[sis no]

This is great detective work y'oll, but Barbarella was talking about the picture where Becky (or what looks to be Becky) is wearing heavy makeup in front of an ugly shower curtain

edit: photo in question

 

[ADHD]

This is great detective work y'oll, but Barbarella was talking about the picture where Becky (or what looks to be Becky) is wearing heavy makeup in front of an ugly shower curtain
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edit: photo in question

Yes, that's Becky.

 

[Strine]

I started watching because a friend told me about a delusional massively obese white trash girl who lies unconvincingly on the internet while eating 10k calories a day.

 

[Malibougie]

I started watching when o started my own weight loss journey. Recommended by a missbeautifulalicia on you tube (who I am surprised doesn’t have a thread- wls, failed wls, skin removal, lots of whining, more weight gain, all on Medicaid! Loves to buy dollar store shit. Seems nice until you piss her off). I thought it would be cool to lose weight with someone who had about the same amount to lose as I did in real time. I became a hater in her first mukbang. I compared it to watching a drug addict getting high and got ripped to shreds in the comment section by her supporters. Oh how times have changed.

Sorry for being late girls, took a brief hiatus

That’s so disturbing to look at, but I can’t stop watching. Her bulge looks like a man’s crotch.

I think that’s where her lost neck might be

Another video where ALR refuses surgery. She watches MSPL so she knows that weight loss surgery would physically restrict the binge monster a great deal.

Why won’t she just get the surgery? Does she seriously think she can do it on her own or is she aware she wouldn’t be able to eat a lot/what she wants after surgery and doesn’t want to give that up?

I constantly question how much of her behavior is pure stupidity or just willful ignorance

truth is she wants to, or truly doesn’t give a shit if she dies. Like at all. We can all stop caring. She. Wants. To. Die.

I am genuinely interested to see if she will EVER admit to this failing (because it will, we know that already).

As in, is she going to come clean and admit that she couldn't stick to it (aka blame her disorders), or is she going to make up some lie about tragedy knocking her off course, her coach blocking her, etc?

There should be a speculation thread on why her 1,000 cal of powdered meals will fail her. I do like the one that it’s Becky’s fault. She had rice, and it was all over.

Amber wasting her money on Optavia is just pathetic. "It's a weight loss coach who's gonna help me!" NO. It's a salesperson who gives zero fuck about you and has no medical training. You're wasting hundreds on tiny portions of cardboard, and you're still gonna fail.

I think the goal all along was AL thinking she could sell this shit to her 100,000 subs and make a ton of money. She isn’t going to eat this shit and smile.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

My name's Creedence, and I'm an amberholic.

I started watching when YouTube recommended an Amber edit where Amber chops an onion, nearly amputates her digits, and throws 2/3 of the vegetable away.

I knew then that this was going to be part of my life.

 

[Snarkybunny]

Back before she was on youtube she had a wordpress blog she used to write for. I've been following her since that.

 

[HamFan]

I'm pretty new to Amberlynn's saga. My introduction was this Katie W video:

It takes you on the whole rollercoaster- laughing at her for being a douche, then feeling sorry for her because she can't get her shit together, then getting pissed that she's not even trying. Then go back to laughing at her.

 

[Kukkamaaria]

I've always loved watching Youtube freakshows and not sure how, but few years ago I started watching the Slatons. After a while their low IQ, white trashiness and inability to apply make up with their fat, stubby fingers got too much and finally about a year ago I found Amber. I knew nothing about her, but I think just one video made it clear this woman is delusional. It was like text book case how not to diet. Almost like every single thing she did or said was against common sense.

 

[Bitchboy95]

Can you guys create a separate thread to reminisce about how you found this cow? This thread is long enough as it is.

 

[Whatthefuck]

She's just an emotionally stunted middle schooler. She hit age twelve and never progressed mentally. She's immature, snarky, ignorant, and smug. All the worst traits of any kid in middle school. She's never moved past that point. It's great for us! There will never be a shortage of entertainment because she'll never change. It has to suck for everyone who comes into her presence IRL. She would be a fucking nightmare.