Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 350 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,638 74.5%

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Probably something like Woman Within. They go to to a size 44 (Sorry, a 6XL). It's all very utilitarian though. The days of cute neck pieces and bulldog sweaters are coming to an end rapidly.

And she would still do Torrid hauls but we would see her walking around her home in Woman Within.
 
her prosonality is not jarring and cunty unlike Amber
:lol: Anna is a massive cunt. Worse than Amber; at least Amber schemed a way to make her own money. Anna just has had everything given to her by her Daddy. Amber is addicted to food but has never touched drugs because she saw how it fucked up her parents' lives while Anna continues to gorge herself despite her mother and sister dying of obesity related illnesses. If you still think she isn't as bad as Amber, check out her recent meltdown over the airline giving away her "dog's" first class seat (really for her huge ass) because she was late for her flight.

I feel gross defending Amber but Anna is truly horrible.
 
It doesn't even matter how often she uploads now; her videos are boring at best and agitating at worst. All we ever get now is her stuffing her face, her saying she's going to stop stuffing her face, and her wearing designer tents backwards. If Eric Cooke is uploading more interesting content than you, it's over.
She just needs to generate as much bedbound drama as possible. In another thread people noticed that her optavia flop got her a new peak of attention. Probably some from the anti-MLM crowd especially, but it was entertaining for everyone to watch this dumbass lose $400 for granola bars instead of Torrid again.
Maybe if she got some other crap delivered to her and "reviewed" it? That monthly subscription shit like birchbox?
 
:lol: Anna is a massive cunt. Worse than Amber; at least Amber schemed a way to make her own money. Anna just has had everything given to her by her Daddy. Amber is addicted to food but has never touched drugs because she saw how it fucked up her parents' lives while Anna continues to gorge herself despite her mother and sister dying of obesity related illnesses. If you still think she isn't as bad as Amber, check out her recent meltdown over the airline giving away her "dog's" first class seat (really for her huge ass) because she was late for her flight.

I feel gross defending Amber but Anna is truly horrible.

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How dumb do you have to be to wear this outfit and think it looks good ? Seriously? It looks scary .
 
:lol: Anna is a massive cunt. Worse than Amber; at least Amber schemed a way to make her own money. Anna just has had everything given to her by her Daddy. Amber is addicted to food but has never touched drugs because she saw how it fucked up her parents' lives while Anna continues to gorge herself despite her mother and sister dying of obesity related illnesses. If you still think she isn't as bad as Amber, check out her recent meltdown over the airline giving away her "dog's" first class seat (really for her huge ass) because she was late for her flight.

I feel gross defending Amber but Anna is truly horrible.

I think the biggest difference is that one fully embraces fat culture and has an ego as big as her fupa whereas Amber wants to be dainty and because she isn't, it crushes her self esteem so it's a litle self contained. Imagine if she lived in one of the major cities where the fat acceptance movement has stronger roots.

I do occasionally, but for the most part reaction/drama/haydur channels aren't really my bag.

Katie W's vids are mostly compilations and the easiest way to understand why Amber even has a circle of haters.
 
lol why do people say she has more unfortunate fat distribution than amberlynn? come on son

Agreed, she still has a womanly shape to her body. Like it's not great, but it registers as female on a primitive brain level.

Hamber looks like a bloated amorphous blob with a shelf ass attachment. She has no female features really. There's nothing even remotely "sexy" about hambert. And that's before you even consider Hamby's abhorrent obvious hygienic limitations.
 
lol why do people say she has more unfortunate fat distribution than amberlynn? come on son
It's because of the size of Anna's legs. There is no doubt in my mind that big AL is fatter and has a more unfortunate fat distribution. It's just that AL has never shown her legs before. Edit: spelling is hard
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I believe people think this, because of the size of Anna's legs. There is no doubt in my mind that big AL is fatter and has a more unfortunate fat distribution. It's just that AL has never shown her legs before. View attachment 682086
Also Anna is probably only almost 400lbs, where our Christmas Ham (AL) is pushing 600 if she isn't already. Anna lacks Ambers ankle rolls (shudder) but not for long if she keeps it up. Ugh imagine being AL and rolling your foot/ankle to stretch the muscle and during the entire rotation you felt your hanging ankle fat draping over some part of her foot (:_(
 
It's because of the size of Anna's legs. There is no doubt in my mind that big AL is fatter and has a more unfortunate fat distribution. It's just that AL has never shown her legs before. Edit: spelling is hardView attachment 682086
If you turn her sideways, her bottom half looks like one of those giant turkey legs they sell at Renaissance fairs. ?
 
I was thinking, why can't she just film a selfie-cam video on her phone, and I realized I don't even know if she uses a proper video camera.


it was this big to-do last summer when she decided to get a camera and new laptop. even spawned a few clickbait-y videos around it. I remember the general consensus was "gorl, why are you spending all this money when your videos consist of clothing hauls, sitting, and eating....and you barely edit your videos" But yeah she uses a proper camera
 
I don’t think she even has the energy to pick up the camera. Which is real fucking sad considering YouTube is supposed to be her job.
I agree with this; I don't think she has the mental or physical energy, really. I might be wrong, but at this point I see Amber being so miserable, lethargic and, sadly, past the point of no return that even the money (which she needs to give to Becky to bring her drive thru and takeout) isn't enough incentive for her to film on a super-shitty schedule - maybe, I don't know. We'll just wait and see like always :optimistic:
 
:lol: Anna is a massive cunt. Worse than Amber; at least Amber schemed a way to make her own money. Anna just has had everything given to her by her Daddy. Amber is addicted to food but has never touched drugs because she saw how it fucked up her parents' lives while Anna continues to gorge herself despite her mother and sister dying of obesity related illnesses. If you still think she isn't as bad as Amber, check out her recent meltdown over the airline giving away her "dog's" first class seat (really for her huge ass) because she was late for her flight.

I feel gross defending Amber but Anna is truly horrible.
Is there a thread about Anna cause so much of this I didnt know.
 
:lol: Anna is a massive cunt. Worse than Amber; at least Amber schemed a way to make her own money. Anna just has had everything given to her by her Daddy. Amber is addicted to food but has never touched drugs because she saw how it fucked up her parents' lives while Anna continues to gorge herself despite her mother and sister dying of obesity related illnesses. If you still think she isn't as bad as Amber, check out her recent meltdown over the airline giving away her "dog's" first class seat (really for her huge ass) because she was late for her flight.

I feel gross defending Amber but Anna is truly horrible.
Wow I never knew that she's such a cunt. I've only seen her try clothes in few fat cringe complilation videos and thinking to myself "at least she trys on her clothes unlike one dainty gorl I know"
 
Can anyone give me the origin story of why AL's doctor is called the 'singing doctor'? I've looked everywhere for it and I must just be a moron, because I can't find it.

The singing doctor is referred to as such because Amber, telling us about her first appointment, said that her doctor came into the exam room singing and laughing. (I didn’t see anyone answer your question, please forgive me if someone answered already and if anyone cares to elaborate or correct my answer please do.)

ngl I'd pay money to see those legs in shorts.

Hell I’d watch the 8 ads in a video if she wore flesh colored leggings tbh.
 
This is going to show me off as an autist, so be warned. I have always been fascinated by beasts as large as Amberlynn. Gaining weight and being overweight is a simple concept. You eat more calories than you burn = weight gain. But I have never understood HOW someone could gain so much weight, SO FAST, when they started out huge to begin with! No matter how fat you are, you cannot change the laws of physics or mathematics.

What's really confused me, is getting my head around how Hamber can be gaining weight as quickly, or even more quickly at 560lbs that she did 100 and 200lbs ago. Logically, she has to be eating more each day than the last to keep gaining weight.

I did some maths to try and understand it.

Ambers starting weight in her first vlog was 368lbs. Her "ending" weight in her video last week was 560lbs. The first video was 17th/Nov/2013, and her recent video was 17/Feb/2019. So in 1918 days, she gained 192lbs. This is on average 0.100lbs per day of gain (or 1.6 ounces). This means on average she has gained a pound of weight every ten days. I know that she has been on a cycle of gain/lose and has changed pace continuously, but I don't have enough time to literally find every single weigh in she's done to make the trend.

I used an online TDEE calculator, and god knows how accurate they are, especially when the lowest setting of activity is "sedentary" as opposed to "bed bound", but it placed her at 2836calories a day to maintain (at her starting weight). What interests me is that she would have to consume 3,500 on TOP of what she "expends" by living to gain a pound. So that's an excess of roughly 350 a day for ten days straight to gain a pound. That's easily done with a big mac and some candy here and there. But when she gains a pound (and is at 369lbs) her TDEE goes up. I did some calculations, and the website I used suggested that with each pound gained, Amber would have an additional 5.5 calories in her TDEE.

She has since gained 198 pounds. Her TDEE is estimated now at 3,881calories a day to maintain.

This doesn't take into account that her rate of expenditure is inverse to her weight, so she would need (somewhat?) less calories to maintain because she isn't burning anything. But then again, at her size, does walking to the bathroom burn as much as climbing three flights of stairs for a normal person?

What really shocks me is that when you look at the trend of weight gain, it's faster and faster (since she's been with Becky). So not only does she need to continuously eat a shit ton to get to 368, she needs to eat even more to gain weight, eat even MORE to keep consistently gaining weight, and eat even MORE to increase the speed of weight gain.

She not only eats huge amounts of high calorie food, but she does that constantly.

It takes a LOT of fucking work to become Amberlynn reid.
 
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