Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

No booboo, you scanned the package in MFP and it gave you the calories for a serving... Not the whole package.

Exactly ... a serving size is 2 oz. per the packaging at 170 calories per serving (7 servings in a package!) .. so if she ate the entire package, which we all know she did, the sausage alone 1190 calories ... 3 g carbs per serving as well .. plus that LARGE baked tater ...

I know it doesn't have much sway, but I'm digging her like to dislike ratio on this one

 

[Damaged Goods]

I know it doesn't have much sway, but I'm digging her like to dislike ratio on this one

Fun fact: sitting at 10.6% likes, it's only 0.3% more well-liked than her quitting Optavia announcement vid

 

[MossCow]

I agree with @SAVE TWINKIE! . The line on the second chart (total subscribers gained) is still going up. One thing I noticed on the screencap is that the amount of subs/hour is decreasing, which means she stopped buying them.

Spoiler: Why I think Amber was buying subs, an essay

Some time ago (a year or so), a few farmers and I checked her socialblade and there were spikes in her subscription numbers around the time Amber would wake up or just before she would go to sleep.

The number of subscribers per hour was similar to what the image above showed, and then between 4 PM and 2 AM there would be one hour* when those numbers would jump to tens (or even higher. I can't remember any specific number).

It makes me wonder if she stopped buying subscriptions because (A) she forgot, (B) thinks she doesn't need that anymore (C) money is running low or (D) a combination of any/all.

*Amber falls into the lifestyle vlogger category, and as such, her videos have no permanence (most people won't go back to her older videos and watch those), which is the reason why it's important to upload new videos with a certain frequency (a craft vlogger, for example, can go longer without uploading because their videos have permanence).

The subscriber spike made little sense, since they didn't come on days when she uploaded (which would be the norm for lifestyle vloggers).

I remember a while back (maybe last year?) Shane Dawson made a video about buying subs... I wonder if there’s any relationship between when that video came out and Al’s sub count lol

 

[a834604]

No booboo, you scanned the package in MFP and it gave you the calories for a serving... Not the whole package.

MFP's scanning function is very unreliable, everything is submitted by users who use what ever servings they want. It's very difficult to get an accurate calorie count by scanning. You need to manually count them, by weighing and then looking the calories from the package.

 

[Dainty_Queen]

"Im afraid to go into ketosis" "20 grams of carbs is too low"

I am about ready to stop watching Amberlynn's videos and just read the summary on here and its not aggravating as much as it is autistic and braindead content. If she could just finish her fucking sentences such as when she's talking about the cooking in water, " That's just how I prefer". Idk it drives me crazy, why can't she just say the IT. Or "Here we have A water" ??? wtf "in these bellpepper" '15 protein" and I every time she says "satiated" just makes me cry from laughter.

Who has been telling her carbs are good for her?? I mean literally everyone has been telling her to cut carbs. 58 grams of carbs is still alot for 1 meal if you're on a low carb diet. Also how can you eat that shit as your FIRST meal.

Then she moans and goes "MMMMmmMmm this is where its at" where what is at? Diabetes? Sleep apnea? Heart disease?

She is obviously trying to rake in the monies because mid video she's all like "Guise please dont click out of this video lemme axplain averything furst"

And she is definitely making feeder content, all the moaning, lip licking, orgasmic eye-rolls is more than the usual disgust I feel after watching piggylynn

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

inb4 she heads off to that cheesecake factory in the sky.

I created a fable that told that the fires of Hell are fueled by the fat of the gluttons.

 

[Arcadia]

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Maybe so... considering she obviously is the type to overfeed and not walk her dog... Twinkie is clearly overweight too, though that doesn’t surprise me when her main caretakers are both the size of a whale themselves

 

[ybardia]

Nah, we'll move on to some other fatty together.

Someone should make a poll of which fatty we’ll migrate to when Amber passes.

 

[8008135]

Fun fact: sitting at 10.6% likes, it's only 0.3% more well-liked than her quitting Optavia announcement vid

And the Optavia vid is several weeks old now, too. This vid will become her new low point by end of day tomorrow, without question.

 

[niente]

Someone should make a poll of which fatty we’ll migrate to when Amber passes.

Imma suggest Chantal. She a hoot!

 

[Arcadia]

I wonder if someone, anyone irl, ever tried to talk to her about her weight? Like, "you need to do something or you will die" kind of talk. Krystal parents maybe, what about Becky? It just seems like nobody gives a shit lol
[/QUOTE]
I think people have tried to help her but given she’s stuck in a perpetual state of victimhood she would never listen to them. I mean we see how she beats down Becky when she even tries to keep her from going out to eat etc. Amber is abusive to her partners but also very defensive. She even said in one video that when Becky would say no to taking her for fast food she would yell at her over it lol... she’s beyond help

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

- Where is Wasabi? Once I mentioned that she wasn't showing the cats, she was quick to post images and footage of Rarity, but what about Wasabi? Did she "gave" him to Rafe? Did she open the door and he just walked out like Grace?

The Wasabi thing really bothers me because, frankly, he's my favorite and he seems to be the most ignored, neglected pet in the KY Fag Shanty. His little adorable mustache just kills me. Also, he's a long haired cat which means he requires brushing or he'll develop mats in his fur and will have trouble eliminating. You know that bitch isn't brushing him or cutting mats out. I so want to take in all of her pets. She's not expressly abusing them, but she's certainly not a very good caretaker.

I swear to god, if anything happened to that cat...

"Im afraid to go into ketosis" "20 grams of carbs is too low"

Right? Too low for what? Says who? She just pulls these numbers out of her ever-expanding ass.

And she is definitely making feeder content, all the moaning, lip licking, orgasmic eye-rolls is more than the usual disgust I feel after watching piggylynn

Definitely. She called it "Sausage Fest" for crissake.

Also, that meal was waaaaay more put-together than the usual slop she makes. Sausage, onion, and peppers sounds like an actual dish that someone requested, not something her tiny mind came up with on its own.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

If she ate what I think she did, it's this:

It has 90 calories in a 2oz serving, the sausage itself is 13oz. That's 585 calories. The russet potato is ~120 calories. Amber might not have been too far off with her calorie estimate.

Still, she shouldn't have eaten all that god damn food. Also, I'd like to know where Wasabi is too. I haven't seen that cat in a grip or even heard AL mention his name. She probably got rid of him, what a bitch.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

It wasn’t your weight, the torn dirty clothes, the dandruff, the hair-bugs, the binge-shopping for useless shit, the rape accusation, the endless failed diets, the emotional sob fests in the Wal-Mart parking lot, or the scooter that mortified you? It was a fart joke. THAT’S what embarrassed you into action?

She can't pretend she didn't do those things, though. This is perhaps the first time the haydurs may have been wrong. She'll never let it go.

It wasn't consensus. Amber said so herself. I don't think she got a new scale, though. If she did, she'd have made a video out of it.

Does anyone remember the last non-shaky weigh-in number? I think it was 560, but I'm not sure.

I'm just wondering because if she ever claims to be under 560 (or whatever) and still can't won't do weigh-ins, it's another lah.

(Not that there's a shortage of lahs, of course. I just like to chronicle them.)

 

[Dainty_Queen]

Also, that meal was waaaaay more put-together than the usual slop she makes. Sausage, onion, and peppers sounds like an actual dish that someone requested, not something her tiny mind came up with on its own.

Yes, 100%. Also where is the cat... I mean the thing that actually irritates me about Amberlynn is her turning a blind eye to actual questions that have nothing to with "haydin" on her. But she responds to haydurs with sass to prove that she's a bad bitch or something??
Like bitch we don't care how sassy you are, anyone can sass over the interwebs, just answer the goddamn questions that people are really interested in.

Honestly if I ever come around Kentucky, I hope I see her at Wommart

 

[Damaged Goods]

She almost never films herself on the scale, her live weigh-ins almost always consist of Becky just filming the display. There was a long hiatus before the last one so it will be very hard to pinpoint when she stopped fitting comfortably onto the scale

 

[New & Improved Username]

Enjoy the spot where I accidentally paused this video.

Spoiler

You asshole

 

[Snusmumriken]

"[a frat house worth of sausage and one large tasteless potato + some random shit] was actually a suggestion from my doctor"
Why the fuck you lahhyin
Why you always lahhyin
Mmmohmygod
Stop fucking lahhyin

 

[497]

"[a frat house worth of sausage and one large tasteless potato + some random shit] was actually a suggestion from my doctor"
Why the fuck you lahhyin
Why you always lahhyin
Mmmohmygod
Stop fucking lahhyin

noooo way. the doctor said she has slightly high blood pressure but recomends something with almost her days worth of sodium? maybe she meant a small portion not the whole link.

 

[Edith Puthy]

noooo way. the doctor said she has slightly high blood pressure but recomends something with almost her days worth of sodium? maybe she meant a small portion not the whole link.

C'mon, she never spoke with a doctor about this or anything else. She doesn't go to the doctor, she doesn't do 95% of the things she says she does. It's all unabashed, translucent lies.