Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

Or a salt lick that a horse has ALREADY licked.
Maybe that can be the new thread - what would you rather lick - AOr X

Cyanide.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Or a salt lick that a horse has ALREADY licked.
Maybe that can be the new thread - what would you rather lick - AOr X

That's what the NASTY thread is for! Do indulge us there.

 

[Xenomorph]

KING! This is my jam negl.

His serial killer look really completes the song.

This should be AL's new intro song if she really wants to be like Chantal.

 

[marjoram]

Just a quick PSA because I like to bring it up A LOT ('cause it's hilarious):

Big Al's wattpad is helloo daarling and lovely farmer Pozilei archived the "poetry" section called Naked in post 4950 on page 248 in this thread.

For the newbies and anyone else who needs a bout of hysterical laughter....

 

[mekalekahi]

Very low views calls for a fast food mukbang this week. Shes going to pass it off as a OMAD meal I feel it!

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

(I'm quoting a post in the thread for Amber's May 27 video but my response got pretty autistic so I figured it'd fit better in the General thread.)

That's got to be about 9,000 kcal per day on average, if not more, as a worst case scenario. If there is truth to Amber having some days where she eats reasonably and a smattering of binge days, and her recent weight loss streak suggests this might be true, her binges would have to be 10,000-20,000 kcal at times. I just actually sat for a few minutes and contemplated how goddamned much food that is for one human being, and I'd just like to express my continued amazement that someone exists who can do that ON A REGULAR BASIS without constant projectile vomiting at best or literally exploding at worst.

To put this in perspective, the world's top competitive eaters "only" consume 10,000-20,000 kcal when they're on their game. Competitive fucking eaters.

Revulsion at the existence of that "sport" aside, remember that is the literal pinnacle of known human capability. Joey Chestnut recently set a world record by eating 74 hot dogs in ten minutes, and if online info is correct and one Nathan's hot dog with bun contains around 280 kcal, he would have consumed around 20,720 kcal when he set his record. Amber might spread that throughout the day a little more, but again, if she is telling the truth about most of her intake being in short binges, she's actually right in the ballpark, and that is fucking remarkable.

Want to know what's even more unbelievable? The current women's record was set by Sonya Thomas in 2005, and sits at 37 hot dogs in 12 minutes. That is "only" around 10,360 kcal. Homegirl could do that in her sleep.

Amber is a motherfucking world class champion and she doesn't even know it.

Deathfats are the food equivalent of a hardcore heroin addict. They can eat the amount of food that would put a normal person in the hospital (?) .

 

[Twinkie]

To be honest I'm kind of fine with Amber claiming copyright. The videos I have seen of her are hardly transformative at all, it's just her videos but with the same dopey music layered over each one. I'm just shocked she hasn't struck them down before

She has absolutely struck reupload channels before. How quickly we forget Dr. Now, Amberlard, Hamburger Reviews, the list goes on. Those weren't booleein channels so the only way she could strike them would be for copyright.

She's lying, "as per always"

 

[Phalanx]

yeah a mukbong is coming this week I will bet my lahhhhfe on it.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

Vaguelynn sets the trap for people to actually show concern, then BOO! Out jumps the cuntiness.






And then when someone else calls her out on it...

What, more of a high than your mukbangs?

 

[Snusmumriken]

She has absolutely struck reupload channels before. How quickly we forget Dr. Now, Amberlard, Hamburger Reviews, the list goes on. Those weren't booleein channels so the only way she could strike them would be for copyright.

She's lying, "as per always"

Shit, I actually did forget about that. And here I was about to give Amber the benefit of the doubt. I'll go sit in the corner and reflect on what I've done.

I can't tell if that was hope in April Showers' voice when she was asking if Amber was finally gonna put herself out of her misery.

 

[Xenomorph]

Vaguelynn sets the trap for people to actually show concern, then BOO! Out jumps the cuntiness.

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And then when someone else calls her out on it...

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What, more of a high than your mukbangs?

What a fucking cunt.
She is using this bipolar shit to excuse her cunt behavior. Fuck off Hamber, you arent worth a good god damn and you are killing yourself so take that depresshunlynn shit and go complain to your hagged out trans boyfriend thumbscum you can sit there and be selfish fucks together.

 

[bev]

Amber:
"I have bipolar tendencies"
"I have been depressed since I was 9 years old and have been on antidepressants. No nine year old should have gone through what I did."
"You guys, I have been through liiiidural hell and back lately"
"I've been doing a lot of cryeen"
"I have panic attacks and anxiety"
"I have been having a lot of energy lately, but my mood can shift so suddenly"
"I'm so relieved to have youtube as a distraction"

Viewer:
"Hey, just want to check in. You're reminding me of a friend of mine who tragically committed suicide. Are you feeling suicidal? Are you doing okay?"

Amber:
"HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH DRAMATIC ASSUMPTIONS"

Spoiler

I don't like diagnosing people, but histronic personality disorder is more in-line with Amber's presented actions than anything else

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber:
"I have bipolar tendencies"
"I have been depressed since I was 9 years old and have been on antidepressants. No nine year old should have gone through what I did."
"You guys, I have been through liiiidural hell and back lately"
"I've been doing a lot of cryeen"
"I have panic attacks and anxiety"
"I have been having a lot of energy lately, but my mood can shift so suddenly"
"I'm so relieved to have youtube as a distraction"

Viewer:
"Hey, just want to check in. You're reminding me of a friend of mine who tragically committed suicide. Are you feeling suicidal? Are you doing okay?"

Amber:
"HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH DRAMATIC ASSUMPTIONS"

Spoiler

I don't like diagnosing people, but histronic personality disorder is more in-line with Amber's presented actions than anything else

She is a fat dyke who is sexually attracted to be a victim.

 

[Twinkie]

meh, anyone following that shitshow on twitter 100% deserves to get cunted on tbh

i do think she's pitifully transparent here. she's butthurt that's she's earning less money and is taking it out on anyone within reach. i'd feel sorry for becky if she weren't a piece of shit, too. i imagine that with amberlynn earning less money she's all the more butthurt about paying "way too much" in rent and becky still unwilling to grow up and move out.

 

[Xenomorph]

meh, anyone following that shitshow on twitter 100% deserves to get cunted on tbh

i do think she's pitifully transparent here. she's butthurt that's she's earning less money and is taking it out on anyone within reach. i'd feel sorry for becky if she weren't a piece of shit, too. i imagine that with amberlynn earning less money she's all the more butthurt about paying "way too much" in rent and becky still unwilling to grow up and move out.

Becky is going to rot and die in that hellhole she is too much of a butter toothed coward to be a independent adult.

ETA: The Fag Farm is now going to get a real nice taste of what the REAL AL is like now that her money is being affected greatly. Let's see how much she and Eric are "BEST FRANDZ" when AL is screeching about rent and less giving on buying shit for him.

 

[Wyzzerd]

I think it's time to update the poll to what her next mukbang will be.

Will it be bunger kang? Mc dicks? Wommart slop? The possibilities are endless!*

*okay maybe not endless, it's going to be large amounts of trash food. No steak and lobster for our gorl.

 

[497]

Vaguelynn sets the trap for people to actually show concern, then BOO! Out jumps the cuntiness.

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And then when someone else calls her out on it...

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What, more of a high than your mukbangs?

Can't imagine what it distracts her from. No way it could be eating since she could take bites in between edits. Her dirty laptop showed signs of crumbs and dandruff chips. Plus she's eating a dainty 2000 calories a day or whatever the last number was.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Vaguelynn sets the trap for people to actually show concern, then BOO! Out jumps the cuntiness.

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"I got some really bad news recently... Maybe ASK me next time."

I love Victimlynn's assertion that inquiries about the vague "bad news" she trots out every time she either a) wants an excuse for binging or b) wants pity-party asspats, would be met with anything other than "that's PRIVATE and I won't be discussing it!"

ETA: Although she pulled this "bad news" out of her ass, I'd like to think her "YouTube is the ONLY thing keeping me going" is a super dramatic response to Becky finally putting her foot down and refusing to fetch her a double order of cheesy-tots.

 

[InTheMorning]

Vaguelynn sets the trap for people to actually show concern, then BOO! Out jumps the cuntiness.

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And then when someone else calls her out on it...

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What, more of a high than your mukbangs?

Did they discontinue Orange Chicken at the Cheesecake Factory?

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Guize, guize! It's not a mukbang, it's just eating a hulthy meal while chatting. If it happens to fill a serving platter, mind your business, it's within the daily caloreeze.