Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Chaos Is Me said:
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Yeah I’m sure you hate the attention, Amber.
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maybe some guys are stupid and catfished with her filters. in real life if guys see her with Becky I agree that's a weird first line to ask plus at a glance I think alot of people wouldn't be sure what Becky's gender is and might think Becky is a guy. Becky has said she gets double looks when in women's bathrooms. If she's out with Eric and Rickie they might think she's with one of them.

people speculated that guy following her around the mall might of been someone checking to make sure she was ok. she admits she gets out of breath walking just 20 seconds. so she might of been sitting down and huffing and puffing so a mall cop comes up and asks if she's ok just in case he's needs to call for help if she passes out. maybe he thought she was in the mall alone and gave her a number to call if she started to feel sick and needed help. she starts to walk away but you know, she can't really walk and starts breathing more heavy so he follows her.
 
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She admits she gets out of breath walking just 20 seconds. so she might of been sitting down and huffing and puffing so a mall cop comes up and asks if she's ok just in case he's needs to call for help if she passes out. maybe he thought she was in the mall alone and gave her a number to call if she started to feel sick and needed help.
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Probably. And then delusionallynn does some mental gymnastics and takes it as "mall cop wants my sinkhole of a vag." Who else thinks that if she weren't so fat she'd probably be bisexual or even straight? Women are just easier for her to manipulate into a relationship and provide a more solid emotional and physical support structure that she can use and abuse, so she's a lesbo by matter of convenience. Especially since she met them all online, and in Becky's case we know it's because thumbtard thought that hammy was "going to kill herself." Destiny is another story.. she obviously has a type, and she's also a Chad among obese gay women so it was easy for her to dump Amber on her ass. Krystle was developmentally delayed so again, easy for hambo to manipulate especially as Krystle's parents needed a carer for her. Amber is obsessed with making it seem like she's a hot item with men, if she could actually snag one who wasn't a complete creep she would.
 
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RemoveKebab said:
Would there be any interest if we started an **Official** timeline speculation thread? Those that are interested can try and nail down the timeline from Amber and Eric's videos.
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It's not worth a thread imo. Eric is a few weeks behind, Amberlynn is several weeks behind. When new videos come out people point out how the video is consistent with X date, before or after X incident, etc. Just my 2c but I don't think it's worth a thread of its own
 
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You're free to disbelieve it and many do. But it isn't a "proven lie" Becky still claims it. Just because she didn't mention suicide in the DM itself doesn't mean she wasn't worried that "this girl is gonna kill herself" which is what Becky says when describing the event. She never claimed that she DM'd Amberlynn to talk about suicide.
 
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Whatthefuck said:
Look, nothing in this entire known universe has the tensile strength of that grey, dingy, martyr of a bra that she currently sports. I don't know what deal that thing made with what devil, but it will never die. It has taken on a life of it's own. Think of Pinnochio only horrifying. Like a careful what you wish for kind of moment. That bra just wanted to live and be all that she could be and this is what she has become. I think she deserves a full hero's funeral after Hamber's, of course.
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That poor bra made some sort of monkeys paw wish. "I want to be immortal!" And got stuck in the horrible flesh crevices of Hamber.
 
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I think anyone/anything that has seen the rare sight of Amber’s horrible, hambeast legs has already reached immortality for that feat alone.
 
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I’ve been wanting to say this all day but was at work please spare me the late ratings

Here’s a conspiracy theory: What if TeamAmber was one of us, setting up an account that reeked SO much of bullshit that people could only assume it had to be Amber? Maybe it’s somebody catfishing her for some reason?

I mean obviously it seems more like it’s just Amber and her sock puppets again but it’s an interesting theory.
 
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Yeah, I think the thumb DMed hambo out of a combination of pity for the poor lard and also opportunism/thirst because of the Destiny situation. Becky strikes me as the type to do something wildly unwise for the sake of being nice and maybe getting some fat pussy.
 
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Amber is apparently reading a book called Bright Side. Well, shes reading the smut parts at least. Whoever thought that she only reads formulaic YA romance novels was spot on.
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Gorlax said:
Here’s a conspiracy theory: What if TeamAmber was one of us, setting up an account that reeked SO much of bullshit that people could only assume it had to be Amber? Maybe it’s somebody catfishing her for some reason?

I mean obviously it seems more like it’s just Amber and her sock puppets again but it’s an interesting theory.
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If anyone other than Amber is doing it, I sure hope it's someone from FB or Reddit. Kiwis should know better than to go cow tipping.
 
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Eric literally taunting the fucking Hambeast/bear by waving a bag of fast food in front of her buttery moonface in todays PoS video is the one singular redeeming action he has ever done in his worthless, sponging foppish slobby life.

He is a worthless mush-mouthed, lying muppet and I hate him, but coming home with a fucking drive thru bag full of burgers and fries in front of the binge monster WHILE THICKASS NECKY IS GONE FOR THREE DAYS and HamLard is starved for her junk fix?

Incredible.
 
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She's deactivated her Twitter once again, posted this rant to Instagram, and claims to be deleting Instagram from her phone.

"Enjoy the videos I have scheduled to go up (there's about one month's worth) but after that, I'm not sure what's going to happen."

So there's a chance she doesn't make the full "100 days" challenge, but super-doubtful she'll stay off of social media or say "goodbye" in any real capacity.
 
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