Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pecansandies]

@pecansandies do you make anything of Amber being so much fatter than her brothers at such a young age?

could be anything from genetics to being given more leeway with junkfood to being spoiled to not being as active as her brothers to as extreme as something as sexual abuse. Don't know enough to really say

 

[Ellana]

After a long 3 day hiatus, our gorl is back on twitter.

 

[wommart rat]

Were there many M600PL episodes where the human landslides had thin/average weight family members or siblings?

I'm not a fan or connoisseur of the show so I have only seen a small-ish cluster of episodes alltogether over the years its been airing, but mostly I see that the families and Enablers tend to be hefty as hell, fat as fuck lardasses themselves as well. They just happen to kind of be in that Necky area of stereotypical, common American obesity/fatty so its not as much payed attention. Plus they always look "not as bad" propped up next to their 600+ pound pet sea cow.

I usually only watch M600PL for gems like Steve Asanti, Penny, James, Lisa, etc. Everyone else sort of blends into a blah miasma of sad, broken people I can’t really tell apart. The one exception I can recall was Nicki Webster, who was successful in losing tons of weight. It was striking to see how different her surroundings were than many of the other participants. Instead of living in some uneasy stage of poverty, she lived with her parents in suburbia. Her family was very supportive and not particularly overweight or or unhealthy—they even ate the diet meals alongside her, helped her food prep, etc.

 

[Chía P.]

After a long 3 day hiatus, our gorl is back on twitter.
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In a month or so we'll see a "raw" video making Eugenia's comeback about herself. There's no way she's not jumping (ha!) into that wagon, kissing Shane's ass and hinting she would love that he could help her like he helps other youtubers.

 

[Twinkie]

throwback. this bitch will eat literally anything (except vegetables)

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

The thing to remember about ALR is that if her gross, downturned, blubbery lips are moving - ? She is either eating or lying.
(And if its a Mookbawng its gonna be both)

Even if there is something that has every possibility in the world of being true of having docume ted evidence, tons of other people in the world experiencing it, etc (like how it isnt uncommon to drink tard cum your whole life but develop lactose intolerance as an adult, for example) if it is the HAMLARD FATLORD claiming something? She's fucking lying.
Allergic to eggs? Lie. Trypopiphobia? Lie. Allergic to cats? Liiieeee.
It doesn't matter if these things could be true or are scientifically sound or even are true for other people. You and your son are probably nice folk who dont abuse, cheat, steal, lie, and manipulate on the daily.

I think she is just genuinely fucked up. She has been lying about tiny, inane shit since she was a kid because....who knows? Attention? And it is so inground and deeprooted she wont stop. Egg allergies are cute and unique and quirky. A lot of Kiwi Farmers are speculating that the cats might be getting unloaded/abandoned soon so suddwnly being mysteriously "allergic" to Wasabi is going to be her boohoo waawaa story to get away with it.

ALR always lies.

Oh I do agree with you pretty much 100%, my only point was that Al mostly tells outrageous, easily proven-to-be-false lies with not a grain of truth but this one could be a fib that is based on truth IYKWIM

And this here is Albert's big problem, and that she seems so unable to grasp: she's done this to herself, completely
She whines like an overgrown toddler, "they don't believe me, whyyyy don't they belieeeeeve me" (sob sob, fake tears) ~ here's why Amber!
You've cried "wolf!" "Oh help, there really is a wolf, this time!" so many damn times you can hardly wonder that even once-dedicated supporters are now leaving you to become the meal, or not - keep lying and one day NOBODY believes you!

The thing that never ceases to amaze me with her lies though is she's obviously never heard the advice 'if you find yourself in too deep a hole, throw away the spade and stop digging' - most recent that springs to mind is her 'reaction video' to Zach - blatantly editing the video to make him look bad - when confronted, knowing the evidence is easily found she doubles down on the lie!
I'm honestly undecided whether 1) she's really that stupid or 2) she thinks her viewers are Or 3) a bit of both

Either way, at this stage in the game and 200+ elbees heavier, anyone who really believes she's getting her shit together this time must be so deluded, so naive, that they deserve every bit of disappointment they feel when she lets them down, again

 

[Spergoy of Cuckkad]

conspiracy theory: the pool they put up in that latest (month old) video is AL's new bathtub

 

[Gorl68]

Much as I dislike our dainty gorl, this is one thing that I could actually see as being true
Slight pl as explanation - my eldest son has brittle asthma and after 19y of the same (DSH) cat no issues, he had several bad attacks last year after we took in two orphaned long-haired kittens - hospital allergy tests confirmed an allergy to only long-haired cats and dogs
Wasabi is definitely long-haired, looks part Maine-Coon to me, that older cat Charlie looks fairly long-coated too judging by the tail

Having said all that, Amber is a shameless landwhale who lies so often, if she told me I was alive I'd check my own pulse just to make sure lol

Bit of a nitpick but wasabi doesn't look part Maine Coon at all. He likely isn't even long haired, he looks like an ungroomed/washed/brushed medium hair cat.
I don't believe our gorl is allergic, but it doesn't really matter. If she's not allergic, she's a lah. If she is allergic, she's stupid to self sacrifice for her furbaybees but not even take care of them. She's both a lah and exceptionally stupid, so it doesn't really matter which one is more applicable in this specific case. Though, she regularly posts vids of her cuddling with wasabi, and has recent vid with rarity all up in her face.. and she isn't having any allergic reactions in these vids.

 

[xoxo_gossipgorl]

throwback. this bitch will eat literally anything (except vegetables)

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How many weight watcher points is a crumb of meth?

 

[The Husbando Collector]

How many weight watcher points is a crumb of meth?

According to this a scoop of meth is 8 calories. Also how stupid do you have to be to try and eat meth Hamber?! Couldn't you wait 30 minutes for food or better yet, get off your blubber ass and get some yourself!?

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[HalfnHalfUdderCalf]

It doesn't really matter if it's disordered eating or not. The main difference between the two of them (and why they're incomparable imo) is that beyond body checking occasionally, Eugenia never outwardly disclosed her eating behaviors. She never made it an aspect of her content (others did, but that's besides the point). Whatever she did, whatever demons she faced, she faced alone and didn't knowingly/intentionally drag anyone with her. Since she never addressed it, it wasn't really her responsibility to update her viewers on it.

Amber made her entire channel about her "disorder," made multiple videos about it, sucked everyone in emotionally, but doesn't take steps on her own to help her situation or even update people on the things she constantly mopes about. She takes advantage of the label and loves the merit she's given from victimhood. She doesn't want to get better because she'll lose what makes her special, unique, worth watching, whatever. She's just some bland, housebound chick who doesn't have any talent other than shuffling cards. Eugenia has her quirky interests that shine through, so regardless of her size, she's enjoyable to some.

Basically, AL uses the label as a tool, Eugenia did not.

Eh, I don’t get the Eugenia support., she was certainly using her disorder as a tool when she made all those clickbaity leather bikini clothing hauls and weakly trying to show off her stick limbs. She sure was drinking up the attention she was getting for her disorder long before she addressed it publicly as something she was “ashamed” of.
But Eugenia does have a (common) eating disorder and I agree that I see amber as more of a straight up glutton.
Her anger at Muppet when he brought in fast food was glorious. “I thought you didn’t pass any fast food places on the drive???” She accuses him... so it’s been addressed before and he’s turned down her requests for feed bags. But Eric is a cuck and if I came home to my roommate accusing me of not taking their order every time I left the house I sure as hell wouldn’t be apologizing for it.
(Side note: muppet is for sure on disability bucks right? So now that he’s making youtoob money...is that legal? To collect disability and have an income? Not my problem but if I was a Kentucky tax payer I’d be pretty chapped)

 

[Whatthefuck]

I mean it's been pretty well documented that she has food aggression so it's not out of the realm of possibilities

I recall her telling the story of her Dad bringing home a big bag full of McDonald's burgers and didn't she say she stole most of them? I'm not sure when the wiring went wrong in her head. Maybe she was lonely or felt neglected by her shit parents that she so badly wants to reconnect with all of the sudden, but it seems she has been fucked up from an early age. She was 11 when she was removed, or at least that's one tale she's told. That means the burger incident had to have happened prior to that. I suppose it's possible that she was diddled by one of her parent's friends because junkies aren't known to keep the nicest company and was perhaps offered food to keep her quiet and she's relied on it ever since.

I realize that's a huge leap, but I can't think of another reason aside from basic run-of-the-mill neglect that would cause that level of disorder. I would think maybe starvation, but she was clearly never neglected in that way. Maybe jealousy of her brothers and did take their food out of spite? It would explain the food aggression. I don't know and she probably doesn't either and never will because our gorl knows what works for her and no therapist or diet doctor knows jack shit. She's lived in her body her entire life, ok, boo boo.

 

[ADHD]

(Side note: muppet is for sure on disability bucks right? So now that he’s making youtoob money...is that legal? To collect disability and have an income? Not my problem but if I was a Kentucky tax payer I’d be pretty chapped)

There's nothing to support the idea of him being on disability. He is married to an employed man. This is no different than any run of the mill housewife, except for the part where he's not a chick.

According to this a scoop of meth is 8 calories. Also how stupid do you have to be to try and eat meth Hamber?! Couldn't you wait 30 minutes for food or better yet, get off your blubber ass and get some yourself!?

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I guess it's a good thing it wasn't cocaine that she mistook for sugar.

 

[Koresh]

I recall her telling the story of her Dad bringing home a big bag full of McDonald's burgers and didn't she say she stole most of them? I'm not sure when the wiring went wrong in her head. Maybe she was lonely or felt neglected by her shit parents that she so badly wants to reconnect with all of the sudden, but it seems she has been fucked up from an early age. She was 11 when she was removed, or at least that's one tale she's told. That means the burger incident had to have happened prior to that. I suppose it's possible that she was diddled by one of her parent's friends because junkies aren't known to keep the nicest company and was perhaps offered food to keep her quiet and she's relied on it ever since.

I realize that's a huge leap, but I can't think of another reason aside from basic run-of-the-mill neglect that would cause that level of disorder. I would think maybe starvation, but she was clearly never neglected in that way. Maybe jealousy of her brothers and did take their food out of spite? It would explain the food aggression. I don't know and she probably doesn't either and never will because our gorl knows what works for her and no therapist or diet doctor knows jack shit. She's lived in her body her entire life, ok, boo boo.

I don't think Amber was diddled. If she was, she'd milk it for all it's worth and if it was a repressed memory, then it'd be expressed in other ways. Also every sexual abuse survivor I've met has issues with sleeping next to other people, sometimes to the point of panic attacks. Not all survivors are the same though, but I still really doubt Amber was abused sexually, especially since she lied about Casey (sp?).

Sometimes what happens is that in families where there's a clear favoritism towards a specific kid, that child will be fed a fuckton compared to their siblings. It's a disordered parent's way of showing love. One guy I know was raised like this from birth to like age 10 or 12. His mom would hold him in one arm and a plate of sweets in the other and she'd just feed him nonstop. He'd steal food from other kids because he'd been raised to believe that he deserved it for being better than them. He could snap his fingers and his mom or younger brother would prepare food for him and run it to him. Now I'm not saying that Amber was raised like that guy to that extent, but I will say that they act shockingly similar in adulthood.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I guess it's a good thing it wasn't cocaine that she mistook for sugar.

Hey if she was a coke fiend then she would have lost the weight a long time ago.

 

[Spergoy of Cuckkad]

I recall her telling the story of her Dad bringing home a big bag full of McDonald's burgers and didn't she say she stole most of them? I'm not sure when the wiring went wrong in her head. Maybe she was lonely or felt neglected by her shit parents that she so badly wants to reconnect with all of the sudden, but it seems she has been fucked up from an early age. She was 11 when she was removed, or at least that's one tale she's told. That means the burger incident had to have happened prior to that. I suppose it's possible that she was diddled by one of her parent's friends because junkies aren't known to keep the nicest company and was perhaps offered food to keep her quiet and she's relied on it ever since.

I realize that's a huge leap, but I can't think of another reason aside from basic run-of-the-mill neglect that would cause that level of disorder. I would think maybe starvation, but she was clearly never neglected in that way. Maybe jealousy of her brothers and did take their food out of spite? It would explain the food aggression. I don't know and she probably doesn't either and never will because our gorl knows what works for her and no therapist or diet doctor knows jack shit. She's lived in her body her entire life, ok, boo boo.

I remember another hilarious exchange where Becky was eating a bowl of cereal and Big AL was interrogating her and eyeing down that bowl (sorry to link the muppet, skip to 7:30 for a laugh). Her footsteps shake the house as she waddles away

I think the chances of her being abused as a kid are pretty high, which is quite sad. It seems she uses food as a coping mechanism. It's a shame she lies so much because if she was honest about diagnoses and things like that she would get a lot of empathy from her audience.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I remember another hilarious exchange where Becky was eating a bowl of cereal and Big AL was interrogating her and eyeing down that bowl (sorry to link the muppet, skip to 7:30 for a laugh). Her footsteps shake the house as she waddles away

I think the chances of her being abused as a kid are pretty high, which is quite sad. It seems she uses food as a coping mechanism. It's a shame she lies so much because if she was honest about diagnoses and things like that she would get a lot of empathy from her audience.

I love that clip. It shows what a fucking cunt she is in the wild. The fact that she couldn't even turn around and face him, she just side waddles away. She knew she'd been busted. Most couples, even if they're having a tiff will be polite and address that someone has entered the room. She just keeps berating Becks and waddles out. I bet she's like that all the time. It must be like walking on eggshells living in her presence and THANKS, BECKS! This is all your fault.

 

[smallmilk]

Tits out for Orng Chkn
Thx reddit

 

[Whatthefuck]

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Tits out for Orng Chkn
Thx reddit

Christ they are so misshapen. How are her proportions so odd. You have that one tiddy that's visibly bigger then on the opposite side her second udder under her first shelf tiddy is visibly bigger than the other. She reminds me of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, you know when they start to blow up the balloon/blimp/float things and some places fill out faster than others. It's the only thing my brain can associate with her fat distribution.

 

[The Jokester]

Tf is this cringy shit

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