Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

This is why (imho) Necky is never going to break up with the Big Ham.

Her actual family kicked her out of the clan when she was still a kid, disowned her, are aggressively homophobic while she is outwardly the gayest lesbian who has ever lesbo'd, blame the death of the Dead Nephew (tm) on her and now she has a fucking complex about it, and she even tried to shoot herself in the head over it all. And she is STILL blindly, dumbly lovingly loyal to her family to an utterly unbelievable degree.

Why would she EVER dump Hambler, her sugar mama who rains down endles junk food and Spencers merchandise and crayola crayons on her chubby, no-necked head?
 
...Hamber -is- a dumb bitch and wouldn't realize she could be in trouble with another country's Law Enforcement for harassing people though.
Nothing would come from that though, would it? It's not like she'd get extradited to face trial for being a cunt on social media, and that's really all she's allegedly done.

Would it even be possible to extradite her? She's got no passport, and if she's anything like the MSHPL fatties (she is), flying is dangerous for her, and she'd probably need an entire row of seats to accommodate her shelf ass.
 
This is why (imho) Necky is never going to break up with the Big Ham.

Her actual family kicked her out of the clan when she was still a kid, disowned her, are aggressively homophobic while she is outwardly the gayest lesbian who has ever lesbo'd, blame the death of the Dead Nephew (tm) on her and now she has a fucking complex about it, and she even tried to shoot herself in the head over it all. And she is STILL blindly, dumbly lovingly loyal to her family to an utterly unbelievable degree.

Why would she EVER dump Hambler, her sugar mama who rains down endles junk food and Spencers merchandise and crayola crayons on her chubby, no-necked head?

I think Becky has a limit requiring Amber to keep up pretenses. For example, I guarantee amber lies to Becky as much as she lies to her subscribers. I.e. someone at the store smiles at her, she tells becky “I think she recognized me from YouTube” and then tells us “I ran into a fan” etc ya know? Amber is straight up manipulative and she needs to keep that level of delusional devotion ongoing in Becksters or she mayyyyyy eventually desert.
 
Her actual family kicked her out of the clan when she was still a kid, disowned her, are aggressively homophobic while she is outwardly the gayest lesbian who has ever lesbo'd, blame the death of the Dead Nephew (tm) on her and now she has a fucking complex about it, and she even tried to shoot herself in the head over it all. And she is STILL blindly, dumbly lovingly loyal to her family to an utterly unbelievable degree.
I'm not sure I buy Becky's narrative. All we have is her version of events and that version is designed to serve her and the way she wants strangers to perceive her.

It just seems contradictory they tossed her out to live in a ditch because they had a chronic case of the gay hate, and now there seems to be total acceptance of her, her lifestyle, and her screeching fat ham of a girlfriend.

I know some parents with a religious background can disavow their gay kids then come to terms later on, but none of these people seem rooted in love and acceptance in the name of Jesus, or have the intellectual sophistication to apply reason.

The more likely scenario is that adolescent Becky was a fucking nightmare. She clearly has issues with anger to the point of fantasizing on multiple occasions about committing violence. She is quite proud of beating the living shit out of a 7 year old once and will reminisce about the event with glee and pride.

I am disinclined to buy Becky's wholly self-serving victim narrative, and in fact, think it's bullshit.
 
Nothing would come from that though, would it? It's not like she'd get extradited to face trial for being a cunt on social media, and that's really all she's allegedly done.

Would it even be possible to extradite her? She's got no passport, and if she's anything like the MSHPL fatties (she is), flying is dangerous for her, and she'd probably need an entire row of seats to accommodate her shelf ass.

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Nothing would come from that though, would it? It's not like she'd get extradited to face trial for being a cunt on social media, and that's really all she's allegedly done.

Would it even be possible to extradite her? She's got no passport, and if she's anything like the MSHPL fatties (she is), flying is dangerous for her, and she'd probably need an entire row of seats to accommodate her shelf ass.
I was thinking more along the lines of military cargo plane. They could just attach her to a pallet with a parachute a la Operation Jumbo Drop
 
I'm not sure I buy Becky's narrative. All we have is her version of events and that version is designed to serve her and the way she wants strangers to perceive her.

It just seems contradictory they tossed her out to live in a ditch because they had a chronic case of the gay hate, and now there seems to be total acceptance of her, her lifestyle, and her screeching fat ham of a girlfriend.

I know some parents with a religious background can disavow their gay kids then come to terms later on, but none of these people seem rooted in love and acceptance in the name of Jesus, or have the intellectual sophistication to apply reason.

The more likely scenario is that adolescent Becky was a fucking nightmare. She clearly has issues with anger to the point of fantasizing on multiple occasions about committing violence. She is quite proud of beating the living shit out of a 7 year old once and will reminisce about the event with glee and pride.

I am disinclined to buy Becky's wholly self-serving victim narrative, and in fact, think it's bullshit.
Becky does seem to be loyal to a fault though. Of course, it gets more complicated because she has no job and is completely dependent financially on AL, but I think she does somehow feel it is her duty to be a caretaker and butler to our gorl.

If she had actually committed violent acts I would also question her narrative but there doesn’t seem to be any evidence of that, just her talking shit.

I keep wondering why she wants to stay in Monticello when she could at least move to Lexington or Louisville or somewhere. Even if her narrative is completely self-serving and she deserved to be kicked out, why would she still have such a desire to be near her family?
 
If she had actually committed violent acts I would also question her narrative but there doesn’t seem to be any evidence of that, just her talking shit.
Becky has on more than one occasion regaled the internet with the tale of how she beat in the face of a 7 year old child. Age, experience, or maturity have done nothing to temper the absolute joy she got from beating the shit out of a kid who was mean to her or something over 20 years ago. It's like she gets a full body erection whenever she talks about it.

There's a LOT of ugly shit simmering beneath all that blubber. This is the jerk who posted her ex-girlfriend's dirty underwear on the internet as revenge. Becky's actually a pretty nasty piece of work.
 
Becky does seem to be loyal to a fault though. Of course, it gets more complicated because she has no job and is completely dependent financially on AL, but I think she does somehow feel it is her duty to be a caretaker and butler to our gorl.

If she had actually committed violent acts I would also question her narrative but there doesn’t seem to be any evidence of that, just her talking shit.

I keep wondering why she wants to stay in Monticello when she could at least move to Lexington or Louisville or somewhere. Even if her narrative is completely self-serving and she deserved to be kicked out, why would she still have such a desire to be near her family?
Imagine you're Becky.
You mean well.
You've never been in a real relationship that you know of

Rather than question her slavery to AmberLynn, she maybe feels "this is what it is to be in a relationship". I guess.
 
Thumby's been in relationships pre Al. Several of them. I don't know where you've gotten the idea that she hasn't. The Thumb does not "mean well". She thinks she's won the hillbilly lottery. She's a big fan of not working and spending Big Al's money. She's also dumb as a bag of dirt. Just 'cause Al's the "star" of this shitshow doesn't mean her supporting cast is any better....
 
I'm not sure I buy Becky's narrative. All we have is her version of events and that version is designed to serve her and the way she wants strangers to perceive her.

It just seems contradictory they tossed her out to live in a ditch because they had a chronic case of the gay hate, and now there seems to be total acceptance of her, her lifestyle, and her screeching fat ham of a girlfriend.

I know some parents with a religious background can disavow their gay kids then come to terms later on, but none of these people seem rooted in love and acceptance in the name of Jesus, or have the intellectual sophistication to apply reason.

The more likely scenario is that adolescent Becky was a fucking nightmare. She clearly has issues with anger to the point of fantasizing on multiple occasions about committing violence. She is quite proud of beating the living shit out of a 7 year old once and will reminisce about the event with glee and pride.

I am disinclined to buy Becky's wholly self-serving victim narrative, and in fact, think it's bullshit.

Oh, I am absolute agreement with all of this.
I've been saying for a long time, even for the 1-2 years I was only lurking on the Farms before making my account and becoming a more active member (so it was other places) that Necky is really not a victim, really a nasty piece of work in her own right, and just as perfectly capable of lying right to people's faces as Big Ham. I was using her family's past shit behavior to her and her loyalty back in return as an example as how the same can be seen in her relationship with the HamBeast.

Necky is the gorl who posted her ex girlfriends period panties on the internet (before even meeting Big Ham, so it was for no reason at all but mean bitch maliciousness.) The gorl who made a cunty, rage filled video dragging the hell out of Rafe and Hannah -her best friends for over ten years- AFTER abandoning her pets at Rafe's house. The gorl who made a clickbait video with Eric talking shit about her period pantie Ex for cheap Youtube views. The gorl who quit her job and lied about it twice.

I mean..,I could go on, there's plenty more to be said (Biphobia, Transphobia, borderline racism, etc) and Strawberry Douche has explained already about beating up a 7 year old. She and Hambler were made to be miserable together, imo.
 
Nothing would come from that though, would it? It's not like she'd get extradited to face trial for being a cunt on social media, and that's really all she's allegedly done.

Would it even be possible to extradite her? She's got no passport, and if she's anything like the MSHPL fatties (she is), flying is dangerous for her, and she'd probably need an entire row of seats to accommodate her shelf ass.

Naw; but if she was harassing people <Which I have no doubt she uses sock accounts to do> they can file civil stuff vs criminal and she could get sued over it easily enough.

Internet laws are always fun to deal with mind.
 
Becky has on more than one occasion regaled the internet with the tale of how she beat in the face of a 7 year old child. Age, experience, or maturity have done nothing to temper the absolute joy she got from beating the shit out of a kid who was mean to her or something over 20 years ago. It's like she gets a full body erection whenever she talks about it.

There's a LOT of ugly shit simmering beneath all that blubber. This is the jerk who posted her ex-girlfriend's dirty underwear on the internet as revenge. Becky's actually a pretty nasty piece of work.

Like Becky even said on Facebook she’s a good actress and she stayed with her ex longer than she wanted to, there’s a small part of me that’s assuming she can’t stand amber but is just along for the ride.
 
Like Becky even said on Facebook she’s a good actress and she stayed with her ex longer than she wanted to, there’s a small part of me that’s assuming she can’t stand amber but is just along for the ride.


Some commenters are speculating that this was written by Becky, so you may be correct.

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I (30'sF) live with my girlfriend (30'sF) and our two best friends when I first met her she was big but nowhere near the size that she is now. We live in a very rural part of our city so there isnt much to do and we spend a lot of time at home.

My girlfriend is over 600lbs. I met her 2 years ago and we moved in together and we both gained a lot of weight. I have lost around 30 pounds the past couple months but I am still in the 300's but her food aggression is starting to get really scary and I cant say no to her when she asks me to get her food. She doesnt drive and I'm the one bringing the food to her and I feel like I'm slowly digging her grave. It is so hard to say no to her because I love her and she doesnt have many people around her and I'm scared if I leave her she will just eat more and get bigger and eventually die.

She is already so sick she cant properly wipe herself or bathe or brush her hair she cant put on shoes or dress herself. She makes a good amount of money doing a job online and I rely on her money. I dont have a job and I have become so dependent on her and she is dependent on me. If I leave her she has nobody to help her and I cant do it I love her.

Over the past year she has gotten worse with her food aggression she gets really pissed off when me or our other 2 friends refuse to bring her food she throws tantrums and cries and I feel horrible. She has been trying to lose weight for years but she is only gaining and I am scared I will follow her path

My family does not like her at all and they are worried about me but I dont know what to do. Her weight isnt the biggest issue here it is who she is becoming her personality is so different and I am always so depressed. She has gone to so many therapists but she always quits she went to a weightloss doctor but she stopped going after the first visit. She is doing weight watchers right now but she has failed it so many times before.

I am starting to lose hope and I dont want to give up on her but she is getting worse and worse. Our relationship doesnt feel intimate anymore i am doing things a caregiver would do this is not what i wanted my life to be like. if she found out i was even doing this she would be furious

tldr my girlfriend is 600lbs and gaining weight fast i have become her caregiver and she is a different person i want to leave her but i dont know how since she has nobody else to take care of her
 
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Some commenters are speculating that this was written by Becky, so you may be correct.

Part of me thinks it could be Becky, most of me thinks that this writing is too well written to Becky and it’s a bit TOO similar. If it IS Becky then she knows what she needs to do but why do I feel like one of the Facebook idiots wrote this to stir shit up?
 
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