Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Becky has such a crooked, almost-sideways alligned face and man ish features it is hard to imagine that she would look any prettier or any different even if she DID weigh 150lbs less. Thankfully we have those super old pre-Amber Facebook photos (including the hilarious prom picture) to prove my point...even pre-massive gains Necky was always a chinless wonder.

You mentioning the prom picture made me remember how tiny and odd her hands looked. There was another picture I saw on here recently where her hands also looked oddly small to me. It was a still that someone took from one of Amber's videos. Knowing Becky has baby hands when the rest of her is so huge and bloated cracks me up.
 
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why not just stay at home and send becky shopping then?
 
Amber can't be expected to wait four hours for her butler to go get her orange chicken!

It would be cold
she would still eat it, but the binge monster would rage about the few exrra mins to heat it up in the microwave

Idk then again she might just meet necks at the door and gobble it in 2 bites, she has no food standards anyways
 
Amber can't be expected to wait four hours for her butler to go get her orange chicken!

I was thinking this might be a bit of a practice run before they get their own apartment (maybe a second apartment so Becky can visit Eric). Of course it would they have to find an apartment right next to the cheescake factory and the mall... what was Becky thinking of that house in the middle of nowhere? She did say they have something big planned for this year or next. We may never find out though because she could be dead by then.
 
I was thinking this might be a bit of a practice run before they get their own apartment (maybe a second apartment so Becky can visit Eric). Of course it would they have to find an apartment right next to the cheescake factory and the mall... what was Becky thinking of that house in the middle of nowhere? She did say they have something big planned for this year or next. We may never find out though because she could be dead by then.
It looks like DoorDash in Lexington has Cheesecake Factory. Our girl won't even have to get Becky to roll on her leggings to get her double meat double rice portion of orange chicken every day.
 
I always thought the term "staycation" was when you WORK, and take time off staying at home just relaxing. I dont know what you would call this other than a addicts hotel stay because you swell after a 2 hour car ride. Just admit you wanted diffrent food then monticello has and so you got a room. Plus the housemates all hate each other.
 
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I was thinking this might be a bit of a practice run before they get their own apartment

I think that may have definitely been Amber's intention. In today's "last day of vacation" vlog, she keeps going on about how much she loves Lexington and how she wants to live there. She says "Do you wanna move here babe? Do you wanna move here babe?" Really reminded me of this:

 
Honestly, I think that Team Amberlynn or whatever is a troll masquerading as an Ambaby to troll Amber, the fans, and haters alike. I know that Amber had that one sock account, but come on. She's far too lazy to do it. She barely keeps up with her own social media, much less another.

It'd be one thing if Amber was blocked from accessing a certain site and used TAR to get to it like she did with FB, but from what I can see, that's not the case here. She doesn't have anything to gain here.
 
...Hamber -is- a dumb bitch and wouldn't realize she could be in trouble with another country's Law Enforcement for harassing people though.

Also when it came out that there was investigations by legal entities into her possible sock BAM it's gone. Fascinating.
 
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