Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Cataloons]

Who wants to do Becky next?

I think that Becky could have done the "cute and quirky nerd girl" thing if she had been born in a larger city, based on her younger emo days. Not pretty, but... interesting-looking. What I call a BBC-face; not cookie-cutter pretty, but the kind of strikingly unusual without being exactly ugly. I think a lot of her unfortunate qualities could have been avoided with a different backstory.

 

[HM 935]

Why doesn't hamby just buy clothes in a size that actually fit and then claim they're a smaller size? I've been wondering this as I'm watching her torrid hauls.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Why doesn't hamby just buy clothes in a size that actually fit and then claim they're a smaller size? I've been wondering this as I'm watching her torrid hauls.

Because she sees nothing wrong with being a "size four". Like, as long as she can squeeze into something that isn't literally the biggest thing Torrid sells, she's winning.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Yeah, I found the clip. Necks, triggered about ppl calling her racist, holds up random signs, gets to her her middle finger, then goes "This means I'm racist against monkeys... and alligators" lol nice save.

Edited for clarity

Oh necky you simpleton . I like how triggered she is here yet too much of a pussy to attend pride ,even with all the security around

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

So I've been spending my days reading the FA thread and.... say what you will about Amberlynn at least she has the mental wherewithal to NOT put on a two piece bathing suit.
And yes, I factored in our communal desire to see dem LAYYYYGS, the point still stands.

 

[Mandaark]

A (thin from birth) Amber would be average-plain at BEST.
This is just a personal, honest attempt at a subjective-objective take I guess but JESUS the gorl has wonky eyes, a completely asymmetrical face, totally plain jane features all over, misaligned teeth (with that one snaggletooth right in the center of her face...check it, its right under her nose!) and then there's the famous huge, cleft, jutting out popeye congoloid chin.

If you actually DO add in her nasty, cunty Narc personality (and filty unwashed body and greasy poop bun hair) she would be as ugly and repellant as she is now anyway.

But playing the "What If?" game is fun! Who wants to do Becky next?

She'd be what you call an "almost"
She would try to be trendy and cute, buy similar clothes and do her hair the same, do her makeup, try to be interested in the same things as her fav youtubers and make an unsuccessful attempt at e-thottery.
But she still never looks the part, not quite cute enough. Something just wont work, it isn't genuine, and she's empty of anything real which kills any charisma or ability to be charming.
An almost.

Necky was decent in some old photos when she was dolled up - less crooked? lol - but her low confidence and low IQ would be soooooo draining
Plus her body shape...even thin it wouldnt be much to look at, I think.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Necky was decent in some old photos when she was dolled up - less crooked?

Becky looked like a sped hillbilly dyke at best, even smaller and when she put some effort into her apperance. She was never attractive, but she wasn't a mutant bullfrog woman.

 

[dead_inside500]

Becky would be one of those unfortunate souls that would still keep a double chin, even at a normal weight. Her dental hygiene would continuously be subpar like the smelly redneck she is, her broad shoulders would definitely give off ~butch lesbian~ vibes, and her personality would still revolve around nostalgia. "O-m-g did u evar watch dat show Hey Arnold? It wus da best! Nickelodeon jus ain't da same anymoar "

 

[Whale Lake 2]

Oh necky you simpleton . I like how triggered she is here yet too much of a pussy to attend pride ,even with all the security around

Do not shame Becky! She is very brave! If she could go back in time, she would be at Stonewall!

 

[Bunny]

Becky would be one of those unfortunate souls that would still keep a double chin, even at a normal weight. Her dental hygiene would continuously be subpar like the smelly redneck she is, her broad shoulders would definitely give off ~butch lesbian~ vibes, and her personality would still revolve around nostalgia. "O-m-g did u evar watch dat show Hey Arnold? It wus da best! Nickelodeon jus ain't da same anymoar "

It's weird to me because a lot of the 90s Nick shows do not live up to my memories. Hey Arnold and Rocko's! Modern Life are one of the few exceptions, but I don't get stanning for 90s Nick shows. I mean, sure the nostalgia is great, but try living in 2019. There are a lot more awesome shows now than back then. I get liking the 90s, I do too, but she does it to such an extreme that it's like she doesn't want to grow up.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

It's weird to me because a lot of the 90s Nick shows do not live up to my memories. Hey Arnold and Rocko's! Modern Life are one of the few exceptions, but I don't get stanning for 90s Nick shows. I mean, sure the nostalgia is great, but try living in 2019. There are a lot more awesome shows now than back then. I get liking the 90s, I do too, but she does it to such an extreme that it's like she doesn't want to grow up.

The last time she was genuinely happy was probably circa 1997. It's all been downhill since then.

 

[whammy]

“read”

big al is really making the best out of being bed-bound: coloring and reading picture books like a bloated toddler.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Man she REALLY is hammering in the literate gorl image. By showing us picture books.

 

[Koresh]

Hey now, some comics are qualified on the same level as proper literature...
Just not that one. It looks exactly like every other dogshit hip millenial comic the big two and every indie publisher has been pumping out for the past three years. If someone could identify it, I'll take one for the team, snag a copy and read it (but I can already say with 99% certainty it's just geeky dialogue and references with no real literary merit.)

Edit: My initial suspicions were right, it is from the new Runaways run. So fucking dogshit literally meant for tween girls to try and entice them into giving money to a dying industry. The writing quality is worse than something like Riverdale, Pretty Little Liars, etc. Just picture a bunch of lonely 40 year olds trying to emulate what they think teens are like, complete with weird politics and moral soapboxing. So yeah, it's a step down from YA novels.

 

[Xenomorph]

Hey now, some comics are qualified on the same level as proper literature...
Just not that one. It looks exactly like every other dogshit hip millenial comic the big two and every indie publisher has been pumping out for the past three years. If someone could identify it, I'll take one for the team, snag a copy and read it (but I can already say with 99% certainty it's just geeky dialogue and references with no real literary merit.)

Edit: My initial suspicions were right, it is from the new Runaways run. So fucking dogshit literally meant for tween girls to try and entice them into giving money to a dying industry. The writing quality is worse than something like Riverdale, Pretty Little Liars, etc. Just picture a bunch of lonely 40 year olds trying to emulate what they think teens are like, complete with weird politics and moral soapboxing. So yeah, it's a step down from YA novels.

"dO TheY H aVE aNy LeSbIaN?"

 

[Koresh]

"dO TheY H aVE aNy LeSbIaN?"

Spoiler: yes

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Becky has such a crooked, almost-sideways alligned face and man ish features it is hard to imagine that she would look any prettier or any different even if she DID weigh 150lbs less.
Thankfully we have those super old pre-Amber Facebook photos (including the hilarious prom picture) to prove my point...even pre-massive gains Necky was always a chinless wonder.

I'm sure the obsessions and fixations with 90s stuff and childrens cartoons have to do with stunted/arrested Development though. She got booted out of her house as a teenager and still makes herself relive her nephew's death on like a semi annual basis. That shit aint healthy. Throw Hamber's gaslighting and manipulating on top and you've got a perfect storm for age regression, woe is me self pitying bullshit.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Spoiler: yes

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Well there you go that’s why the idiot is reading those ones.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Amber isn't pretty, she's just a girl.
If she were skinny she would look average as hell.

With Amber's pancake tits, if she lost 450 lbs her chest would be flat as a board and her skin like a shar pei. She's never going to look normal, which is fun because she thinks she will one day.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Did Becky get kicked out of her family home because she was gay or a mooch? She doesn't seem like the drugs and party type.