Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[MissyMissy]

Holy fuck I've never seen this clip before. She jumped off the deep end here.

Seriously, my favorite Becky moment. Lol it's not even what she said but how she said it that makes me think she's called MichealBePetty (or some other black person) a monkey before

 

[literally low-key]

Yeah. I don't really get why people try to deny that Amber has/had a pretty face. Sure, she's a shit person with an ugly personality and has pushed her body to the point where there's no hope, but when she was (still obese) lighter, she had some potential. She's always been a deathfat so her body would be fucked if she'd gotten down to normal weight at any point in the timeline because of the loose skin nightmare that would ensue, even after she lost the precious 89 elbees. However, at her smallest one can see she has a nice, small and straight nose, she had some semblance of a feminine facial structure and cheekbones, and proportionate eyes and lips. In other words she had not yet become the disgusting monster we know her as today. Crazy what denial and narcissism will do to a person.

Without make-up she never looked pretty.

 

[ADHD]

Get ready for this: a few people on reddit think Amber's a gaping cunt. Now that I think about it...

And at least one of the mods over there thinks Amber's style is worth copying for mega asspats.

 

[Whatthefuck]

And at least one of the mods over there thinks Amber's style is worth copying for mega asspats.

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The cringe. Far too much.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Yeah. I don't really get why people try to deny that Amber has/had a pretty face. Sure, she's a shit person with an ugly personality and has pushed her body to the point where there's no hope, but when she was (still obese) lighter, she had some potential. She's always been a deathfat so her body would be fucked if she'd gotten down to normal weight at any point in the timeline because of the loose skin nightmare that would ensue, even after she lost the precious 89 elbees. However, at her smallest one can see she has a nice, small and straight nose, she had some semblance of a feminine facial structure and cheekbones, and proportionate eyes and lips. In other words she had not yet become the disgusting monster we know her as today. Crazy what denial and narcissism will do to a person.

For a person like Amber whose personality is so repulsive and disgusting, their looks become irrelevant.

Also, a pig's rectum is more attractive than her fucked-up face.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Amberlard is too stupid and unaware of the world around her to be racist

 

[StrawberryDouche]

The cringe. Far too much.

This bitch spent $35 at Torrid just so she could tell the reddit she's a size 00. How embarrassing. At least when Amber does something embarrassing on the internet, it's entertaining. What a dim ridiculous twit.

 

[Twinkie]

Proportional eyes? LMAO as if that's some rare feature and bee-tee-dubs she surely doesn't have them anymore. Her cheekbones have always been very disproportionate, it's just more obvious now. And speaking of facial structure she also has a gigantic popeye chin, very fEmInInE. Like to each his own but gorl...

 

[StrawberryDouche]

And it's big on her because she's so smol

]MamaFreethinker- I was like, whuuuut?!?[S] • 70 points 20 hours ago

$35 at Torrid. I’m a size “00” according to them and it’s pretty big on me.

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

lol guess the unsub campaign didn't work (they never do) her entire brand is being a fat mess.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Proportional eyes? LMAO as if that's some rare feature and bee-tee-dubs she surely doesn't have them anymore. Her cheekbones have always been very disproportionate, it's just more obvious now. And speaking of facial structure she also has a gigantic popeye chin, very fEmInInE. Like to each his own but gorl...

Well, I guess it's a pretty good indicator of my autism because pretty much no one has ever agreed with me about that one. Sorry guys.

 

[vee]

Yeah. I don't really get why people try to deny that Amber has/had a pretty face. Sure, she's a shit person with an ugly personality and has pushed her body to the point where there's no hope, but when she was (still obese) lighter, she had some potential. She's always been a deathfat so her body would be fucked if she'd gotten down to normal weight at any point in the timeline because of the loose skin nightmare that would ensue, even after she lost the precious 89 elbees. However, at her smallest one can see she has a nice, small and straight nose, she had some semblance of a feminine facial structure and cheekbones, and proportionate eyes and lips. In other words she had not yet become the disgusting monster we know her as today. Crazy what denial and narcissism will do to a person.

Edit: for clarity no Amber's looks are not a redeeming quality and never have been. If she looked like Megan fox her looks would still be irrelevant.

Amber isn't pretty, she's just a girl.
If she were skinny she would look average as hell.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Amber isn't pretty, she's just a girl.
If she were skinny she would look average as hell.

With a ugly ass chin

 

[saisegeha]

Yeah. I don't really get why people try to deny that Amber has/had a pretty face.

I'd still accept a BJ from her as long as I get to ignore the rest of her body.
Her face really wasn't/isn't that ugly compared to other deathfats, like you can see there's a human in there. Or at least a resemblance.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

And at least one of the mods over there thinks Amber's style is worth copying for mega asspats.

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It would have been much better if she had altered that shirt to have the phases of Ambers moon face instead of The Man in the Moon on the sleeve, what a waste.

 

[ADHD]

I'd still accept a BJ from her as long as I get to ignore the rest of her body.

That's pretty brave of you to assume she wouldn't just chomp on it.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

I'd still accept a BJ from her as long as I get to ignore the rest of her body.

1) This belongs in the deathfat sex thread

2) Where would you finish?

 

[MissLosR]

Amber isn't pretty, she's just a girl.
If she were skinny she would look average as hell.

I think (if she'd been thin her whole life lol) she'd be one of those girls that isn't particularly ugly, but just extremely 5/10 average. I think she'd be one that scrubs up to like a 6 or 7 with some makeup and effort, but overall, eh.

 

[Spergoy of Cuckkad]

I'd still accept a BJ from her as long as I get to ignore the rest of her body.
Her face really wasn't/isn't that ugly compared to other deathfats, like you can see there's a human in there. Or at least a resemblance.

she's no Tammy and Amy Slaton, I've gotta say.

2) Where would you finish?

On the bright side you've got a lot of choices, she's probably got over 2 square miles of surface area to cover. Her ass shelf, 20 different stomach flabs, that basketball sized face... the choice is yours.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

A (thin from birth) Amber would be average-plain at BEST.
This is just a personal, honest attempt at a subjective-objective take I guess but JESUS the gorl has wonky eyes, a completely asymmetrical face, totally plain jane features all over, misaligned teeth (with that one snaggletooth right in the center of her face...check it, its right under her nose!) and then there's the famous huge, cleft, jutting out popeye congoloid chin.

If you actually DO add in her nasty, cunty Narc personality (and filty unwashed body and greasy poop bun hair) she would be as ugly and repellant as she is now anyway.

But playing the "What If?" game is fun! Who wants to do Becky next?