Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Strawberry Pocky]

Someone on the relationship sub reddit is pretending to be Becky: View attachment 876695

Keyword: pretending

Big Ham could only hope of achieving "plain" at BEST in her wildest dreams if she either:
> Was born thin and never became a 610+ FUBAR lardwhale to begin with
> Lost all the weight and got massive corrective skin surgery

Necky has a crooked sideways man-face with no chin and less neck. No amount of weight loss, hair cuts, make up, etc is gonna save her. Bitch is ugly, sorry.

Not that it matters for either of them because they could be the most drop dead gorgeous knockout InstaThots on earth or the second coming of Belle Delphine and Caninny combined or whatever but it wouldn't matter cause their personalities are Grade F toxic rancid putrid fucking scum. Lol.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Someone on the relationship sub reddit is pretending to be Becky: View attachment 876695

I grant that it's a troll, but it's not inaccurate. And honestly, I'd be slightly interested to know what the maniacs on r/relationships would make of this whole sitchyashun. I haven't rolled my eyes enough recently and they need the exercise. Gotta keep 'em limber for the next Phase Four ALR vid.

 

[Twinkie]

I can't find the thread. Probably got deleted. It probably had funny replies. Next time archive please instead of just a screenshot. Or at least link to the thread

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I know the thread is moving on, but for what it's worth.... Becky did not post pics of her ex's undies on Facebook. Eric did that. Becky did not ask him to take the picture down or call him out on that nasty behavior, but lets get our facts straight.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

The accuracy check is appreciated. I don't like it when rumor or inaccuracies stratify out to become "fact".

I do however stand by my claim that Becky is a pretty nasty piece of work.

 

[Single_Sock]

Amberlynn feeding the feeders in today's video

 

[thejackal]

The thing is, she's a skin picker. Do you compulsively pick your cat scratches? I'm guessing not.

Everyone gets little dings and scratches on their skin. Normal people let it be and it's gone within 2 days and not even visible to other people. But our gorl can't help herself. She will pick a miniscule scratch into a big wound that shows up on camera and stays there, for months. Not to mention her compromised immune system...

I don't think she's a picker. Her scabs never look bright red and inflamed they just look like they aren't healing. Because her blood has more sugar than red blood cells, T cells and platelets. She appears to have full blown beetus.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I thought she was Swolleeeen

Swo-lynn


I'll go sit on the Naughty Step and Think About My Behaviour.

 

[ADHD]

I can't find the thread. Probably got deleted. It probably had funny replies. Next time archive please instead of just a screenshot. Or at least link to the thread

Here's an archive of the original post, and here's an archive of the locked thread after the original post was deleted.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I honestly don't think Thumbo or Our Lady of the Lard love each other - but they both tell themselves that they do, and they both need it to be true. Because what else?

Thumbo is a disaster and Albert has made her much, much worse. Before Albert she was a fat chinless wonder, but she had enough oomph for us to wonder whether she would actually dominate Al. And, lowly degree notwithstanding, she was in a functional adult house-share with Rickie and his pet knitted 'tard, had a minimum-wage gig that at least had benefits and a solid friend group, albeit with the troglodyte Hannah and Blight Witch Rafe. Altho it's possible Rafe actually fashioned Hannah from lard, ketchup and steel wool but whatever, it worked.

Then Tsar Amba hit and oh holy fuckballs. Becky is ruined - a gigantic sloth with all spark and humour extinguished; a dead-eyed ghoul playing with her kiddycraft set, mumbling atonal litanies to dead people and twitching whenever Albert screeches for her next feeding, even as she's still slathering the last of the blood ketchup from the wildebeest she had for luncheon off her ravenous maw. She had self-sufficiency and a degree of quirk at the very least but she's shown herself to lie as easily as AL (crying over non-existent "haters" ringing her job,) to become just as disloyal (throwing away her friendship with R&H) and just as lazy. She's said herself she sees it as "last chance" so this HAS to work cos otherwise she'll be lonely forever.

And Albert has eaten herself into a corner completely. She can't even go to the fucking khazi without heavy plant assistance so good luck trading out the butler. YT traps her in the worst way; she HAS to maintain freak status because she's never made anything else. Yes, she'd do well if she got into and stuck at a successful weight loss plan at first, but it's going to take Albert years to lose the weight she needs and we don't have long attention spans. She doesn't have any personality, interests, knowledge, desire to learn...take away "fat freak" and what's left? Watching her rearrange earrings?

They've both settled, in its worst possible meaning; tied by inertia and enslaved by it. They came together for the wrong reasons, stayed together for the laziest reasons and are now stuck because both are too friable to exist independently. But as long as they stay together they get mired deeper, so retreat even further into the behaviours that make it less and less possible for either to break free. And both live in terror of the other doing so, which adds a fun little touch of frenzied, paranoid jealousy - we've probably all had at least one relationship where someone was hanging on for grim death; the harder you try and break free the more they wrap the tentacles round you. Both AL and Becky are playing out both parts of this strangulating drama, because desperation is the biggest turn-off so neither could attract a new mark even if they weren't Jurassic throwbacks. All they have to look forward to is Albert finding her final form and Thumbo filming an endless series of dead gorlfren videos.

And I have a fucking HUGE blankie and a metric shit-ton of popcorn for all of us to thoroughly enjoy the freakshow.


Edits cos wordification is hard and my phone hates me.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

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Our literary sensation Writerlynn puts a uni student in their place. I can’t speak for this student but not every book you read at uni is because you HAVE to if you find your course enjoyable amber.

College? Huge ass books? You don't say, Amber...

Didn't she go to a Vocational school too?

 

[8008135]

College? Huge ass books? You don't say, Amber...

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Didn't she go to a Vocational school too?

She went to Brown Mackie, a defunct for-profit college.

 

[bev]

From the subreddit:

A whole bag of little desserts when they were only there for two nights:

Spoiler: Idek how redditors spotted it

All I can think of is the time AL and Becky agreed to eat out less (during the Weight Loss 2018 competition) when Becky actually stood her ground, leaving AL to eat her weird tuna dip when she later asked to go out. Only to then immediately come up with an excuse to go get groceries and binge food. Or the other time she decided to go to Red Lobster for an impromptu date after they agreed, once again, to be healthier.

Man, what a nightmare. She will try to find any way to celebrate with food.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Average people don't need desserts of any size at night, Albert. This is reason #1,874 why you're 600 damn pounds. I hope your teeth rot right out of your mouth and you have to eat applesauce and Cream of Wheat the rest of your life.

 

[marjoram]

Average people don't need desserts of any size at night, Albert. This is reason #1,874 why you're 600 damn pounds. I hope your teeth rot right out of your mouth and you have to eat applesauce and Cream of Wheat the rest of your life.

But SO MUCH applesauce and Cream of Wheat.....

 

[THOTto]

Unpopular opinion; but Becky is a victim. You can be a total dick and be the victim of abuse. Yes, she got herself into this mess, yes she’s unpleasant at best and all the things you guys have touched on. Everyone has made stupid or ill advised choices in their life though, no one is perfect and being on this site doesn’t give you much of a high ground. (except for @Aquinas that fucker is perfect)

Emotional abuse is tricky, if someone has a partner who treats them awfully, then turns around and says “you should be grateful I put up with you, no one else would tolerate your shit,” over and over again. They start to believe it, then convince themselves that they’re with the best the person could do, or if they leave no one could want them again. We know Amber pulls this type of shit because of Kasey, even becky has admitted Amber is mean to her. It doesn’t start off with screeching and name calling, it’s small arguments and you pass it off thinking they’re in a foul mood or maybe they do have a point. Boiling frog and all that. By the time the nasty stuff comes along you don’t know what to think or blame yourself for every thing that goes wrong.

Does this excuse her behavior? Fuck no. Is she still a drunk driving, lazy, loser who doesn’t want to act like an adult and take responsibility in any way shape or form? Absolutely. It’s not an excuse to be a shithead, but it’s a bitch to get out of and with the unhealthy level of codependency these two have, it’ll never happen.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Unpopular opinion; but Becky is a victim. You can be a total dick and be the victim of abuse. Yes, she got herself into this mess, yes she’s unpleasant at best and all the things you guys have touched on. Everyone has made stupid or ill advised choices in their life though, no one is perfect and being on this site doesn’t give you much of a high ground. (except for @Aquinas that fucker is perfect)

Emotional abuse is tricky, if someone has a partner who treats them awfully, then turns around and says “you should be grateful I put up with you, no one else would tolerate your shit,” over and over again. They start to believe it, then convince themselves that they’re with the best the person could do, or if they leave no one could want them again. We know Amber pulls this type of shit because of Kasey, even becky has admitted Amber is mean to her. It doesn’t start off with screeching and name calling, it’s small arguments and you pass it off thinking they’re in a foul mood or maybe they do have a point. Boiling frog and all that. By the time the nasty stuff comes along you don’t know what to think or blame yourself for every thing that goes wrong.

Does this excuse her behavior? Fuck no. Is she still a drunk driving, lazy, loser who doesn’t want to act like an adult and take responsibility in any way shape or form? Absolutely. It’s not an excuse to be a shithead, but it’s a bitch to get out of and with the unhealthy level of codependency these two have, it’ll never happen.

You've put this into words I don't think I've had the writing skills/eloquence to be able to do so for myself so far before.
I believe that AL treats Becky like garbage, and I have called this a toxic relationship, an abusive relationship, a manipulative relationship full of gaslighting, etc etc. Becky is a piece of shit, Amber is a BIGGER piece of shit severely mistreating her. Amber is 100% in the wrong and her actions are disgusting and inexcusable, absolutely.
But -in a vacuum- like you said, Becky on her own is still a gross, lazy, enabling slob who drives drunk and purposefully doesn't work, lies, etc etc. She is her whole own individual special bloated thumby scumbag without AL. That alone is why I (personally) feel nothing and no sympathy for her or the grander/larger situation that you have described.

Let's also always remember that the narrative BECKY AND AL THEMSELVES have told is is that Becky was a "fan" and a subscriber that approached her and reached out sending DMs....so if this is true on some level Becky must have already been aware and watching the way AL mistreats the people around her constantly, most egregiously her girlfriends. And she STILL chose this life.

TL;DR Blotto spitting facts. They're both pieces of shit and you don't have to like or even feel ANYTHING for either of them but it doesn't change that we are looking at some seriously fucky abuse/manipulation.

 

[mekalekahi]

A food addict with no control having just a couple dainty mini cups for dessert when the entire bag is there? Whatever you say in this upcoming Lexington food adventure is truly all you ate.

 

[Twinkie]

I don't think Becky knew. Most newfags who stumble upon her are horrified by the hate and don't understand the real reasons why people treat her that way. It would be natural to assume the hate is just bOdY sHaMiNg. They don't see the way she treats people, even if they are watching. Becky contacted AL after watching ONE video and it was AL by herself doing some stupid tag video. She had no idea how AL treats other people.

This is how AL traps victims. SHE plays the victim:
"Kasey, my grandma won't let me come home! If you don't let me move in I'll be homeless!"

"Krystle, my gorlfriend Kasey is so abusive and her mom is too. Her mom's boyfriend is threatening to kill me! I have nowhere to go!"

"Guys [her youtube audience] Krystle dumped me and said she hasn't been in love with me for like three years! What am I going to do? These people have become like family to me!"

"Becky, Destiny broke my heart in a thousand pieces and now I'm stuck in my apartment all alone with no car!"

... by painting herself a victim, people won't be as guarded with her (even cynical people like Becky). She hooks them before they realize what has happened. Becky did have a job then. She wouldn't have had time to sit around sorting through offsite receipts and watching hundreds of videos. She didn't have a clue.

That's not really an excuse, though, because Destiny was the same way. Hell Destiny moved even faster; asked AL to move in with her before they even met. Makes it sound like Destiny was an absolute re,tard but hey, she was smarter than Becky. She refused to quit working, refused to let AL buy her a car, and when AL got really controlling Destiny dumped her.

I definitely think Becky is the least intelligent of Ham's gorlfriends (though I don't believe she is legit reta,rded or anything). She's also the most mentally ill and emotionally damaged. Add to that her laziness (jumped at the chance to quit her job) and Becky was doomed. But even THAT isn't a good excuse imo because Becky absolutely has a support system, not only with her hillbilly tribe but with Rickie & Eric. She could fix this, and turn her life around quickly. She doesn't care enough to. I agree that she' a victim of narcissistic abuse but frankly she doesn't seem bothered by it.

 

[Damn Near]

I personally don't think AOr Becky are physically ugly. I've seen "plain" tossed around and I think that's the correct term to describe them. Amber would still be insufferable if she was a normal weight but I'm sure someone out there would fuck her then ignore her text messages.

Get your fucking eyes checked