Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Billie Ross]

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And in case you're wonding: Our principled gorl with her unimpeachable integrity and robust moral fiber would never, ever publicly mock someone, Boo Boo!

Yep, she just mocks the skinny girls with a "lot" of make up, short baby-doll dresses and other fat girls eating out.
Hypocritical Beast.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Krystal didn't meet Destiny first. AL met Destiny on some app, after Krystal dumped her (AL). Destiny was engaged to some chick, who lived in California, at the time.

Holy shit are you saying destiny was engaged when she met hamber?

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And in case you're wonding: Our principled gorl with her unimpeachable integrity and robust moral fiber would never, ever publicly mock someone, Boo Boo!

Double dose of victimlynn and martyrlynn. What a ride

 

[Billie Ross]

Unpopular opinion:
I actually want Amber to lose a significant amount of weight
She would get a huge confidence boost and finally dump Becky, probably move to her own place, go out more, maybe get some friends and a new girlfriend
We would get much more hilarious content and new characters to discuss about
Amber would probably feel like a weight loss YouTube STAAWR and get really sassy and bitchy about it
I don't even want her to get fatter anymore, cause that just means that we will have an inactive thread in a couple of years and a dead cow. A legendary dead cow. But no more m*lk.

All that you want already happened, the confidence boost after Krystal made her lose weight, the new girlfriend, friends, strange characters and her own place.
Just watch the old videos...
I rather see her rot in her own excrement... screeching like a pig for her servants to feed and clean her...
If we lucky enough, and she's still alive after a few years decomposing, Dr Now will come like a Yoda to our Jabbalynn for the grand finale we all wait: Hamber discussing with him about her "water weight", "How she is swollen" and "water heartburn"....

 

[Turd Blossom]

Double dose of victimlynn and martyrlynn. What a ride

And right on the heels of that ridiculously cryptic and overly dramatic post about her upcoming 8/31 video.
I just reread it again and it gave me a chuckle. Whatever it is, it's apparently going to "upset people" but she HAS to do it OR SHE'LL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN.

I'm sure it's very important but it seems whatever it is it can wait until the end of the month when she's officially run out of her cache of prefilmed Torrid Hauls, reports on the storm conditions in Monticello, those riveting q&a's and her in-depth reviews of the half-price novels she's had Becky pick up for her in between McDonald's runs.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

All that you want already happened, the confidence boost after Krystal made her lose weight, the new girlfriend, friends, strange characters and her own place.
Just watch the old videos...
I rather see her rot in her own excrement... screeching like a pig for her servants to feed and clean her...
If we lucky enough, and she's still alive after a few years decomposing, Dr Now will come like a Yoda to our Jabbalynn for the grand finale we all wait: Hamber discussing with him about her "water weight", "How she is swollen" and "water heartburn"....

Okay let see what the scale say okay. 850 pound? Why you eat so much food!?
I AM 579 NEVER OVER 600 BOOBOO ITS JUST WATER WEIGHT AND SOME SWELLEEN

Regular James K.

 

[8008135]

Okay let see what the scale say okay. 850 pound? Why you eat so much food!?
I AM 579 NEVER OVER 600 BOOBOO ITS JUST WATER WEIGHT AND SOME SWELLEEN

Regular James K.

It's just her new mattress making her look fat.

 

[Caointeag]

And right on the heels of that ridiculously cryptic and overly dramatic post about her upcoming 8/31 video.
I just reread it again and it gave me a chuckle. Whatever it is, it's apparently going to "upset people" but she HAS to do it OR SHE'LL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN.

I'm sure it's very important but it seems whatever it is it can wait until the end of the month when she's officially run out of her cache of prefilmed Torrid Hauls, reports on the storm conditions in Monticello, those riveting q&a's and her in-depth reviews of the half-price novels she's had Becky pick up for her in between McDonald's runs.

she did mention a while ago that she was going to finish uploading the videos she has for August, and then she wasn't going to post anymore. So she's probably quitting the 100 days of monotony.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Could this video be Becky: Final Justice?

 

[Mr Foster]

She will take a short break and be back for The Return of Amberlynn: Foodocolypse

 

[ADHD]

Don't be a fucking pussy. Do the chubby bunny challenge.

 

[Dovahshit]

Holy shit are you saying destiny was engaged when she met hamber?

We're all autistic here, didn't you know?

how else would we be able to follow a 600 lbs toddler for more than three years, takes dedication and anti-rage pills
(damn time goes too fast)

 

[sibling issues]

how else would we be able to follow a 600 lbs toddler for more than three years, takes dedication and anti-rage pills
(damn time goes too fast)

you also forgot that some come here to watch her and want to see her life crumble under her weight

 

[Mandaark]

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And in case you're wonding: Our principled gorl with her unimpeachable integrity and robust moral fiber would never, ever publicly mock someone, Boo boo!

"In case you didn't already know, I have a sub reddit - but totally dont go there so hateful ug"

Lmao way to consistently shout out the haydurz, Albert.

I'm doubling down on her admitting she's over 600, victimlynn is clocking 80 hr workweeks lately
I smell something big - bigger than failing yet another 100 days of anything, at this point no one is shocked lol
She's setting up for blaming the haydurz and mean, mean. internet. Its all falling in her lap so easily, it's in her nature to exploit it and admit the obvious.

Edit: whoopsie, premature postulation

 

[Pinky&Perky]

On the 10th of July Amber's 'How I lost 89lbs' dropped - during that video Amber spoke of how happy she was when she lived in Virginia with Krystal and how she has never felt so safe and at home.

I have been waiting for any clue of a current vlog that was filmed after this video dropped - it had to have caused a reaction in the dynamic of the house, If my husband posted a YT video for thousands of people to see saying how much happier he was with an ex especially after he humiliated me by saying that he didn't know where his heart was but it wasn't with me and our current home and then on top of that,as an after thought, putting me second to our dog, it think it would cause a bit of a showdown in the house

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

I really WANT an admittance to 600+ pounds....because we all knew it was true already back in fucking June.
But idk. Something about her stalling this long and pussyfooting around it and maybe kinda announcing it in a prerecorded, backlogged video from 1,5 months ago? Feels like a hollow victory. Just knowing that on Aug 31 she is sitting smugly on pillow swampheap gorging herself and already done been over 600 for many many months already anyway? Boo.

On the 10th of July Amber's 'How I lost 89lbs' dropped - during that video Amber spoke of how happy she was when she lived in Virginia with Krystal and how she has never felt so safe and at home.

I have been waiting for any clue of a current vlog that was filmed after this video dropped - it had to have caused a reaction in the dynamic of the house, If my husband posted a YT video for thousands of people to see saying how much happier he was with an ex especially after he humiliated me by saying that he didn't know where his heart was but it wasn't with me and our current home and then on top of that,as an after thought, putting me second to our dog, it think it would cause a bit of a showdown in the house

She's such a gaping cunt, lmao.
I don't like Necky and I have zero sympathy for her, but that isn't even the FIRST time Big Ham has strait said right in front of her face that she hates Kentucky, or she was happier in another relationship/living somewhere else, another person (Krystle or Destiny or some mysterious unnamed Trans person) is her best friend, she has listed her loves and gratitudes and priorities and things like "weight loss" and "Twinkie" have come above Necky MULTIPLE times......

God it's so funny. Especially because the Thumb just sits there like a huge red blob with her sideways, crooked face and wall-eyes staring into space like she has had a fucking lobotomy. Like, bitch, your girlfriend-mealticket-Sugar Momma is literally telling the world in front of you how much she basically resents being with you. Nothing? Can't even muster a blink? Lol okay.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Unpopular opinion:
I actually want Amber to lose a significant amount of weight
She would get a huge confidence boost and finally dump Becky, probably move to her own place, go out more, maybe get some friends and a new girlfriend
We would get much more hilarious content and new characters to discuss about
Amber would probably feel like a weight loss YouTube STAAWR and get really sassy and bitchy about it
I don't even want her to get fatter anymore, cause that just means that we will have an inactive thread in a couple of years and a dead cow. A legendary dead cow. But no more m*lk.

But no matter how thin Amber would get, or where Amber would go, there Amber would be. When she was less gelatinous, she never really had friends of her own that wanted to be around her. They were friends she and whomever picked up as a couple. None of the bit players we've seen stuck around for Amber. She talks a lot of shit about Bora Bora -which is in the Poconos- But unless they have a Walmart, she's not going there at 120 pounds.

Weight loss doesn't cure stupid or arrogance. It doesn't confer curiosity, self-awareness, honesty, or intelligence. ANYONE can be a skinny, screechy, sassy, smug internet trainwreck. They're everywhere like a plague of locusts!

You take away 450 pounds, and Amber is just another locust lost in the swarm. It's the weight that distinguishes her and makes her watchable. So my vote is for FATTER.

Does anyone know if we ever had a deathfat fucking cow become a skinny fucking cow?

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

She's such a gaping cunt, lmao.
I don't like Necky and I have zero sympathy for her, but that isn't even the FIRST time Big Ham has strait said right in front of her face that she hates Kentucky, or she was happier in another relationship/living somewhere else, another person (Krystle or Destiny or some mysterious unnamed Trans person) is her best friend, she has listed her loves and gratitudes and priorities and things like "weight loss" and "Twinkie" have come above Necky MULTIPLE times......

God it's so funny. Especially because the Thumb just sits there like a huge red blob with her sideways, crooked face and wall-eyes staring into space like she has had a fucking lobotomy. Like, bitch, your girlfriend-mealticket-Sugar Momma is literally telling the world in front of you how much she basically resents being with you. Nothing? Can't even muster a blink? Lol okay.

This ^

I mean it's fair enough if you don't like a state (or over here, county) but hell, surely you could say "I don't much like Kentucky itself but my love is here and it means a lot to her so I'm learning to like it" or something similar?
But Albert is such a narcissistic cunt, it's all about her and her likes, dislikes and feelings - stuff Necky!

The fact Beckster takes it without seeming to flinch could suggest a few things

• She loves Amber so much she hides her hurt
• She doesn't give a shit about Amber either but likes the money so no hurt to hide or
• She's so empty and clueless she doesn't even notice

Whichever it is doesn't make Al any less of an asshole....she doesn't care about Necky's feelings and she doesn't care that the world knows it, either

 

[Whatthefuck]

But no matter how thin Amber would get, or where Amber would go, there Amber would be. When she was less gelatinous, she never really had friends of her own that wanted to be around her. They were friends she and whomever picked up as a couple. None of the bit players we've seen stuck around for Amber. She talks a lot of shit about Bora Bora -which is in the Poconos- But unless they have a Walmart, she's not going there at 120 pounds.

Weight loss doesn't cure stupid or arrogance. It doesn't confer curiosity, self-awareness, honesty, or intelligence. ANYONE can be a skinny, screechy, sassy, smug internet trainwreck. They're everywhere like a plague of locusts!

You take away 450 pounds, and Amber is just another locust lost in the swarm. It's the weight that distinguishes her and makes her watchable. So my vote is for FATTER.

Does anyone know if we ever had a deathfat fucking cow become a skinny fucking cow?

Time out, Bora Bora is way further than the Poconos. It's in French Polynesia like Tahiti way. I'm not sure how she ever heard of Bora Bora, but here we are. I think she could actually make it to the Poconos because they could likely drive that. Bora Bora is flight only unless she wants to go full Moana on us. I'd be down for that. Either way, it's a ridiculous thing for her to talk about. She can't even go to Lexington anymore with our major swelleeeeeeen. She'd die before the plane landed in Bora Bora. Also, why would she want to go to an island? She'd wear those horrible legeeeeeens and whatever t-shirt tent that fit. She'd probably try to take Twinkie Stoooorr and end up losing her to a shark. As apropos as it would be for our whale to find salt water please don't forget she needs that pH balance correct, boo boo, of she's going to have heart burn.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

This ^

I mean it's fair enough if you don't like a state (or over here, county) but hell, surely you could say "I don't much like Kentucky itself but my love is here and it means a lot to her so I'm learning to like it" or something similar?
But Albert is such a narcissistic cunt, it's all about her and her likes, dislikes and feelings - stuff Necky!

The fact Beckster takes it without seeming to flinch could suggest a few things

• She loves Amber so much she hides her hurt
• She doesn't give a shit about Amber either but likes the money so no hurt to hide or
• She's so empty and clueless she doesn't even notice

Whichever it is doesn't make Al any less of an asshole....she doesn't care about Necky's feelings and she doesn't care that the world knows it, either

The fact that Necky is so dumb, slow, and utterly brainless when it comes to any other aspect of life at all (when she tries to tell a story she can barely dribble two sentences together, when answering the Q&A card games she doesn't understand the questions over half the time, things Big Ham and MushMuppet Eric say look like they fly over her lardy blubbery head quite often, she does childrens colouring books and watches childrens cartoons, etc etc) my vote is for #3 ......... although its probably some combination of the second and third theory at work, I personally get the feeling that Necky is just literally too god damn stupid to see or grasp it.

But again, this is the dumb cunt that is STILL making the active choice every single day to bring her 600+ pound dying ButterBitch more pizza and orange chicken and McDonalds. So fuck her feelings, lmao.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Time out, Bora Bora is way further than the Poconos. It's in French Polynesia like Tahiti way. I'm not sure how she ever heard of Bora Bora, but here we are. I think she could actually make it to the Poconos because they could likely drive that. Bora Bora is flight only unless she wants to go full Moana on us. I'd be down for that. Either way, it's a ridiculous thing for her to talk about. She can't even go to Lexington anymore with our major swelleeeeeeen

lol, a long time ago, Amberlynn once said that Bora Bora was in, around, or near the Poconos or something. I can't remember if if she said it on accident, but it was one of her most hilarious explosions of stupidity.