Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,637 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,541
Get off IG q&a and go have a real doctor check why ur right leg has doubled in size since january. Pretty sure it the layg that hurt so bad last year/early this year.

How hard would it be for this bitch to go live and have Becky film her weighing in? No ceiling clips of possibly the same day, no voice overs, just a current live clip. I want her to accurately show that shes only gained 12 pounds at most in 9 months.
 
The birthday party legs are bigger than this, it's especially noticable from the knee to the over foot roll. Both pairs of pants are black and painted on, not loose whatsoever. There's a minimum of 40lbs worth of leg she put on in addition to the new stores of fat accumulating on the rest of her carcass.

Gah she's such a fuckin laaaahh. I'm almost mad but I guess we'll get satisfaction when the feet won't hold her up anymore and she has to admit defeat (or come up with a new line of bullshit).

Her extra chins are also bigger now. I guess as long as she tells us she's "not 600 pounds," she's waaaay better than the TV fatties. LOL
 
Hmmm DelusionLynn! She looks bigger in dresses y'all, and there was me thinking it's a lot because her legs look like they are growing their own heads....
Not sure what she means by 'I know at this point that doesn't really matter' but then half the time I don't understand what grammarLynn is getting at...guess I'm just not on her level y'all

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Hmmm DelusionLynn! She looks bigger in dresses y'all, and there was me thinking it's a lot because her legs look like they are growing their own heads....
Not sure what she means by 'I know at this point that doesn't really matter' but then half the time I don't understand what grammarLynn is getting at...guess I'm just not on her level y'all

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Her shirts are XXXXXL dresses. I don't--what? She wears nothing but dresses and standard stretched-to-death yoga pants. She looks monstrously bloated in everything.

Speaking of, with Halloween approaching, I hope she takes advantage of nothing fitting her, her infected cavern, neck hump, jaundice/beetus knuckles, the acid reflux, styes, and all of that and cosplays as a Boomer from L4D

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Amber:
i will say i do look bigger wearing dresses.
I will say that I have never seen someone wear a dress that actually turns into a tight shirt on them. Like, the dress should be flowy and reach your knees, but on you it doesn't even cover your shelf ass because your damn stomach rolls hike it up short. Is that what you mean, Amber? Because it's not like actual shirts make you look thinner.

Amber:
plus they're just more comfy lol.
Comfort has nothing to do with what you wear. Neither does style. You don't live in those black pants because you love them so much. They don't make jeans or any other button/zip pants that will fit you. You can't even wear sweatpants and I have no doubt you'd live in sweats if they came in your size.
 
Hmmm DelusionLynn! She looks bigger in dresses y'all, and there was me thinking it's a lot because her legs look like they are growing their own heads....
Not sure what she means by 'I know at this point that doesn't really matter' but then half the time I don't understand what grammarLynn is getting at...guess I'm just not on her level y'all

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So much for "I was shocked by how I look in Eric's video it was a wake up call." Nah, girl you got startled awake by some sleep apnea and fell right back to snoozing.
 
I was really optimistic that her August 31st video would include a 600elbee admission but with the way she’s fighting against it on social media, I guess she’s probably not gonna reveal that in a month old video. Sigh.

The 70 something dreaded days of uploading are likely coming to an end and what is there to show for it? There wasn’t a single upload that held any weight (aside from hers and Beck’s), and probably half of it was just throwaway hauls and makeup. And we can bet her big oh so controversial finale isn’t even going to include a believable weigh in—thank god for @ADHD and their archives. I usually don’t care about giving a view if it’s interesting (and if the comments are funny and not a cesspool of repetition), but for this bullshit? Hell no.

Here’s to hoping we’ll at least get a nice big Hardee’s mukbang while she tells us haydurs it’s all our fault she’s leaving.
 
I was really optimistic that her August 31st video would include a 600elbee admission but with the way she’s fighting against it on social media, I guess she’s probably not gonna reveal that in a month old video. Sigh.

The 70 something dreaded days of uploading are likely coming to an end and what is there to show for it? There wasn’t a single upload that held any weight (aside from hers and Beck’s), and probably half of it was just throwaway hauls and makeup. And we can bet her big oh so controversial finale isn’t even going to include a believable weigh in—thank god for @ADHD and their archives. I usually don’t care about giving a view if it’s interesting (and if the comments are funny and not a cesspool of repetition), but for this bullshit? Hell no.

Here’s to hoping we’ll at least get a nice big Hardee’s mukbang while she tells us haydurs it’s all our fault she’s leaving.
I already lost the bet as to when she'd tip that 600 elbee mark and I know, I KNOW, she's not admitting it just to spite me personally. At this point I don't care when she admits it, we can all see it. If she doesn't pay us off in some form of either admitting her "new starting weight" or revealing her layyyyrrrggghhhss then I have no more interest other than to watch the trainwreck.
 
Yesterday I posted about some twitard saying she was looking into hacking Amber's social media profiles. The beast has seen it and responded and the twitard posted it all over her account. Why would you incriminate yourself 😂😂

This is the same attention-seeking retàrd who regurgitated this incredible nonsense;
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This person has no clue how anything works and apparently neither does Amber, because now she's up in her DMs. At least there might be some luls from this clash of the spastics.
 
This is the same attention-seeking retàrd who regurgitated this incredible nonsense;
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This person has no clue how anything works and apparently neither does Amber, because now she's up in her DMs. At least there might be some luls from this clash of the spastics.

If I had the fucks to give to do that, I'd sure as hell post the screenshots to prove it.
*Conspiracy theory. It's Amber running the account, just throwing out complete shit to garner interest in her latest shitty videos.
 
Yesterday I posted about some twitard saying she was looking into hacking Amber's social media profiles. The beast has seen it and responded and the twitard posted it all over her account. Why would you incriminate yourself 😂😂
Amber seems sorta scared in those Dm's like, "oh no please no hacky me." I swear the only language she understands is idiot.
What would even be the point of hacking her email? Her layggs aren't hiding there.
 
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